Questions About Aliens

[ximmy]

What do aliens eat? When aliens have to go to the bathroom do they need to wipe their butts? Or do they lick them clean like a dog or cat? Are they so advanced that the poop comes out in hard pellets suitable for fertilizer? Do Aliens even need fertilizer? Do they have to farm for their food or has food evolved into self replication.

Do aliens have to sleep or just go into rest mode, or do they just stay up for their fourty-five thousand year life cycle? Or maybe they never die? Or if they die, does their consciousness take on a new younger alien body?

Do they have any body hair? Do they have finger nails?

Does their planet have gravity? Bugs? Animals? Bacteria? Fresh and or salt water? Do they need water?

Do they have vices or fetishes? Do they love and hate?

What do they use for a medium of exchange?

If one alien works harder than another, is his work rewarded accordingly? Or does the fruit of his labor go into a collective, for disabled aliens?

[midnight rambler]

Inquiring minds want to know!

[EE_]

Do they have vices or fetishes?

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[EE_]

What do aliens eat?
tortillas and beans

When aliens have to go to the bathroom do they need to wipe their butts? Or do they lick them clean like a dog or cat?
A. When they come to this country they don't flush their used toilet paper...they put it in the waste paper can

Are they so advanced that the poop comes out in hard pellets suitable for fertilizer?
A. The pellets are corn and beans

Do Aliens even need fertilizer?
A. Yes, they use their pellets.

Do they have to farm for their food or has food evolved into self replication.
A. No, they farm our food...they use welfare to buy thier food from a market

Do aliens have to sleep or just go into rest mode, or do they just stay up for their fourty-five thousand year life cycle?
A. Yes they sleep, but they are up really really early going through your trash cans.

Or maybe they never die? Or if they die, does their consciousness take on a new younger alien body?
A. Yes they die, but they do reproduce many new younger alein bodies.

Do they have any body hair? Do they have finger nails?
A. Most have lots of hair and fingernails that are usually dirty.

Does their planet have gravity? Bugs? Animals? Bacteria? Fresh and or salt water? Do they need water?
A. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Do they have vices or fetishes?
A. Banging white chicks

Do they love and hate?
A. They love their own and hate all others

What do they use for a medium of exchange?
A. Dollars, Pesos, mota, coca and chiva

If one alien works harder than another, is his work rewarded accordingly? Or does the fruit of his labor go into a collective, for disabled aliens?
A. Yes, but the low pay can hardly be called a reward

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[gunDriller]

it depends on the alien.

the more humanoid (or human)(or chimp-like)(i.e., mammalian primate) aliens have a stomach-intestine digestive system like most mammals.

the more robotic (sythesized, manufactured) aliens ... who knows.

[Large Sarge]

trevor james constables book changed me on that topic....

I was quite skeptical, until I read his info

http://www.trevorjamesconstable.com/

as for what they "eat", they seem to run on orgone energy (chi, prana, etc)

Wilhelm reich found that out also

[ximmy]

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Those are illegal aliens...

I don't drink coffee, I take tea my dear.
I like my toast done on one side,
and you can hear it in my accent when I talk.
I'm an Englishman in New York.

You see me walking down Fifth Avenue,
a walking cane here at my side;
I take it ev'rywhere I walk.
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Whoa
I'm an alien,
I'm a legal alien;
I'm an Englishman in New York.

[osoab]

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What do aliens eat?
tortillas and beans

When aliens have to go to the bathroom do they need to wipe their butts? Or do they lick them clean like a dog or cat?
A. When they come to this country they don't flush their used toilet paper...they put it in the waste paper can so you someone has to clean up after them.

Are they so advanced that the poop comes out in hard pellets suitable for fertilizer?
A. The pellets are corn and beans, maybe? We try not to get that close.

Do Aliens even need fertilizer?
A. Yes, they have us

Do they have to farm for their food or has food evolved into self replication.
A. No, they farm us for food...the use corporate welfare to buy thier food from a market

Do aliens have to sleep or just go into rest mode, or do they just stay up for their fourty-five thousand year life cycle?
A. Yes they sleep, but they employ teams to comb through are dossiers to maximize their exploitation.

Or maybe they never die? Or if they die, does their consciousness take on a new younger alien body?
A. Yes they die, but they do reproduce many new younger alein bodies along with harvesting organs to prolong their personal existences.

Do they have any body hair? Do they have finger nails?
A. Most have lots of hair and fingernails that are usually dirty from clawing and tearing our livelihoods from us.

Does their planet have gravity? Bugs? Animals? Bacteria? Fresh and or salt water? Do they need water?
A. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Do they have vices or fetishes?
A.Banging shiksa's and every other form of debauchery one could possibly imagine.

Do they love and hate?
A. They love themselves.

What do they use for a medium of exchange?
A. Dollars, Pesos, mota, coca and chiva, heroin, blood, organs, gold, souls...

If one alien works harder than another, is his work rewarded accordingly? Or does the fruit of his labor go into a collective, for disabled aliens?
A. Yes, he may benefit personally but the fruit of his labor might be stolen from his own kind just for spite or jealousy. The research is still ongoing.








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What do aliens eat? When aliens have to go to the bathroom do they need to wipe their butts? Or do they lick them clean like a dog or cat? Are they so advanced that the poop comes out in hard pellets suitable for fertilizer? Do Aliens even need fertilizer? Do they have to farm for their food or has food evolved into self replication.

Do aliens have to sleep or just go into rest mode, or do they just stay up for their fourty-five thousand year life cycle? Or maybe they never die? Or if they die, does their consciousness take on a new younger alien body?

Do they have any body hair? Do they have finger nails?

Does their planet have gravity? Bugs? Animals? Bacteria? Fresh and or salt water? Do they need water?

Do they have vices or fetishes? Do they love and hate?

What do they use for a medium of exchange?

If one alien works harder than another, is his work rewarded accordingly? Or does the fruit of his labor go into a collective, for disabled aliens?


It depends on which aliens you are talking about?

[Horn]

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I was about to answer the thread as a proper alien might have, but then you threw my antennae all out of whack with this.

Did you crop that yourself?

[Hitch]

I was about to answer the thread as a proper alien might have, but then you threw my antennae all out of whack with this.

Did you crop that yourself?

You can make some good wine with those feet. If aliens are so advanced, they would have figured that out. I'm surprised at you Horn, you should know this stuff already...

[Horn]

If one alien works harder than another, is his work rewarded accordingly? Or does the fruit of his labor go into a collective, for disabled aliens?

The Federation's prime directive states clearly that no involvement with lesser beings will be tolerated.

All aliens in our neck of the woods are genetically cloned from perfected specimens,

such as Max Von Sydow in Ming the Merciless character.

[BrewTech]

The Federation's prime directive states clearly that no involvement with lesser beings will be tolerated.

'That's not true.

and... I, strangely enough was watching Flash Gordon on TV tonight.

[Horn]

You can make some good wine with those feet.

Pete, if this thread gets moved into the ladies room, we can then discuss yours errors in genetic selection with regards as to what those feet are specifically engineered for.

[Horn]

'That's not true.

You stick to making beer, I will found, and prosecute any alien laws that require implementation around here...

Btw, You've been cited for high treason.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmIvKRJQSi4

[Gold Rules]

yes ..........\uu\

[mick silver]

the ones i meet do wipe their ass

[Santa]

Have you ever had the feeling that you just got shit on? That's incontrovertible evidence of invisible aliens doing their business...

[Horn]

Have you ever had the feeling that you just got shit on? That's incontrovertible evidence of invisible aliens doing their business...

Don't confuse aliens with Gnomes, or their leader, Santa.