Couple Arrested For Having Sex At Home Depot

[Cebu_4_2]

Couple Arrested For Having Sex At Home Depot



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A couple was arrested on Wednesday after they were caught having sex in a display shed at Home Depot.
Shoppers at the store in North Charleston called the police after they witnessed 20-year-old Emily Craig and 31-year-old Shaun Bowden having sex.

The shoppers then called 9-11. Police were then sent “in reference to a male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside.”

Once police showed up at the scene, they found Bowden completely naked, with his penis hanging out. Craig’s dressed was undone, and loosely hanging around her waist.

The couple was arrested and are currently in a county jail while they wait for their bail to be set.

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They were each charged with disorderly contact, but Craig got an additional charge for giving the police a false name while they were arresting her.

Your thoughts on this situation? Let us know in the comments section below.

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[Serpo]

and they are not even the same sex......how disgusting.......

[ximmy]

"dream on white girl"

1. takes you to a shed to make out.
2. beats the shit out of you in the hood
3. kills you for trying to leave him

5284

[Libertytree]

And why in the fuck does this make a shit?

[midnight rambler]

And why in the fuck does this make a shit?

NO morals, indicative of widespread moral decay, part of the Luciferian agenda.

[Libertytree]

NO morals, indicative of widespread moral decay, part of the Luciferian agenda.

Just a couple stupid fucks IMHO. Very non deserving of bandwidth and space, for what? These types of stories could FILL an entire page of any website, but for what reason? To achieve..what?

[Cebu_4_2]

Just a couple stupid fucks IMHO. Very non deserving of bandwidth and space, for what? These types of stories could FILL an entire page of any website, but for what reason? To achieve..what?

To see what's happening.


NO morals, indicative of widespread moral decay, part of the Luciferian agenda.

[pioneer]

LT says: These types of stories could FILL an entire page of any website, but for what reason? To achieve..what?

entertainment value would be my guess. i'm LMAO trying to figure out exactly what the reporter meant by this quote: they found Bowden completely naked, with his penis hanging out.

where ELSE did they expect to find a "completely naked Bowden's hanging out penis?"

tucked under his arm?

obscured behind his boney knees?

coiled in the crook of his elbow?

tucked into his navel?

I'm dying laughing here! this is so damn funny!

[Cebu_4_2]

It's all propaganda even if it is true. This story would not be covered if it wasn't a distraction. I guess LT wants down to the minute information on the price of silver and gold which will not happen in the general section untill something of value happens.

Other than that the general section is a free for all. Unless someone wants to meet me in the "THUNDERDOME!"

Yes we been drinkin.

[osoab]

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[General of Darkness]

Just a matter of time.

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[Libertytree]

It just seems that lately I/we have been saturated and inundated with a steady barrage of so called "news" stories, so much so that it's like an intentional scheme to over load our noggins with TMI. I've been seeing it elsewhere and today it seemed to bleed into here and I prolly over reacted. It doesn't change my opinion though, party on Garth.

[Cebu_4_2]

Happy party LT!

All I know is the first page of the general forum is slammed with links. I just post my usual shit weather it be good info or just bullshit. Some cant read the propaganda I guess.

[gunDriller]

NO morals, indicative of widespread moral decay, part of the Luciferian agenda.

there's a reason there's 7 billion human beings on the planet.

sex feels good and people do it without regard for the consequences.


maybe we need a "Tabloid incidents" section.

if i worked for Home Depot i might be thinking, "maybe we need to start selling beds."

[Cebu_4_2]

if i worked for Home Depot i might be thinking, "maybe we need to start selling beds."

I would start by bleaching the fuck out of that shed.

[Libertytree]

If they liked the shed that damn much they should be made to buy it.

[gunDriller]

If they liked the shed that damn much they should be made to buy it.

the main thing is, they got caught.

i would say it is normal for people to occasionally have sex in public, e.g. in a car or behind some shrubbery in a park.

i don't mean like every f'ing day.


but a car is about as a public as a shed at Home Depot. it sounds like this couple was stupid about their timing. normally when people make out in a car, it's more secluded and often at a 'lover's lane', e.g. some place where teenagers routinely park & make out.


also since it was a white woman & a black man, that strikes some nerves.

if it was an all-white couple, would it be less disgusting ?

[Spectrism]

If they liked the shed that damn much they should be made to buy it.

Yeah. Now it is a used shed. When I buy a shed, I want it new. I don't think you are allowed to try shackin up before you have to buy it.

[Hitch]

Yeah. Now it is a used shed. When I buy a shed, I want it new. I don't think you are allowed to try shackin up before you have to buy it.

When you are buying a shed at home depot, you aren't buying that shed, the one on display. It's just a display shed, you'd still get a new one in a box out in the back.

I really feel bad for the home depot workers who need to clean it out. When browsing things at home depot, customers shouldn't have to worry about exposing themselves to bodily fluids.

[Horn]

Its a conspiracy to continue fanny & freddy mac support of no income housing.

[Libertytree]

When you are buying a shed at home depot, you aren't buying that shed, the one on display. It's just a display shed, you'd still get a new one in a box out in the back.

I really feel bad for the home depot workers who need to clean it out. When browsing things at home depot, customers shouldn't have to worry about exposing themselves to bodily fluids.

That's what I was getting at and didn't express myself well enough, thanks dude!

[steyr_m]

if it was an all-white couple, would it be less disgusting ?

In a word......yes.

[ImaCannin]

The reason they were not caught doing it in their car is they both had to ride the bus to meet at their secrete love cave, away from his wife and away from her husband.

[Cebu_4_2]

The reason they were not caught doing it in their car is they both had to ride the bus to meet at their secrete love cave, away from his wife and away from her husband.

That bitch was never near any husband. And him never near a wife unless his parents were together.

[ximmy]

In a word......yes.

It probably would have been funny... It's just disgusting now.

[Spectrism]

When you are buying a shed at home depot, you aren't buying that shed, the one on display. It's just a display shed, you'd still get a new one in a box out in the back.

I really feel bad for the home depot workers who need to clean it out. When browsing things at home depot, customers shouldn't have to worry about exposing themselves to bodily fluids.


It was meant as subtle humor. When I said "used shed" I intended it to sound normal for using a shed in such a way. I really don't have sexual rendezvous' out in the shed... maybe there is something to this....

The "shed ur clothes" Shed, from Home Despot.... or....
The "shag for fun" Shack with ceiling attachments for the more adventurous swingers.

[gunDriller]

this thread has shelf life.

PM's are up.


but probably no connection.

[Horn]

I really don't have sexual rendezvous' out in the shed... maybe there is something to this....

We're finding it hard to believe any such rendezvous' anywhere with anyone would ever take place in your case. :)

[Spectrism]

We're finding it hard to believe any such rendezvous' anywhere with anyone would ever take place in your case. :)


Thanks! I'll never tell. BTW- in two of the "sheds" I have chickens. I will say that with the last rooster gone... ain't nuthin happenin there.