Breaking News!

[osoab]

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/pictures/picture-5.jpg (http://www.zerohedge.com/users/tyler-durden)

Friday Humor: "Breaking News" (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-04/friday-humor-breaking-news)

Submitted by Tyler Durden (http://www.zerohedge.com/users/tyler-durden) on 10/04/2013 - 17:15

Just when you thought they couldn't stoop any lower (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-28/cnbc-core-viewership-drops-fresh-20-year-low-worst-nearly-inception)...



http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/813000910.gif

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/cnbcwalk.png

I wonder if he chewed gum...

[Hitch]

Breaking news...Osoab, just noticed you hit 10,000 posts. Congrats, and thank you for your contributions! \uu\

[BrewTech]

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/813000910.gif

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/cnbcwalk.png

I wonder if he chewed gum...

I'm thanking your 10,000th post, and I didn't even read it! WOOT!

For the record, you have an 11.22% thanks rate. I don't know if that is good or not.

[Neuro]

Breaking news...Osoab, just noticed you hit 10,000 posts. Congrats, and thank you for your contributions! \uu\
Yes well done. However I can see that Osoab is still languishing in Iridium space. I thought you were to be elevated to Unobtainium sphere at 10.000!

[madfranks]

Yes well done. However I can see that Osoab is still languishing in Iridium space. I thought you were to be elevated to Unobtainium sphere at 10.000!

I granted him the Unobtainium status, also I set his user title to be self managed so he can make his own if he wants. 10k posts, way to go!

[Horn]

I granted him the Unobtainium status, also I set his user title to be self managed so he can make his own if he wants. 10k posts, way to go!

Friggin Royalists, do I have these special super powers, or are they only granted by the High Order Bubba's Secret Council?

[Horn]

For the record, you have an 11.22% thanks rate. I don't know if that is good or not.

Just keep your trap shut, schnitzel boy... -.- ..

[osoab]

Friggin Royalists, do I have these special super powers, or are they only granted by the High Order Bubba's Secret Council?

Just for your current avatar Horn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcIJew-ePOQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcIJew-ePOQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3iVHxP8FQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3iVHxP8FQ

[Horn]

Cheers, to your Redcoat & Unobtanium status.

You osoab.--H H--http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Pabst_Blue_Ribbon_Ad_1911.jpg

[Neuro]

just keep your trap shut, schnitzel boy... -.- ..
lmfao!

[madfranks]

Friggin Royalists, do I have these special super powers, or are they only granted by the High Order Bubba's Secret Council?

Sure, you have it too. As of now, you can change your custom user status to whatever you want it to be. :)

[Horn]

Sure, you have it too. As of now, you can change your custom user status to whatever you want it to be. :)

What makes you so sure?

I'm a mere novice with badge placement, Sire.

I could stick myself straight thru the lapel with the pointy part...()>>

[Jewboo]

I set his user title to be self managed so he can make his own if he wants.






Sure, you have it too. As of now, you can change your custom user status to whatever you want it to be.



Why not everyone?

:rolleyes:

[madfranks]

I can't change global settings, but I can on an individualized basis. If you want a custom user title, let me know.

[Jewboo]

I can't change global settings, but I can on an individualized basis. If you want a custom user title, let me know.



"Sardonic Observer" please.






:) that's fair and balanced moderation Madfranks

[Horn]

I can't change global settings, but I can on an individualized basis.

What an Indian giver ...

I want .999 Unobtanium

[madfranks]

"Sardonic Observer" please.






:) that's fair and balanced moderation Madfranks

You're welcome.

[madfranks]

What an Indian giver ...

I want .999 Unobtanium

You're welcome too.

Hmm, maybe I need a whole thread on this.

[ximmy]

I want mine changed to: I am not book, not

[gunDriller]

http://brucekrasting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/old-people-bird.jpg

Older people telling us what they think about Zero-care.

[Jewboo]

I want mine changed to: I am not book, not



"Sardonic Echo"


:D

[Horn]

I want mine changed to: I am not book, not

Book, could you please stop posting with this freudian sock of yours?

[Neuro]

Book, could you please stop posting with this freudian sock of yours?
You're not quite Unobtainium are you?

[gunDriller]

Book, could you please stop posting with this freudian sock of yours?

i pray that if i ever have a forum, i will have access to the programming skills to enforce a "one person, one username" policy.


"Dear Lord,

<Prayer TBD>

Amen."

[Jewboo]

i pray that if i ever have a forum, i will have access to the programming skills to enforce a "one person, one username" policy.



The Mods can instantly verify that my IP address is in Idaho and that Ximmy's IP address is in California.



:D but that would spoil this recent hysteria...lol.

[madfranks]

The Mods can instantly verify that my IP address is in Idaho and that Ximmy's IP address is in California.



:D but that would spoil this recent hysteria...lol.

We have verified that Jewbook and Ximmy post from separate IP addresses.

[gunDriller]

Huma & Hillary get the Lincoln Bedroom while Anthony & Bill smoke cigars in the Oval Office ?

oh, wait, Hillary's not pResident. Yet.


actually, i think there will be enough disgust with Obamacare and the deepening recession that after 8 years of "Republican" and 8 years of "Democrat", the US will then "elect" a RINO.

[osoab]

The Mods can instantly verify that my IP address is in Idaho and that Ximmy's IP address is in California.



:D but that would spoil this recent hysteria...lol.

Yeah, but there are enough California rejects in Idaho so it doesn't matter. It's the same :D

[Jewboo]

Book, could you please stop posting with this freudian sock of yours?




http://veccf.org/img/images/laptop_dog.jpg


Patiently awaiting JQP's account activation.

:rolleyes: He has quite the sardonic bark...

[Horn]

The most comparable couple. :rolleyes:

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