Why can't you use cell phones on planes?

[Cebu_4_2]

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[osoab]

Why can't you use cell phones on planes?

So I don't have to listen to the asshole sitting next to me.

[Ponce]

To far from the towers on ground........ plane phones are satellite.

V

[milehi]

They say you're not supposed to use cell phones in the hospital, but everyone has their face buried in their phone during surgery. And you thought your vitals were being monitored. In reallity sports scores and stats are more important.

[Libertytree]

And here all this time I thought you could only use them on 9/11's.

I reckon it did bring the plane down though....SARC