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Cebu_4_2
31st July 2013, 12:01 PM
Report: Lewinsky sex tape to Clinton surfaces Monica: 'I could take my clothes off and start ... well ...' Published: 2 hours agohttp://www.wnd.com/files/2012/02/ClintonAndLewinsky.jpgMonica Lewinsky and President Bill Clinton

While the sexting of former congressman and current candidate for new York mayor Anthony Weiner is still making national headlines, a blast-from-the-past sex tape involving Monica Lewinsky and former President Bill Clinton has just reportedly surfaced.
An audio tape obtained by the National Enquirer purports to reveal the former White House intern planning a secret sexual meeting with the president and proclaiming to her paramour she’s “too cute and adorable” to be ignored.
The recording, made in November 1997 at the height of the pair’s sexual affair, is three minutes, 47 seconds long, and is addressed to “handsome.”
At one point, Lewinsky is heard trying to seduce Clinton, saying: “I could take my clothes off and start … well … I know you wouldn’t enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my script and do what I want.”
Monica’s voice is the only one heard on the tape, which was thought to have been destroyed years ago, though a duplicate was secretly made and has now surfaced, according to the Enquirer.
On the recording, Lewinsky tells the commander in chief: “Since I know you will be alone tomorrow evening, I have two proposals for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.”
http://www.wnd.com/files/2013/07/national-enquirer-bill-clinton-monica-lewinsky.jpgThe National Enquirer reportedly obtained a secret sex tape featuring the voice of White House intern Monica Lewinsky talking to President Bill Clinton.

She then takes charge, instructing Clinton use his secretary, Betty Currie, to plan the president’s schedule so they could secretly meet without any formal record of her visit.
“Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with Betty that you will leave the office at, I don’t know, at 7, 7:30 so that everyone else who hates me that causes me lots of trouble goes home,” Lewinsky tells Clinton.
“Then you quickly sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for, you know, 15 minutes or half an hour. Whatever you want.”
Monica laments how the pair’s previous “60 seconds” encounter “was just not enough – even though you did look very handsome.”
“Maybe we could go over and watch a movie together and just have kind of, I don’t know, boxed dinners or something like that,” she continued.
“And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of me … of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good movie.
“So I don’t know, those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over.
“I’m hoping you will hear this and you will choose which one you want to do and go tell Betty and then she can call me and let me know so I don’t have to stress out all day and I don’t have to call her every two hours and bug her because, I know you will find this very hard to believe, but I can be a pain in the a– sometimes.
“I’m very persistent, but um … I really want to see you.”
The Enquirer says Lewinsky initially played the tape for Linda Tripp – the woman whose covert phone tapes of Monica eventually led to Clinton’s impeachment – on Nov. 20, 1997.
A report by the Office of Independent Counsel Ken Starr indicates the cassette was delivered to the White House the next day.
The recording as well as other “souvenirs” such as love letter from Lewinsky to Clinton, were reportedly obtained by someone hired as a “cleaner” by people close to Lewinsky.
The material was kept private for the past 15 years, and the Clintons reportedly thought the evidence was no longer in existence.
“First, I forgot to tell you that the Gingko Blowjoba, or whatever it’s called, was from me,” Lewinsky wrote in one romantic note to Bill Clinton.
“I also included those new Zinc throat lozenges which are rumored to be great.”
In several notes, Lewinsky pleaded with the president to make time to see her, and she begged him to explain why he put an end to their adulterous affair.
The Enquirer reports the revelation of the tape could sink Hillary Clinton’s expected run for the White House.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjaEZOrRGjOodo0St-LXidAtE0YLyhWbJb5qVE61eCqyN3Lf_hFormer first lady Hillary Clinton

“The Clintons thought this sex tape was dead and buried,” a source told the paper. “If this tape and other material are surfacing now, imagine what else must be out there?
“This could be just the tip of the iceberg and the most embarrassing ‘bimbo eruption’ of all for the Clintons.”

Ares
31st July 2013, 12:18 PM
“The Clintons thought this sex tape was dead and buried,” a source told the paper. “If this tape and other material are surfacing now, imagine what else must be out there?
“This could be just the tip of the iceberg and the most embarrassing ‘bimbo eruption’ of all for the Clintons.”

Like she has a chance. Last time she ran she was so polarized and hated that TPTB ended up choosing a black guy and mentally retarded war veteran for us to choose from.

midnight rambler
31st July 2013, 12:23 PM
the Money Powers ended up choosing a black guy

0bomber was chosen over Hitlery because he suited their purposes so much better in so many more ways - it's too obvious.

midnight rambler
31st July 2013, 12:25 PM
I wonder who at the Enquirer will be offed this time.

mamboni
31st July 2013, 12:31 PM
Lewinsky acted as predator. stalking Clinton. No doubt her Ziomasters needed to blackmail Clinton for some nefarious purpose and put their undercover operative Monica "Blowjaba" Lewinsky into operation. Once Clinton's other head experienced the full power of her sucking and tonguing, he was hooked.

vacuum
31st July 2013, 12:34 PM
Lewinsky acted as predator. stalking Clinton. No doubt her Ziomasters needed to blackmail Clinton for some nefarious purpose and put their undercover operative Monica "Blowjaba" Lewinsky into operation. Once Clinton's other head experienced the full power of her sucking and tonguing, he was hooked.

Is this the real story here? wow

Jewboo
31st July 2013, 12:41 PM
Is this the real story here? wow



http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x282/Tarzan_of_the_Apes/Toons/clinton_alien.jpg


:rolleyes: We can trust the National Enquirer to be a credible source...

Cebu_4_2
31st July 2013, 12:45 PM
Someone don't want her to run...

Libertytree
31st July 2013, 12:51 PM
Blowjaba the Nut :)

mamboni
31st July 2013, 01:06 PM
Is this the real story here? wow

No doubt! What man can resist the seductive ministrations of a professional fellatist (or cocksucker to those of you less sophisticated) trained in the exquisite art of fellatio. Monica Lewinsky was a succubus, no doubt. She was instructed by her Ziomasters to stain the dress as to provide the hard evidence (pun intended); no doubt she found this difficult, as the true succubus craves the man cream.

mamboni
31st July 2013, 01:07 PM
Blowjaba the Nut :)

Ho ho ho ho ho, the mighty Chewbacca.

gunDriller
31st July 2013, 02:09 PM
0bomber was chosen over Hitlery because he suited their purposes so much better in so many more ways - it's too obvious.

a 'black' man to get the 'black' vote.

(well, he's more like light brown, but anyway.)

with the GOP guaranteed to put every road-block necessary to stop Ron Paul.

guaranteeing an Israeli-loyalist in the White House.

ShortJohnSilver
31st July 2013, 09:17 PM
Probably no one remembers this, but, Clinton himself was worried (it was in transcripts I think) that the sessions were being taped and could be used as blackmail. Given Lewinsky is Jewish, what obvious foreign country is implicated?

Cebu_4_2
31st July 2013, 09:38 PM
Probably no one remembers this, but, Clinton himself was worried (it was in transcripts I think) that the sessions were being taped and could be used as blackmail. Given Lewinsky is Jewish, what obvious foreign country is implicated?

N. Korea?
Iraq?

Glass
31st July 2013, 10:21 PM
yes it was always obvious that this girl was some kind of honey pot sent in to trap "william the pooh". Of course lets face it the honey didn't have to be particularly sweet now did it?

Hypertiger
31st July 2013, 11:32 PM
It's just more dumb to dumb you down further.

gunDriller
1st August 2013, 05:21 AM
Probably no one remembers this, but, Clinton himself was worried (it was in transcripts I think) that the sessions were being taped and could be used as blackmail. Given Lewinsky is Jewish, what obvious foreign country is implicated?

the Arabs, because they run Hollywood, right ?

wait, let me check with Alex Jones.

mamboni
1st August 2013, 06:28 AM
yes it was always obvious that this girl was some kind of honey pot sent in to trap "william the pooh". Of course lets face it the honey didn't have to be particularly sweet now did it?

In this case, negative pressure was more important than sweetness.

gunDriller
1st August 2013, 06:47 AM
In this case, negative pressure was more important than sweetness.

i always thought negative pressure was used in clean-rooms to trap particulates.

mamboni
1st August 2013, 06:53 AM
i always thought negative pressure was used in clean-rooms to trap particulates.

Indeed! You could say that negative pressure sucks! As for entrapment, no one surpasses the bagel-eaters in this particular skill.

Spectrism
1st August 2013, 07:08 AM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a88f1a87970b-600wi


When Ross Perot was talking about that strong sucking sound,
he was getting visions of something else. It was not the economy but
my new Monica model wet-dry vacuum cleaner in the oval office made by the
Lewy In Sky Company. Hmmmm-mmmmm.... that little model did a zipper....
I mean zippy job. It could really blow, errr... uhhh.. suck.... up most things but
a few missed stains. Got some new ones now. Sure miss that Monicker model
with its forceful ways.