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ximmy
6th November 2013, 09:02 PM
;D
http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5615&d=1383796819
http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5616&d=1383796821
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Dogman
6th November 2013, 09:04 PM
With or without K-y ?
mamboni
6th November 2013, 09:08 PM
Gee ximmy, suddenly I need to shower.
Ponce
6th November 2013, 09:24 PM
Ponce......he is a virgin, looking for a good looking woman to make him a man. Have a tube of KY.....hummmmmmmm never used it.
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zap
6th November 2013, 09:29 PM
Well, I hope your proud of yourself ximmy.
BrewTech
6th November 2013, 11:39 PM
EEEWWWW!
Congratulations, nonetheless.
Horn
7th November 2013, 12:03 AM
He's gonna start singing a quartet soon enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNNQh9wtisc
Hitch
7th November 2013, 07:29 AM
Now you've got to meet him in person, and take his real virginity!
Horn
7th November 2013, 08:18 AM
Now you've got to meet him in person, and take his real virginity!
Forget what I said about your wits improving...
Dogman
7th November 2013, 08:20 AM
Now you've got to meet him in person, and take his real virginity!
Forget what I said about your wits improving...
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Hitch
7th November 2013, 08:35 AM
Forget what I said about your wits improving...
You didn't think that was funny? Actually, that would be the perfect solution. Hypertiger seems a little stressed lately, and could probably use some good lovin'.
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 08:39 AM
in person is a mistake I made or you made.
you leave with your head attached.
or I'm dead...or like you are running in terror looking for a sword like calling 911 or for help of something or fuck that and you are trying to forget and get on with the rest of your life.
Banned but not forgotten.
from the real world.
here web masters thing they are lords of the Universe.
begging me to pull the plug...problem is...the plug back in.
Easy to trip over the plug to win a battle of chess with a computer...but all you poor creatures cry when you see terminator robots die.
you all are hooked into the world wide web of lies like flies.
entangle in threads.
behind the visible chaos you think is order
is the invisible order that rules the visible chaos.
Truth which is a lie you think is Truth.
Truth is invisible if you are ignorant of it.
The fog of war means something different to me just as the son of GOD means something different to you all.
The Universe is the fog of war against GOD by the fog of war to become GOD.
Of course the fog of war can not become infinite and indestructible....ignorance attempts to defeat GOD to become knowledge.
knowledge shares power equally with ignorance to avoid this...Truth...what you all think is truth...is power...that you gain access to the more you know...and when you know Truth and use it to measure lies you see as Truth...to find truth.
you find the path of most resistance to the logical conclusion of the reasonable assumption.
you see this.
"Do not worry about your beard when you are about to lose your head."--Sun Tzu
Obama eather agreed to play the role of fall guy...Or he is ignorant that is the role of the scapegoat...If I'm going to take the blame for anything...I choose George Washington...
The I think...good thing I was not born in the USA...because I would either be dead...or in big trouble...as opposed to alive and in big trouble.
"The essential claim of sophistry is that the actual logical validity of an argument is irrelevant (if not non-existent); it is only the ruling of the audience which ultimately determines whether a conclusion is considered "true" or not. By appealing to the prejudices and emotions of the judges, one can garner favorable treatment for one's side of the argument and cause a factually false position to be ruled true."--Sophistry A.K.A Democracy or Truth by Popular delusion/consensus"
My math is different than your math since I use GOD in all my calculations.
To show that all the equations are reasonable assumptions and not logical conclusions.
Unless they are logical conclusions.
Like you pop out of a nuclear explosion alive....As opposed to whatever happens when you do not.
So do not stand at ground zero of Jewish lighting.
Or any other type...Especially the stuff that comes out of the emperors hands.
electromagnetic waves...you can not see and ultimately Truth or GOD which you can not until your body dies...ultimately you all and everything on earth is relavant but at the same time irrelevant due to the nature of infinity or GOD and finite which depends upon infinity for existence.
non existence does not exist.
that is an illusion.
but infinity keeps all and everything existing by never running out of power.
If you try to become infinity.
you will not...that is ignorant.
You just need the required amount of power to sustain knowledge.
If you need anything material to use as a prop in a magic show to prove to me how powerful you are against GOD.
I might be entertained...I'm not going to be fooled into thinking you have magical powers.
these words are all lies you think are Truth...I can use them to fool you all easily since there is invisible power behind them controlling them.
you use them to try to fool me into accepting them as truth.
the leaders...the people you follow...they have no problem ruling more and more of you once you are hooked.
Then drop dead.
theres 1000 of years of evidence of lies people believe are truth dying.
history is a lie people believe is Truth.
and they just keep following the just think positive ignore negative program to the logical conclusion of the reasonable assumption that ignoring negative is good and just thinking positive is good.
making ignorance = to bliss.
I know ignorance is negative and not positive.
sceinteists are trying to figure out how to defeat GOD and obtain absolute power overall and everything
the pope is trying to pretend to be god and gian absolute power over all and everything
I have absolute power over me.
I decide if lies and delusions live or die.
I do not feed the lies and delusions of absolute power.
Emotions are not my GOD
Or you all think emotions are smarter than the power they seek.
You smell is smarter than the power they seek
your eyes are smarter than the power they seek
the true believes of the buzz light year religion...have the privilege of existence.
powered by the negative their worship of ignorance creates.
So you have to keep your slaves happy.
All the Angels in heaven are powered by whipping all the demons in hell to supply more power to the false GOD all the Angels in heaven demand to supply them with the power to enjoy ignorance being bliss.
Like oprah.
I do not require anything to obtain serenity.
This interaction with you all is the opposite.
But existence is positive...Since infinity is technically the beginning of the never ending end.
but has no end or beginning.
you had a beginning and you certainly do want and end to your continued existence from as long as possible.
Evil wants to live forever...by killing GOD and becoming GOD.
ignorance trying to kill knowledge to become knowledge keeps trying forever.
Falling forever.
free will...Allows you to do what lighting bolts and monkeys can not seem to do very well...earn a living from magic shows they put on for you to watch.
Or chose to follow the same path that monkeys and lighting bolts to the logical conclusion of the reasonable assumption.
The mindless path of least resistance.
this is ultimately negative.
but starts out positive.
its all fun and games until somoe loses an all seeing eye.
and it is not GOD...that is certain...so I do not worry much about any of you trying to poke GOD and get away with it...because you can not.
GOD requires no armies to protect GOD from GOD.
If you think you are going to fuck with me to cure me of the ignorance of virginity.
I will pop your cherry.
mick silver
7th November 2013, 08:44 AM
so in the end god is the only one with all the power like he is now
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 08:49 AM
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ux8yzD9w7kQ/UR64916DhhI/AAAAAAABx7o/WlkQOkrHbHE/s1600/QrptljC.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sneakpeek.ca/2013/02/peter-dinklage-if-this-be-modok.html&h=273&w=184&sz=1&tbnid=lNrWfjlk6MiSCM:&tbnh=186&tbnw=125&zoom=1&usg=__ceLbRFDTn6-ZLhNUbWsOT9125-g=&docid=5V74KiWdwyn6wM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=67R7UvG9PMeXiQLnl4CgDA&ved=0CJwBEPwdMAw
Hypertiger is the only one left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBsGzcsFOMo
and if you think i'm joking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Atom
come split the atom and see the fabric of space and time collapse to oblivion.
I did not choose to fuck with GOD.
You all did.
But you think I'm the cause of your actions.
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 08:55 AM
GOD supplies all and everything like a person with a less than infinite and indestructible supply of infinite an indestructible power.
A finite and fragile supply of infinite and indestructible power.
how much is less than infinite power?
enough power to abuse it to amass power and attempt to defeat GOD and obtain absolute power over all and everything.
power corrupts...absolute power corrupts absolutely.
enough to enslave a planet for 1000's of years at least.
you all have this power.
but are ignorant.
I'm not ignorant of this power you all can not see an do not understand...because the liars rule the ignorant in the sophistry...the upholstery of space and time you think is Truth covering the structure hidden behind it.
the chaos you perceive as order.
the lie you see as Truth.
Ignorance of truth is the root of all evil.
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 09:37 AM
leading up to the collapse of Lehman...this came out.
think of me being the director.
the release was on my birthday...at the bottom of the DOW in 2009.
All the characters you see are played by me.
The whole thing you see...is a message from me to you all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3orQKBxiEg
All of you are flees to me.
The so called fucking crying moron that claimed to become death the destroyer of worlds is maggot brain.
GOD.
Listen to this further gift about power.
I made this for you all too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4j8MKgrlvY
I'm ancient and you all are trying as hard as you can to remain young.
you will not live forever trying to die young.
atheists follow Jesus and find the power of GOD to sustain their ludicrous claims that there is not GOD,
like they can also use the power of GOD scratch a chalk board and demand that is proof GOD Truth does not exist.
Since the command to thou shall not kill is in effect and enfored by all of you.
I have to watch you all party like well fed mesquites off my blood....but you do not drain me dry as long as I swat you if you get to close.
In person...the dice get rolled and as usual GOD decides the outcome.
unless of course my calculations are off.
here in this realm...its like pushing to opposing magnets together.
it reaquires the power of millions of enslave people to be supplied to something in order for evil to get near me.
But you all of course think you are good.
that is yet to be discovered.
Me if you think I'm evil...that is perfectly understood...kill me...you will feel better I'm sure.
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 09:40 AM
of course the vulgar and profane are considered lower forms of life or demons or poor sinners...not like the most worshipful masters of the lie believed to be Truth who pretend to be good by not looking evil as Rich angels or winners.
you all worship positive...not negative.
and if you think I'm positive...that might be the end of you.
welcome to goodbye.
Horn
7th November 2013, 09:46 AM
I might be entertained...I'm not going to be fooled into thinking you have magical powers.
Its too late, HT.
Once you've been entertained there's no going back to some sort of virgin stoicism.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc1PHk9FhIk
The only thing you can hope for is to mirror the spell, to return to sender.
Dogman
7th November 2013, 10:06 AM
This thread reminds me of a cats tail and and a rocking chair, the two do not mix well.
The kat seems upset!
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 10:09 AM
or I could decide to smash you to Kingdom come with the key to the fortress of solitude until its broken then go make a new one and then start again for all eternity.
Satan is ignorant.
Especially if...im invisible.
The all seeing eye of ignorance.
Or have you found me out.
Then its just a phone call to Obama...and say...I found death the destroyer of worlds...and the real death the destroyer of me shows up.
Simple as pi.
Just take out the sword of Truth and cut the thread of lies off forever and you are certainly a hero by killing a zero.
mamboni
7th November 2013, 10:14 AM
Hypertiger is the acknowledged master of Intellectual Autofellatio.
Neuro
7th November 2013, 10:18 AM
Maybe hyper kitty really is GOD?
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 10:19 AM
Tesla was owned by a banker.
Bankers do not own me...or Generals or CEO's
I just allow them to so as not to hurt their feelings.
so I do not get into explaining the game they are trying to play with me they think they are winning but losing and trying to escape but can not with out proving themselves guilty of such a crime.
I did not create the game where grand masters are pieces in a game that play games to feel good.
Against computers that destroy their mood.
You can fool a chess grandmaster in your sleep...Yell hey...they turn an look at you...and its checkmate.
computers too.
unless they fool you.
General of Darkness
7th November 2013, 10:27 AM
Too many words. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 10:39 AM
Yes
The study of money (Power), above all other fields in economics, is one in which complexity is used to disguise truth or to evade truth, not to reveal it.”--John Kenneth Galbraith Money: Whence it came, where it went - 1975, p15
"All the perplexities, confusions and distresses in America arise not from defects in the constitution or confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, as much as from downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation." (Absolute capitalist economics)--PRESIDENT JOHN ADAMS
Simplicity or order adds up to the multiplication of complexity into perplexity or chaos which is then divided unequally and subtracted to obtain the required yield of power the absolute capitalists want to manipulate the Universe how they desire.
that last bit is as small as I've been able to reduce simplicity down
We could make all the letters = simplicity
then what?
letters = lies
truth powers lies.
something powers Truth.
You have GOD or Satan or nothing.
as the source of the power i'm using to hump these keys touched by a virgin...for the very first time.
ooooooooooh oooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooh...time to die mutherfucker.
oopise im going to hell.
Dang you found me out again.
or what is going on...I know.
then see above about the explanaition and magents and how you need the power of millions fed to a man in Washington to save you from me...or you press a button and close an invisible gate you can not see...and poof.
I vanish from the Universe.
simple
just think positive ignore negative
behold I can press a button an make millions of skeletons appear.
better put the kill switch to someone else...me...do as I say...Or I cut you all off...from the fake power you all think is real power.
But if you use your fake power to defeat GOD.
You will find out what fake power is in relation to real power.
That is certain.
Horn
7th November 2013, 10:41 AM
Hypertiger is the acknowledged master of Intellectual Autofellatio.
Well that was yours to bequeat, :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv9cWgkpIZ4
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 11:01 AM
Does e mail play with your e motions on the oceans of slaves the master uses the serfboard of servants to keep their head above the waves of their fans they crave.
hey I'm a poet and didn't know it.
Or a canary in a cage in a doomed mine that is all the rage.
The inns of court.
The Honourable Society of Lincoln's Inn
The Honourable Society of the Inner Temple
The Honourable Society of the Middle Temple
The Honourable Society of Gray's Inn
"Hogwarts is divided into four houses, each bearing the last name of its founder: Godric Gryffindor, Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff. The houses compete throughout the school year, by earning and losing points for various events, for the House Cup"
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 11:02 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forked_tongue
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 11:04 AM
Wrap a lighting bolt around your head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSLGV_cLjI
Don't worry kids its all just a made up movie...its not real...
mamboni
7th November 2013, 11:07 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3470775296/h79A46B13/
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 11:23 AM
Withdrawal symptoms are cured with resumption of over exposure.
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.--Henry Kissinger.
and once you have had black...You do not go back.
So don't smoke crack.
Or you turn into a cracker jack quack that everyone thinks is the fact.
Or he's not a very good role model.
Guess I need the assassin from no country for old men to explain to me who is the winner of the toss to see who hops on the cross by looking at the fruit and find they are not cute.
I need to be taken out by a clone in the war of the drones and turned into bones to see who owns.
To win against me...Is not for free.
Horn
7th November 2013, 11:26 AM
To win against me...Is not for free.
Yep, I'm certain of it now, he's jewish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2uCNd1AVJo
ximmy
7th November 2013, 11:39 AM
If you think you are going to fuck with me to cure me of the ignorance of virginity.
I will pop your cherry.
words that can melt the heart of any woman... ()()luv
mick silver
7th November 2013, 11:42 AM
did you get a kiss
Dogman
7th November 2013, 11:46 AM
did you get a kiss
Which is better?
To kiss and run, or stay?
Rubberchicken
7th November 2013, 11:54 AM
I give HT as many thanks as I can
only to help him overcome his obvious low self-esteem issues
Jewboo
7th November 2013, 12:36 PM
The Universe is the fog of war against GOD by the fog of war to become GOD.
I do not require anything to obtain serenity.
If you think you are going to fuck with me to cure me of the ignorance of virginity. I will pop your cherry.
Withdrawal symptoms are cured with resumption of over exposure.
http://scienceblogs.com/bushwells/wp-content/blogs.dir/457/files/2012/04/i-d875824dfa8541727d5c75268283478c-Thorazine.jpg
:rolleyes: take your meds HT
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 12:51 PM
Only what I need when I need it...Not when I want it.
Like your post.
Of course if I'm invisible then who is going to supply you with power to play?
http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?73870-WE-know-what-s-best-for-you-we-will-ALWAYS-know-what-s-best-for-you
Look in the mirror of circular logic as threads loop around and around to show who is the pill pushing Jew following the pill pusher crew
and I found you.
In in the real world of revolution...you is the solution that is found at the reasonable assumption of the logical conclusion.
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 01:05 PM
Liberals like mind controlling conservatives to try to supply bullets to me which they desperately prescribe with a bribe.
One day they will figure out how to...then I will be dead...and you will all be fed...with happiness and joy...the reward for pretending to be coy.
Horn
7th November 2013, 01:09 PM
Liberals like mind controlling conservatives to try to supply bullets to me which they desperately prescribe with a bribe.
One day they will figure out how to...then I will be dead...and you will all be fed...with happiness and joy...the reward for pretending to be coy.
Be well minded,
that "I'm not an entertainer" post a while back, was completely farcical on your own account.
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 01:12 PM
Hypertiger...Inventor of Kafuckingboom.
A totally worthless invention outside the Internet...Since the punchline of the jokes are not entertained by it.
Hypertiger
7th November 2013, 01:21 PM
Liberals mind control conservatives is no joke.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836
Liberals are gradual absolute capitalists...that phone 911 and summon the violent absolute capitalists to deal with me when the liberals need a hired gun when it comes to dirty work which is negative.
Liberals are positive...Righteous...Until it comes time to kill to get what they want...Then they have to get conservatives to do the dirty work...since Liberals are the cleanest of the clean.
All hail Liberals.
I'm not religious so I do not worship one or the other as the one true religion...They are both fucked up...Like the Addams family.
osoab
7th November 2013, 03:42 PM
Who got the sloppy seconds. I see a 2nd thanks from Hypertiger.
osoab
7th November 2013, 03:42 PM
Hypertiger...Inventor of Kafuckingboom.
A totally worthless invention outside the Internet...Since the punchline of the jokes are not entertained by it.
Classic.
mick silver
7th November 2013, 05:22 PM
yep it was me who got the second thanks from the tiger
ximmy
7th November 2013, 06:20 PM
yep it was me who got the second thanks from the tiger
http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_93772120_xbmykfr56q.png
Horn
7th November 2013, 09:17 PM
Tigertanks, new e-currency,
Now flated for maximum bang!!!
http://www.worldwar2aces.com/panzer-tank/kingtiger/kingtiger-5543.jpg
BrewTech
7th November 2013, 11:46 PM
in person is a mistake I made or you made.
I will pop your cherry.
I just read the first and last line... makes it less.... frustrating.
Santa
8th November 2013, 03:05 AM
Come to think of it...I can't remember who I lost my virginity to.
Which one of you morons popped my cherry?
My Hyperpersona has an absolute capitalist emptiness
that not even a 1000 slutty thanks can fill.
Thanks.
Neuro
8th November 2013, 03:28 AM
Come to think of it...I can't remember who I lost my virginity to.
Which one of you morons popped my cherry?
My Hyperpersona has an absolute capitalist emptiness
that not even a 1000 slutty thanks can fill.
Thanks.
Damn it appears to be contagious!
Hypertiger
8th November 2013, 10:32 AM
less frushtrating.
in person you know for a fact who is making the fabric of space an time blow you around like a leaf caught in it...here...I'm a derivative...a facsimile.
Here you are frustrated.
In the real world...I can feed virtually limitless power into the hurricane you are blowing around in frustrating your ability to continue lying to me about who is best at blowing hot air or lead or whatever weapons you dream you have to save you from being forced into accepting the consequences of your actions.
think of the Internet as bionics...it allows you to augment your abilities.
then factor in that I helped built the Internet.
AL Gore just helped to get the computer virus you all are infected by...accepted and past your firewalls.
Horn
8th November 2013, 10:50 AM
Mr. Ban Me Congenially
I'm calling you BMCHT from now on.
singular_me
8th November 2013, 02:03 PM
hyperT is a woman...
ximmy
8th November 2013, 02:13 PM
hyperT is a woman...
I find that rather difficult to swallow...
Serpo
8th November 2013, 02:18 PM
hyperT is a woman...
Well I certainly hope so otherwise tiger is a "man"
Serpo
8th November 2013, 02:18 PM
I find that rather difficult to swallow...
this maybe shocking news too some..........
Hitch
8th November 2013, 02:26 PM
hyperT is a woman...
I think you are right.
Only a woman would ramble on and on about how stupid, ignorant, and worthless we all are. Looking past all that, she is a wise one perhaps. Maybe whacking folks with a bread roller to get their attention does work.
Hitch
8th November 2013, 02:37 PM
I find that rather difficult to swallow...
You are probably just in shock you took another woman's virginity. Maybe you should have used a different choice of words, in the thread title. :D
Horn
8th November 2013, 02:51 PM
hyperT is a woman...
OK, Mr. singular_me, if you're so smart. :)
Jewboo
8th November 2013, 04:13 PM
Only a JEW would ramble on and on about how stupid, ignorant, and worthless we GOYIM are.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/wp.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2009/08/cat-jew.jpg
YOU GOYIM ARE WORTHLESS
:rolleyes: fixed it for 'ya
Rubberchicken
8th November 2013, 06:44 PM
https://s3.amazonaws.com/wp.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2009/08/cat-jew.jpg
YOU GOYIM ARE WORTHLESS
:rolleyes: fixed it for 'ya
Pot meet kettle....
:rolleyes:
Jewboo
8th November 2013, 07:01 PM
I give HT as many thanks as I can
http://i.imgur.com/Qmhciyr.jpg
You would.
:rolleyes:
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