Ponce - The Most Interesting Man In The World

[mamboni]

Ponce- The Most Interesting Man In The World


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE

[milehi]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife and kids.

[mamboni]

Sharks have a week....devoted to him.

[Ponce]

Two years older than myself and a Jew......nawwwwwww, he is not Ponce.

V

[Hatha Sunahara]

Is Ponce perhaps more interesting? Well, at least we know Ponce is real and not some made-up piece of beermongering rubbish propaganda campaign.


Hatha

[woodman]

Ponce is way more interesting.

[Ponce]

Some day amigos, some you will learn about the real X Ponce......who is now nothing but a puzzy cat...miauuuuuuuuu?

V

[Atocha]

Sharks have a week....devoted to him.

He never drives the speed limit... Unless drugs are in the car....

[Hitch]

Fun fact: When Ponce does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up...he pushes the earth down. :)

[mamboni]

Ponce once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish

[mamboni]

He owns it, even when he does not hold it.

[mamboni]

Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores

[mamboni]

If he were to sleep with your wife, you would brag about it.

[ximmy]

When he drives, traffic lights turn or stay green as he approaches and passes them.

[ximmy]

The train arrives the moment he steps on the platform
The bus arrives the moment he gets to the bus stop
The taxi arrives the moment he gestures his hand

[ximmy]

squirrels offer him nuts

[ximmy]

His cup of coffee stays piping hot for hours

[mamboni]

He has never lost a game of chance

[mamboni]

He knows, who let the dogs out

[mamboni]

When he travels to Rome, the Romans do as he does.

[ximmy]

Checkout lines form behind him, never in front of him

[Hitch]

Ponce actually died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

[Hitch]

Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Ponce stories.

[Bors]

They once named a street after Ponce but they had to change it, because nobody crosses Ponce and gets away with it.

[Santa]

I vote to have a silver coin struck in the name of Ponce. A two headed coin, perhaps. One side could be the head of Jesus, or GSUS (suggestions welcome) and the other side the head of Ponce. Can't lose. One Ponce could be the silver equivalent of a 12 pack of luxury scented toilet paper. And we all know how the value of TP is only going up from here. What do ya say?...

[Ponce]

I must say.....I feel honored and humble by the attention being paid to me with your wonderfull remarks......but of course, I deserve all of them.....after all...I am Ponce hahahahahhhahahah....thanks gang :)

V

[Horn]

After you've been thanked by him, life becomes pointless.

[Neuro]

After you've been thanked by him, life becomes pointless.
When he thanks you the universe stops spinning around the earth.

[Hitch]

When Ponce thanks you, all the silver you've lost in boating accidents magically appears.

[Dogman]

When he thanks you the universe stops spinning around the earth.


When Ponce thanks you, all the silver you've lost in boating accidents magically appears.

But be sure to weigh him coming and then again when he leaves!

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[Santa]

I offer the Bellamy salute to Ponce.


The original Bellamy salute, first described in 1892 by Francis Bellamy, who authored the original Pledge, began with a military salute, and after reciting the words "to the flag," the arm was extended toward the flag.

At a signal from the Principal the pupils, in ordered ranks, hands to the side, face Ponce. Another signal is given; every pupil gives Ponce the military salute — right hand lifted, palm downward, to a line with the forehead and close to it. Standing thus, all repeat together, slowly, "I pledge allegiance to Ponce and the Forum for which the old Cuban stands; one Nation indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all." At the words, "to Ponce," the right hand is extended gracefully, palm upward, toward him, and remains in this gesture till the end of the affirmation; whereupon all hands immediately drop to the side.

The Youth's Companion, 1892

[Ponce]

But Santa is a self made person.....he gives me the finger and I salute back at him the same way, to honor him.
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[TRUTHseekr]

He has an extensive collection of the world's finest and roughest TP, enough to wipe everyone's @ss til TEOTWAWKI.............he is Ponce!

[Horn]

When he thanks you the universe stops spinning around the earth.

That's when JQP thanks you, he's the most enigmatic man in the world.

[Camp Bassfish]

When Ponce's car overheats, he didn't blow a hose.

The hose blew him.....

[PatColo]

proposed Ponce avatar,

http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image0021.jpg

[PatColo]

Ponce wins with a first round KO,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNrB_V3PFc

[Spectrism]

Ponce swam all the way around Puerto Rico in one day, stood on the shore, and declared it was Cuba.

[Dogman]

Ponce wins with a first round KO,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNrB_V3PFc

And I raise you one!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npBC288B7Ws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npBC288B7Ws

[Hypertiger]

Interesting enough to see him go down and pop back up swiming in the water of a half filled cup.

[Dogman]

Women Pay him to steal their hearts!