Has it got pepperoni on it?

[Serpo]

Man who threatened to jump from Ravenel Bridge taken into custody after getting pizza

http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130624/PC16/130629676/1177/man-who-threatened-to-jump-off-ravenel-bridge-now-in-custody (http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130624/PC16/130629676/1177/man-who-threatened-to-jump-off-ravenel-bridge-now-in-custod)http://www.postandcourier.com/storyimage/CP/20130624/PC16/130629676/AR/0/AR-130629676.jpg&maxw=640&q=100

[Hitch]

Selfish bastard.

In 5 years at my current job, I've been late for work 2 times. One, was a jumper. Closed all but 1 lane on the bridge. I looked him in the eye as I passed. He was standing at the edge with a bunch of emt's and fireman pleading with him.

I don't mean to sound like a dick, but if you are going to jump, just jump. You don't need to ruin things for everyone else. You don't need 5 fire trucks to show up. You don't need to close 4 lanes and back up traffic.

They actually brought him a pizza too.