Government Announces Plans To Reduce Life Expectancy To 70

[mick silver]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/05/autumn-statement-retirement-age-spoof_n_4390114.html?ir=UK+Politics&ref=topbar ... Chancellor George Osborne today announced (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/05/george-osborne-retirement_n_4389141.html?utm_hp_ref=uk) plans to reduce British life expectancy to 70 by 2050."Lowering life expectancy in Britain from 80 to 70 shows that this Government is determined to keep making tough decisions. Including killing people off," he told the House of Commons in his Autumn Statement.
"It is simply common sense that hard working poor people work until they're 70 so that some of them die off earlier," he added.
Nick Clegg defended the move, saying: "What we are seeking to do is to keep the principle that around a third of your adult life is a complete waste. You might as well work until you drop dead."

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George Osborne Looking Evil

[Ponce]

Remember that movie where those that were 35 years old would kill themselves?.......all that I can say is only what I have already said before, DON'T TAKE ANY PRESCRIPTION MEDECINE, unless you are already 3/4 dead..............my BP has always been over 160-185 over 119-129 and I am still alive.......no flu shots or anything else. Dr's only make money for themselves by selling what the pill makers put out in the market.

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[Son-of-Liberty]

Think this is a spoof. Says spoof in the web address. [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/05/autumn-statement-retirement-age-spoof_n_4390114.html?ir=UK+Politics&ref=topbar

[govcheetos]

Think this is a spoof. Says spoof in the web address. [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/05/autumn-statement-retirement-age-spoof_n_4390114.html?ir=UK+Politics&ref=topbar

If its from the MSM one is to assume it to be a spoof anyway.