Neveda chainsaw massacre!

[midnight rambler]

Well, it would have been had his chainsaw not quit -

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013/10/31/chainsaw-massacre-averted-at-nevada-county-bar-when-mans-weapon-stalls/

[ximmy]

But before Burton could do any damage to his victim, witnesses say his chain saw stalled, and cut out.

I hate it when that happens...

[govcheetos]

I keep tellin' ya'll not to run that ethanol fuel.