At long last ,its been invented...................

[Serpo]

Having trouble with your aim? Chinese contraption helps you 'Pee Straight'

http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130903-btw-CFPpeestraight-4a.photoblog600.jpgCFP
Saleswomen touting the "Pee Straight" contraption hold up signs that read: "Pee Straight: 10 Yuan for one, 100 Yuan fine for peeing in the wrong place. Why not buy a Pee Straight? Save your money for peeing straight, peeing freely! (Enjoy peeing)."


By Ed Flanagan, Producer, NBC News
BEIJING – An entrepreneur in the southern Chinese city of Shenzhen has unveiled a contraption designed to help those who miss the mark at a urinal: the 'Pee Straight.'
The invention came in the wake of a new law known as the Shenzhen City Public Toilet Management Act (http://www.whatsonshenzhen.com/news-6346-those-who-mess-up-public-toilets-in-shenzhen-to-face-rmb100-fine.html), which allows sanitation managers and other officials to slap a $15 fine on those caught making a mess of municipal toilets while relieving themselves. The law also cracks down on anybody defacing, littering or smoking in public privies.
The Pee Straight is a simple contraption. A standard funnel affixed to what appears to be a 10-inch piece of tube pipe, the device comes in his and hers versions -- hers has a shorter pipe -- and is being marketed to those who have trouble with their aim.
At $1.65 per unit, it's not likely to make the device's inventor, Ma Xianqing, rich -- he was quoted saying as much in local Shenzhen press. But he espoused the civic value of the Pee Straight and also listed its many benefits, including being able to protect a user’s privacy from peeping Toms who may lurk in restrooms.
Ma released a video touting his invention on Youku (http://www.youku.com/), a Chinese version of YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/):
On Chinese social media, the new law and the Pee Straight were a source of amusement, with many cheekily hailing the device as the next great invention to come out of China.
“No wonder Guangdong’s economy ranks first in China!” one user wrote sardonically on China's version of Twitter, Weibo (http://us.weibo.com/gb).
Others, though, had warnings for Ma.
“Apply for the patent!! Hurry up before it’s too late!” one wrote.
A representative of Shenzhen’s City Management Office declined to confirm whether any fines had been levied against anyone.
The brouhaha over the new law is the latest PR stumble for the city of Shenzhen. Just last month the city of 10 million was declared by Conde Nast Traveler (http://www.cntraveler.com/) magazine to be one of the world’s most unfriendly cities (http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90882/8362252.html).
dont miss the video........


http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjAzOTk4Mzcy.htmlhttp://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjAzOTk4Mzcy.html



http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/03/20303801-having-trouble-with-your-aim-chinese-contraption-helps-you-pee-straight?lite

[Ponce]

Soooooooooo stupid, those pee aminres can be made for three to five cents and sold for seven cents...and after using it you throw it away.......no Chinese would thorw away $1.65.......or a Cuban.

By the way, in Cuba condoms cost one pennie

V

[Serpo]

What gets me is what do you do with it....put it in a briefcase with lunch or just hang on to it like an umbrella.............


it does have extra benefits though...............listed its many benefits, including being able to protect a user’s privacy from peeping Toms who may lurk in restrooms.

[Glass]

without sharing too much, but hey it's the internet so it's ok to share. I have actually been pondering the issue of aim, over spray and so on related to blokes. I was thinking, well the bowl design needs a tweak but I couldn't of a way that would not impact #2's in a negative way.

So the anwer is to have 2 bowls for the home, a higher smaller one or in other words add one of these to the current design.

Of course there is always the shewee. Top gear did a segment on that but I don't see it on the interweb anywhere.

[Jewboo]

So the answer is to have 2 bowls for the home, a higher smaller one or in other words add one of these to the current design.




http://www.knnstone.com/userlist/wzal44/data/userpic/20100919031632.jpg


:rolleyes: IN AMERICA MOST HOMES AND BUSINESSES ALREADY HAVE A HIGHER SMALLER BOWL

[Celtic Rogue]

The common sit down toilet makes an abysmal urinal! Over splash and microscopic spray coat the surrounding area. Even with good aim. Here is an idea that doesnt take up valuable floor space in the bathroom...
New Residential Urinal Now Available - Mister Miser




Here is an exciting new product which is now available on the market. It’s called Mister Miser™ Urinal and it is a residential urinal whose unique design allows it to be installed not only in bathrooms, but anywhere with a water source and drainage. Unlike any other urinal on the market, Mister Miser™ uses only ten ounces of water per flush; just a fraction of a standard toilet flush.



New Residential Urinal Now Available - Mister Miser

http://mmdnewswire.com/images/stories/urinal1.jpg http://mmdnewswire.com/images/stories/urinal2.jpg http://mmdnewswire.com/images/stories/urinal3.jpg

There is an exciting new product which is now available on the market. It’s called Mister Miser™ Urinal and it is a residential urinal whose unique design allows it to be installed not only in bathrooms, but anywhere with a water source and drainage. Unlike any other urinal on the market, Mister Miser™ uses only ten ounces of water per flush; just a fraction of a standard toilet flush. It mounts behind the wall, only the attractive porcelain-like lid is visible. When opened, the backside of the lid is the pee trough and because of its angle, prevents splash back. When closed, a metering valve is triggered, dispensing the ten ounces of water through four spray jets which rinse clean all of the interior surfaces of the urinal’s body. Weighing just six and a half pounds and made of ABS recyclable plastic, Mister Miser™ is ideal for new construction or retrofitting.

With water conservation being more critical today than ever before and toilet flushing accounting for such a significant percentage of water consumption, the Mister Miser™ Urinal can help significantly reduce overall water consumption in households, especially where males outnumber females. And with home improvement season just around the corner, here is an innovative new product both men and women can appreciate in terms of cleanliness, space efficiency, unique design and water conservation. Visit us online at www.mistermiser.net (http://www.mistermiser.net) or call (773) 975-8170 for more information or to place orders.