Dog the Bounty Hunter... Edward Snowden...one billion US dollars

[Serpo]

Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty


By http://www.chronicle.su/wp-content/themes/atahualpa/images/icons/twitter.gifKilgoar (http://twitter.com/kilgoar), on August 8th, 2013
http://www.chronicle.su/wp-content/uploads/dog-the-bounty-hunter-0109-lg-225x300.jpg (http://www.chronicle.su/wp-content/uploads/dog-the-bounty-hunter-0109-lg.jpg)Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the hunt yet again, but this time he’s after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden.


HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, “Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”
The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB. Dog was recently arrested and released by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

When asked if he had a message for Snowden, Dog became agitated and began to rant, “Every Dog has its day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice, the American way. If you’re listenin’ slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide brah. The Dog has picked up your trail.”
Dog and his buxom wife Beth were reportedly spotted boarding a jet for Hong Kong, where the couple intends to search Snowden’s hotel rooms for evidence.


Dog is a dog


http://www.chronicle.su/news/dog-the-bounty-hunter-to-pursue-snowden-bounty/

[Glass]

the bounty is One Billion Dollars?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Drevil_million_dollars.jpg/200px-Drevil_million_dollars.jpg

But seriously who sets the bounty at 1 billion dollars. I think that number alone should have anyone and everyone wondering WTF?

[midnight rambler]

and if I can...bring him back to God’s side

He's doin' THE LAWD'S WORK!!!

Some mad dogs are just so out of control and irredeemable they need to be put down.

[Jewboo]

Duane Chapman... announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden.






http://hotcelebscandal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Beth_Chapman_Dog_the_Bounty_Hunter-490x634.jpg



Those disguise sunglasses will fool Putin.


:rolleyes:

[Ares]

I read this yesterday and thought it was satire.. Is this real? 1 billion dollar bounty?

[Spectrism]

I can't believe this is real.

Even Dawg can't be that stupid. If he went into Russia like that, he would disappear. There are many hundreds of miles of endless plains that would make a shallow grave fade into oblivion.

[Son-of-Liberty]

IF the story isn't total BS then it is Duane Chapman doing a publicity stunt. If you are going to sneak into Russia it isn't a very good idea to announce it.

[EE_]

I can't believe this is real.

Even Dawg can't be that stupid. If he went into Russia like that, he would disappear. There are many hundreds of miles of endless plains that would make a shallow grave fade into oblivion.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--_kwGfDQ8YI/TdqSpD-MfSI/AAAAAAAAAP8/DVV-57gGlK4/s320/white-trash-redneck-white-trash-gun-trailer-demotivational-poster-1217614619.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sY5l1f1tJoE/TdqSs0KS7aI/AAAAAAAAAQA/oKy6AdKFRu8/s320/white-trash-white-trash-mulllett-demotivational-poster-1219712415.jpg

[madfranks]

I call BS on the whole article.


The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB

Who, exactly, set the reward at one billion dollars? If the US gov't did you can bet there'd be lots of press discussing the largest bounty in the history of the world. Second, Snowden is not being protected by the Russian KGB, he was granted a one year asylum, but I have not heard anything about the Russian gov't providing bodyguards and protection. The whole article just reads wrong.

[Gold Rules]

IF the story isn't total BS then it is Duane Chapman doing a publicity stunt. If you are going to sneak into Russia it isn't a very good idea to announce it.



LMAO spot on

I ......LOL doubt......Duane & his .....a.....+ size friend would get with in 50 miles of Snowden

[midnight rambler]

A single one of those boobs is bigger than Dog's head. lol

Think of it - when those two walk into a room it makes at least four giant boobs in the room.

[govcheetos]

Potential storyline for Idiocracy 2

[Libertytree]

Assuming that the OP is BSX10, if were Dog I'd be on the phone already for a retraction and an apology, regardless if it was meant as satire or not.

[sirgonzo420]

It is interesting to live in a time when satirists and journalists are more or less interchangeable.

[General of Darkness]

Well I'll be a monkey's uncles.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQG10A-ymtg

[willie pete]

what a joke ::), dog and his crew are pure-bred trailer park, if he tries to sneak into russia he'll more than likely disappear, think of your 8-9 kids by 5-6 different mothers dog ::)

[gunDriller]

i think it's a satire.

but i would vote for Snowden to win.

Dog is used to going after low-IQ people.

Snowden is way smarter than Dog. he may have the ability to empty Dog's bank accounts. he could also do other mischief like spoofing emails from Dog to Russia's nastiest crime bosses.

Snowden wouldn't even have to work too hard to make Dog look like an arrogant American. since Dog is an arrogant American.


if this is for real, i wouldn't be surprised to see it be Dog's last bounty hunt.

[Glass]

you mean to say every Dog has it's day?

[Hitch]

you mean to say every Dog has it's day?

I miss Dogman. Our Dogman rocks, he'd get Snowden. Dog the bounty hunter is a big pussy, imo.