What a nite........wowwwwwwwwwwwwww....me..... V

[Ponce]

I just came out of my jacuzzy (naked :) ) and I hear a voice.... "Anyone here? I need a phone"......so I say "Just a minute, let me get dressed"....I come outside with my portable phone and what do I find?...woopyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........this beautiful 17 years old girl with ebony skin and long brown hair......anyway.......she lives about 1/2 mile from me and she had a big fight with her mother, the mother beat the daylight out of her so that the girl went flying out a window and under a birbedwire fence and took off running till she got tired........her mother slammed her head against a wall, kicked her leg and the girl scratched her arm with the birbedwire. She called her aunt to pick her up....but...being the gentleman that I am I took her, about half a block from her aunt we stop to see if her mother would follow her.........anyway, she got my phone number.

V

[madfranks]

but...being the gentleman that I am I took her,

V

What do you mean you took her, like... you took her?

[Twisted Titan]

That girl is a troubled youth from a troubled home.

You dont know the whole story nor will you get it

You dont want that girl thinking you are a refuge as trouble will surely follow not to long there after.

No need to be rude or curt but not too inviting.

[Ponce]

I took her to her aunt, you evil minded Franks.... well titan, I am also a refuge so that one more is ok...and as far as "trouble?" goes.....this is my land and trouble awaits for anyone coming in here.

V

[vacuum]

So ponce does take baths...

[7th trump]

I took her to her aunt, you evil minded Franks.... well titan, I am also a refuge so that one more is ok...and as far as "trouble?" goes.....this is my land and trouble awaits for anyone coming in here.

V

What!!!!!!!!!?
Houston.....we have a problem!

I thought your place was a damn area 51 with all your alarms systems in place.
Tell the truth Ponce.................you asleep didn't you?

[Sparky]

Ponce's Retreat (Tuesdays, 9-10 PM, CBS.) A beautiful but troubled teen seeks shelter and wisdom from an elderly Cuban survivalist.

[madfranks]

Ponce's Retreat (Tuesdays, 9-10 PM, CBS.) A beautiful but troubled teen seeks shelter and wisdom from an elderly Cuban survivalist.

Ponce, make this happen.

[ShortJohnSilver]

If a 17yo girl from a troubled home can sneak up on you ... your TP stash doesn't stand a chance :D

[BrewTech]

I got to "17 yrs old" and couldn't read anymore... WTF?

(Way to go Ponce?)

[Ponce]

Hahahaahahha, you guys are funny.......when I am in my jacuzzy my only alarm is my dog...aka Butter Ball...and even him I cannot hear..........better do something about it.....like a flashing light above the jacuzzy?

V

[Neuro]

Hahahaahahha, you guys are funny.......when I am in my jacuzzy my only alarm is my dog...aka Butter Ball...and even him I cannot hear..........better do something about it.....like a flashing light above the jacuzzy?

V
NEVER take a bath again! I bet she weighed 30,000 Troy ounces more when she left...

[mick silver]

i bet she trip digging a hole for ponces silver

[govcheetos]

Who was watching the TP while you took the bait?

[Ponce]

Thanks gov..........going right now to check on my tp.....nobody messes around with my tp.

V

[Ponce]

Hahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa, Alicia (that's her name) just called me to ask me for $30.00 because she wants to go to Grants Pass.........I am not Uncle Sugar ahahahahahahah.

V

[milehi]

The mom is going bye bye for 5 years for assult under Measure 11. Oregon's mandatory minimum sentancing law.

[Ponce]

Melehi? those kind of people would never do anything like that......the poor girl had a bump on her head and lower leg and a scratch on her arm.........she will probably be back home in a week to get some more......there are things that you can do something about and things that you cannot.......... I did offer her my log cabin for a couple of days if she needed to hide out, it has a steel door and two double locks...... I was going to offer her $10.00 an hour to clean my home, haven't done it in four or five years, but I changed my mind, better safe than sorry.

V