9 year old suspended for saying "merry christmas" to teacher

[Large Sarge]

http://nationalreport.net/9-year-old-suspended-saying-merry-christmas-teacher/


9-Year-Old Suspended For Saying ‘Merry Christmas’ To Teacher

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Outside Argon Elementary school where the war on Christmas was declared.

San Francisco, CA — The ‘war on Christmas’ continues as a simple well-wishing of ‘Merry Christmas’ has led to big trouble for one fourth-grade San Francisco boy this week.

Timothy Dawson, a 9-year-old student at Argon Elementary School in San Francisco, CA., was in the school cafeteria Monday eating with friends when he was taken to the principal’s office and given a week-long suspension. His punishment was consequence for saying ‘Merry Christmas’ to his homeroom teacher earlier that morning.

Dawson’s teacher, 35-year-old Paul Horner who is an outspoken Atheist, was offended at the students display of Christmas spirit and had staff suspend the young boy for the rest of the week.





“I say ‘Merry Christmas’ to everyone,” the boy told CNN. “I didn’t think it would cause so much trouble just for saying a couple little words.”

The boy’s mother, Laura Dawson, 41, was fuming over the issue.

“You don’t traumatize a child who loves to go to school, who wanted to be early every day to school, you don’t make him cry, just for wishing someone Merry Christmas,” she told reporters, holding back tears. “You just don’t do it.”

Reporters spoke with Mr. Horner as he was leaving from school on Tuesday. “I warned the children not to bring religion into my classroom,” Horner said. “Maybe he’ll [Tim] listen to adults next time.”

Argon Elementary School officials declined to comment
- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/9-year-old-suspended-saying-merry-christmas-teacher/#sthash.xKqjUOtW.dpuf

[Neuro]

Outspoken atheist, and no religion in his classroom. He don't see the contradiction in that? Wishing merry Christmas isn't religious anyway. This asshat can't deny that there is a holiday called Christmas, he is just a very rude fanatic religious zealot, that would get some hands-on judgement if he had been the teacher of my child. Hitcher, if you read this, go and pound this bastard into the ground, instead of threatening old men on the internets, the address is in the article... You'ld be a HERO!

[midnight rambler]

The ramping up of the madness continues, unabated.

The other day I read where a kid was punished/suspended for merely making the gesture of one shooting a bow and arrow. Cupid shoots arrows, I suppose Cupid is violent as well. lol

[mick silver]

kids not being able to be kids , we all just keep reading about this stuff going on in the schools . to me the teacher

needs to be suspended

and never let teach again

[EE_]

The dumb ass kid should have given the teacher a card instead. He might have gotten a star on his next report card.

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.11091140.2718/flat,550x550,075,f.u3.jpg

Everyone should know by now that all homosexuals are atheists. They hate the thought of God, because no God excepts their perverted life-styles.


Maybe the kid can make up for his mistake on the teachers birthday.

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/b20e8ce984bd215d44707410b8a44503.png

[Hatha Sunahara]

Tis the season to be FANATIC, fa la la la la, la la la la.



Hatha

[Ponce]

Employees at "Radio Shack" are not allowed to say Merry Christmas but must say Happy Holliday........the owners must be Jews or Zionists.

V

[Silver Rocket Bitches!]

They published this guy's name and the story has gone viral. This teacher is going to have to go into hiding for a while.

[milehi]

They published this guy's name and the story has gone viral. This teacher is going to have to go into hiding for a while.

Like paid Christmas vacation?

[Serpo]

By the way ................ http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4734463920704178&pid=15.1&H=160&W=154 (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b7tgu16z5zQ/UNap8uu3LkI/AAAAAAAAFQc/fNoNjlXhxaA/s1600/christmas.jpg) everyone

[Neuro]

By the way ................ http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4734463920704178&pid=15.1&H=160&W=154 (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b7tgu16z5zQ/UNap8uu3LkI/AAAAAAAAFQc/fNoNjlXhxaA/s1600/christmas.jpg) everyone
I know what that is! It is the future authentication key for access to Internet. You will be asked to prove that you are human, by writing down what you see. If you write 'HappY HolidayS', you'ld be allowed entrance!

[Ares]

He probably should of just said "Fuck You!" and would of been patted on the head and said "Good boy".

[Dogman]

I know what that is! It is the future authentication key for access to Internet. You will be asked to prove that you are human, by writing down what you see. If you write 'HappY HolidayS', you'ld be allowed entrance! Maybe done in the "Duck Dynasty" style..

Happy, Happy, Happy

Holidays!

Could be known as the holidays 4 H greeting !

[Spectrism]

I have to say, people are very tolerant. Too tolerant. That buggar would not talk to another child from fear after he and I had a closed door parent-teacher conference. I would just splain to him in very gentle terms that terrorizing a youngster for wishing others well is not kind and such unkindness would not be appreciated in the future.

If he is stupid, I might suggest, he can try to win his church founder's most covetted prize: Darwin Award.

[Ares]

I was looking for his email address so I can send him a "MERRY CHRISTMAS ASSHOLE!" and found this:

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!

This douche bag married his fucking dog.

California Allows First-Ever State Recognized Human-Animal Marriage

http://i0.wp.com/www.nationalreport.net/dog-marriage.jpg?resize=300%2C252

San Francisco, CA — On Monday history was made at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco as the first-ever state recognized human-animal marriage took place.

Local resident 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during the ceremony. Joining him was his faithful dog Mac who is 36-years-old in dog years. Mac also decided to be the groom but ended up wearing a white veil at the last moment.

Father McHale who officiated the outdoor wedding told reporters he was extremely happy to be a part of this joyous moment of life. “This is the definition of true love my friends. There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a man and his faithful dog,” McHale said. “Now, since it is recognized as a legally binding marriage in the state of California, Mr. Horner and Mac will have all the same tax benefits and everything else coming to them that a regular married couple would receive. It’s a fantastic day to be alive!”
So how could this have happened?

In the book of California’s State Laws and Regulations there is a little known law that was passed as the state was first forming in 1850. According to article 155, paragraph 10, it clearly states:

If a man and a man can get married and a woman and a woman can get married, if ever comes that day, then a human and animal will have the exact same rights to marriage in every eye of the law. God help us if this ever is to happen!


In attendance was Horner’s entire family who flew in from Hawaii to witness the event. Mac had her puppies on hand and making a special celebrity appearance was Alex from Stroh’s and Spuds Mckenzie.

“I just love my Mac so much, I can’t wait till we can finally get back to the honeymoon sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal. Gosh, get with the times California! We can marry here just fine, but love making is a big no-no,” said Horner. “People keep asking me why I wanted to marry a dog. I told them I just want the same god given rights that every person in California is allowed to have. Don’t tell me I can’t marry my dog. I don’t tell you that you can’t marry a 500 lb woman with gas issues. That’s your decision. Don’t tread on me. I love my dog and I know he loves me a hundred times more than any gay wedding out there.”

With this wedding between a man and a male dog now on the books, one can only ask what is in store next?

A man marrying a toaster? A toaster marrying a dog? A toaster marrying a toaster?

America, what happened to the sanctity of marriage? Tsk. Tsk.

http://nationalreport.net/california-allows-first-ever-state-recognized-human-animal-marriage/

[Dogman]

Stranger and stranger.

And they allow him near children?

[Ares]

Stranger and stranger.

And they allow him near children?

Its San Francisco, what do you expect?

[vacuum]

http://nationalreport.net/


Looks like a satire site

[Spectrism]

NO! A dog fornicator?!?! Now that is one fine piece of work. If the people put up with that, it is time for fireballs to pelt that lost city into desolation.

A dog fornicator teaching grammar school. My, my, my. Ain't this a purdy picture.


Hey Dogman.... I think he likes you.

[Dogman]

http://nationalreport.net/


Looks like a satire site

The Grinch is "alive" ? and on the job!


Edit: Spectrum, that sob would draw back a short nub, his nickname
would be bobbit.

[Neuro]

Lmao!

[Ares]

http://nationalreport.net/


Looks like a satire site

I'd still rather just call him a dog fornicator. :)

That article was written about a week before this Merry Christmas fiasco. I can't find any information on that douche bag other than the nationalreport site where he marries a dog....

albet it definitely looks like its satire, still funny that his name was used.

[Neuro]

Stranger and stranger.

And they allow him near children?
He loves dogs but he hates children. It makes him perfect for the job!

[Dogman]

He loves dogs but he hates children. It makes him perfect for the job!Not all dogs! ;)

[Serpo]

Obviously the dog hasnt been putting out and the guy takes it out on the kid.

[EE_]

I was looking for his email address so I can send him a "MERRY CHRISTMAS ASSHOLE!" and found this:

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!

This douche bag married his fucking dog.

California Allows First-Ever State Recognized Human-Animal Marriage

http://i0.wp.com/www.nationalreport.net/dog-marriage.jpg?resize=300%2C252

San Francisco, CA — On Monday history was made at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco as the first-ever state recognized human-animal marriage took place.

Local resident 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during the ceremony. Joining him was his faithful dog Mac who is 36-years-old in dog years. Mac also decided to be the groom but ended up wearing a white veil at the last moment.

Father McHale who officiated the outdoor wedding told reporters he was extremely happy to be a part of this joyous moment of life. “This is the definition of true love my friends. There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a man and his faithful dog,” McHale said. “Now, since it is recognized as a legally binding marriage in the state of California, Mr. Horner and Mac will have all the same tax benefits and everything else coming to them that a regular married couple would receive. It’s a fantastic day to be alive!”
So how could this have happened?

In the book of California’s State Laws and Regulations there is a little known law that was passed as the state was first forming in 1850. According to article 155, paragraph 10, it clearly states:

If a man and a man can get married and a woman and a woman can get married, if ever comes that day, then a human and animal will have the exact same rights to marriage in every eye of the law. God help us if this ever is to happen!


In attendance was Horner’s entire family who flew in from Hawaii to witness the event. Mac had her puppies on hand and making a special celebrity appearance was Alex from Stroh’s and Spuds Mckenzie.

“I just love my Mac so much, I can’t wait till we can finally get back to the honeymoon sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal. Gosh, get with the times California! We can marry here just fine, but love making is a big no-no,” said Horner. “People keep asking me why I wanted to marry a dog. I told them I just want the same god given rights that every person in California is allowed to have. Don’t tell me I can’t marry my dog. I don’t tell you that you can’t marry a 500 lb woman with gas issues. That’s your decision. Don’t tread on me. I love my dog and I know he loves me a hundred times more than any gay wedding out there.”

With this wedding between a man and a male dog now on the books, one can only ask what is in store next?

A man marrying a toaster? A toaster marrying a dog? A toaster marrying a toaster?

America, what happened to the sanctity of marriage? Tsk. Tsk.

http://nationalreport.net/california-allows-first-ever-state-recognized-human-animal-marriage/

Man Gets Penis Stuck In Toaster And Requires Firefighter Assistance
By Dalton Castle October 8, 2013 3:53 PM
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/q103albany.com/files/2013/10/toaster-630x362.jpg
Sometimes when you get older things don’t stay as hot and crispy as they use to. That’s where the toaster comes into play.

I just came across a pretty disturbing story about a dude in England who had to call the fire department to help him out of a pretty compromising position.

““Firefighters came to the rescue of a man in distress when he got his penis stuck in a toaster.

It is unclear exactly what the humiliated gentleman had been up to, but fortunately London’s finest arrived to extricate his manhood from the electrical device.”- mirror
Everybody knows you can’t use a fork to dislodge a toaster strudel, you’ll ruin the whole thing. Obviously the only reaching and poking tool that is sensitive enough to bring your breakfast out in one piece is in your pants.

I honestly can say this used to happen to me at least six times a year. My solution for this dude is to buy a toaster oven. It’s the only way to prevent the old clown from getting lodged up in that toaster again.
http://q103albany.com/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster-and-requires-firefighter-assistance/

[Neuro]

That is a hilarious piece! LMAO

[Tumbleweed]

Wishing a Jew or an atheist Merry Christmas is hate speech. sob's Ha!Ha!

[BrewTech]

NO! A dog fornicator?!?! Now that is one fine piece of work. If the people put up with that, it is time for fireballs to pelt that lost city into desolation.

A dog fornicator teaching grammar school. My, my, my. Ain't this a purdy picture.


Hey Dogman.... I think he likes you.

Dude, it's a parody. They are all parodies written by the same guy. That's why the guy's name is the same.

How long are you guys going to keep falling for articles written by this website?

:rolleyes:

[Twisted Titan]

I wonder what would have happened if the kid said happy chanukka?

[General of Darkness]

fake.

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/398495-9-year-old-suspended-for-saying-merry-christmas-to-teacher-article-is-a-hoax/

[Neuro]

Dude, it's a parody. They are all parodies written by the same guy. That's why the guy's name is the same.

How long are you guys going to keep falling for articles written by this website?

:rolleyes:
Dude, never question a good story. It happened as it was written. Now I am going to throw bones over a camp fence to prevent the love of my life from starving to death.