How JPMorgan's Latest PR Stunt Blew Up In Its Face

[Ares]

Update: In a shocking turn of events, the FT reports that JPM just canceled the #AskJPM event. The bank said: "#That idea back to the drawing board."

Today, in what is a clear attempt at faux transparency and social media openness, JPM tweeted the following:

Tomorrow at 1pm ET $JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee takes over @JPMorgan to answer your questions for 1 hour. Tweet your Q early using #AskJPM

— J.P. Morgan (@jpmorgan) November 13, 2013

Unfortunately for the criminal organization (because after all JPM did admit to violating securities laws), the outcome was not quite as planned... To wit:

Tweets about "#AskJPM (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AskJPM)"


http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-13/how-jpmorgans-latest-pr-stunt-blew-its-face

You guys should see the tweets, they are hilarious!

Example: Tim0thy L34ry ?@CyMadD0x 13s

"@ZaneZodrow: #AskJPM Is bribery of federal government officials counted as a marketing expense, or a legal expense?"

M.D. ?@Meghatron24 6m

How many "Get out of Jail Free"cards do you have in your set of Monopoly? #AskJPM

HA HA HA HA

[Jersey Thursday]

A few of my favorites:

After rigging the util market, manip interest rates, the London Whale, and fraudclosures... whats next on your bucket list?

How many kickbacks does it take to get to the center of a congressman?

Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"?

Do you think Monsanto will be having a Twitter Q&A anytime soon?

How are you planning to spend the savings made from firing your social media team?

[ximmy]

What's it like working with Mexican drug cartels? Do they tip?
Is it true that, while you don't always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim?
Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders?
When Jamie Dimon eats babies are they served rare? I understand anything above medium-rare is considered gauche. #AskJPM (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AskJPM&src=hash)
Every time another person loses their home to an illegal foreclosure, does a bell ring?
Is it the ability to throw anyone out of their home that drives you, or just the satisfaction that you know you COULD do it? #AskJPM (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AskJPM&src=hash)

[Sparky]

- Quick! You're locked in a room with no key, a chair, two paper clips, and a lightbulb. How do you defraud investors?
- How are you planning to spend the savings made from firing your social media team?
- Do all employees get noise-canceling headphones to mute the sounds of poverty your foreclosures cause, or do only execs get those?

[Ares]

Yeah wonder why JPM canceled the event.... LOL

[Twisted Titan]

Now that is some funny sh!t

[mick silver]

i wonder if he,s digging his cave deeper now .

[mick silver]

i would really really like to hear this be answered ...............................................How come, despite your massive mortgage and derivatives frauds which caused the 08 crash, none of you are in prison?