A Better Mouse Trap

[palani]

self-explanatory ... 4 inches of water in the bottom

http://i39.tinypic.com/242kz.gif

Things DO go better with a COKE.

[Rubberchicken]

Ive used similar set up for years, quite effective and multi-catch. If you live in colder climate add some anti-freeze to water to prevent freezing. Working on one for congress critters, instead of peanut butter it uses coke....

[gunDriller]

self-explanatory ... 4 inches of water in the bottom

http://i39.tinypic.com/242kz.gif

Things DO go better with a COKE.

does it work on Jews ? maybe with a little more water.

[EE_]

does it work on Jews ? maybe with a little more water.

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d8/92/d89260_4233853.jpg

[gunDriller]

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d8/92/d89260_4233853.jpg

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4234297/Jew+trap

they won't let us look at it unless we go to their website.

"15)
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"

http://morticom.com/jokesjewish.htm

"12)
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews found the same penny!"

[Cebu_4_2]

self-explanatory ... 4 inches of water in the bottom

http://i39.tinypic.com/242kz.gif

Things DO go better with a COKE.

I tried this and a few variants and none work as well as the original trap.

[Spectrism]

This is an excellent spin on the water bucket trap. I have been using a 5 gallon pail with about 3 inches of water in the bottom (so they cannot jump out). Around the inside of the bucket I wipe a ring of peanut butter about 3 inches from the top. They try to get the peanut butter and fall in. I can catch 2 or 3 a night like that. The water causes hypothermia and the mice soon drown.

The bottle idea is cheap and keeps the bucket cleaner.

[Libertytree]

This thread is timely! I have some mice/rats that have been extremely elusive with conventional traps. I have 4 traps set right now and won't be able to check them until Thurs but if I don't kill at least one big one and two small ones I'm gonna rig one of these up. I feel like friggin Ahab.....sonsabitches!

[Spectrism]

This thread is timely! I have some mice/rats that have been extremely elusive with conventional traps. I have 4 traps set right now and won't be able to check them until Thurs but if I don't kill at least one big one and two small ones I'm gonna rig one of these up. I feel like friggin Ahab.....sonsabitches!

If you are after rats, you will need at least 4 inches... preferable 6 inches or more of water in the bottom so they can't jump out. It depends on how big the rats are. Same for chipmunks.

[Ponce]

does it work on Jews ? maybe with a little more water.

Driller? for them you must use pennies all the way around the bottle instead of peanut butter.

V

[Twisted Titan]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4234297/Jew+trap

they won't let us look at it unless we go to their website.

"15)
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"

http://morticom.com/jokesjewish.htm

"12)
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews found the same penny!"



Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first Jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first Jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"




Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!




How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"




One day a Jewish rabbi and a catholic priest have a car crash, ending up with both vehicles being totally written off. Both men are uninjured and after they get out of their cars the rabbi noticed the priests collar.

"Well," said the rabbi, "you are a priest and I am a rabbi, both our cars are totally destroyed and we are both unhurt. It must be a miracle from God and he must have intended us to meet and become good friends and live together in peace for the rest of our lives!"

"I agree with you totally!" replied the priest, "This must be a sign from God. You will be my closest friend for the rest of my life!"
"Look at this," said the rabbi, "A bottle of red wine in the boot of my car, unbroken. Another miracle. Surely God wants us to seal our friendship with a drink."

The rabbi finds two cups, fills them with red wine and gives one to the priest. The priest takes several swigs finishing the full cup then hands it back to the rabbi.

"Are you not having any?" asked the priest.
"No," replied the rabbi, "I think I will wait for the police!"

[milehi]

I don't think that's very funny TT, Anne Frankly I'm offended. My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower. I bet you did Nazi that coming.

[Spectrism]

I don't think that's very funny TT, Anne Frankly I'm offended. My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower. I bet you did Nazi that coming.


Was that before he got married and had any children?

[milehi]

It was supposed to be a joke.

[Spectrism]

It was supposed to be a joke.


Right over your head, eh?