Is Dolly Parton a man?

[Neuro]

Listen to this slowed down version of Joleen...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/dolly-partons-slowed-down-version-of-jolene-is-hauntingly-be?s=mobile

compare it with the normal version and say which version sounds more natural?

[StreetsOfGold]

All women ARE men... they are just a variation of the KIND - A man with a WOMb a WOMan: ManKIND

Genesis 5:2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

[Neuro]

All women ARE men... they are just a variation of the KIND - A man with a WOMb a WOMan: ManKIND

Genesis 5:2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.
I should have clarified I meant in the biological sense, not theological.

[Neuro]

The question is, was that what we just listened to Dolly Parton in a slowed down version, or is Dolly Parton a sped up version of a man (in the biological sense)

[midnight rambler]

No. That's really absurd.

[Neuro]

No. That's really absurd.
Yeah isn't it?

[madfranks]

I think Dolly Parton was born a man, but underwent surgery to become a woman. Plus she has a glass eye, isn't that weird?

[Horn]

http://www.recordrunnerusa.com/product_images/r/640/dolly_m_pb__74437_zoom.jpg

[Publico]

I think Dolly Parton was born a man, but underwent surgery to become a woman. Plus she has a glass eye, isn't that weird?

With tits like hers I doubt she was born a man.

FWIW: She has an open marriage.

[EE_]

http://tinkerbelle86.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/screenshot_1.png?w=490

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/dolly-parton-big-breasts.jpg

Some Statistics:
100% of men didn't notice Dolly is really a male midget

http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/2//65/942/65942435_11_05_2010_squeezing_boobs.gif

[Dogman]

5357



Huge grin!!

[Shami-Amourae]

I bet a lot of female voices sound like male voices slowed down though. This is kind of silly.

[madfranks]

With tits like hers I doubt she was born a man.

FWIW: She has an open marriage.

Actually, she was born a woman, but changed to a man, then changed back to a woman again later. And also, I think she secretly has a wooden leg.

[Norweger]

Would not surprise me one bit if "it" was a man.

Check out this old beatles video.. see something out of the ordinary?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7IjXu0DfQ

Yes, the "chick" is a man, but at the time nobody would even have suspected such degeneracy existed.

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7IjXu0DfQ

Yes, the "chick" is a man, but at the time nobody would even have suspected such degeneracy existed.

Because its really Bob Dylan undercover.

[Hitch]

Actually, she was born a woman, but changed to a man, then changed back to a woman again later. And also, I think she secretly has a wooden leg.

This theory makes sense. She changed to a man, then recorded the song in slow motion, then changed back to a woman. The wooden leg I heard she uses to whack conspiracy theorists upside the head.

[Cebu_4_2]

I think Dolly Parton was born a man, but underwent surgery to become a woman. Plus she has a glass eye, isn't that weird?

Before she started singing she was a fireman and cop.

[Neuro]

Before she started singing she was a fireman and cop.
Hitcher? ;D

[Horn]

Before she started singing she was a fireman and cop.

There might be something to this,

What police department would let her put a badge on those?

She could poke somebodies eye out.

[Cebu_4_2]

There might be something to this,

What police department would let her put a badge on those?

She could poke somebodies eye out.

And suffocate them while carrying them down the ladder.

[BrewTech]

http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/2//65/942/65942435_11_05_2010_squeezing_boobs.gif

Took me 6.2 mins to stop watching this.

[gunDriller]

of all the times i've seen Dolly P., this is my reaction -
* she wears a lot of make-up
* big breasts
* may have had some plastic surgery.

but i never suspected she was a she-man.

[osoab]

I don't see the tranny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plvBR02wDs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plvBR02wDs

[Cebu_4_2]

Wonder what she looks like without the wigs.

[Dogman]

For a grin

was la grange real...


Yes!!

Some fine hide in the day played in the sand box.. there...

[Cebu_4_2]

For a grin

was la grange real...


Yes!!

Some fine hide in the day played in the sand box.. there...

Little early on the left coast isnt it?


http://youtu.be/Vppbdf-qtGU

http://youtu.be/Vppbdf-qtGU

[Dogman]

Crap..

I was stationed at bergstom and La grange was a party place..

been there and don that many years before they shut it down.

Major hoot.

[Cebu_4_2]

Sounds like a great time! You have any pictures or can you describe what a usual night was like?

[ximmy]

she named her amusement park dollywood... EEK!

[Neuro]

I don't see the tranny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plvBR02wDs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plvBR02wDs
I don't say that Dolly Parton, what we see on stage and TV is a man. I am suggesting that the voice that we hear may be a mans voice from a 33 rpm recording played at 45 rpm. Seriously the slowed down version sounds more like a natural mans voice, than the faster sounds like a natural woman's voice. Doesn't anyone else hear that? Sure it is not really evidence that this happened. But it really wouldn't be beyond the rulers to play a trick like that on us. Feeding us a big boobed pretty woman miming to a gay singer, would it?

[Cebu_4_2]

I'm fresh out of Dolly Parton albums to compare.

[EE_]

The first time I saw Dolly was in the Wizard of Oz, before she started wearing that giant wig, the boob-job and 8" heels.

She's the one on the left. Her voice hadn't changed much from then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhjRUKCKIG4

[Neuro]

Here we have Bruce Springsteen sped up sounding like Dolly Parton...
http://twentytwowords.com/2013/08/19/bruce-springsteen-sped-up-sounds-like-dolly-parton/

[Horn]

Here we have Bruce Springsteen sped up sounding like Dolly Parton...
http://twentytwowords.com/2013/08/19/bruce-springsteen-sped-up-sounds-like-dolly-parton/


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2le7wBFTcw

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9An9-iBHmZA