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EE_
12th February 2014, 08:26 PM
Another JP Morgan Exec: DEAD
Wednesday, 12 February 2014 18:06

(TRN) -- Another Executive from JP Morgan has turned up dead; this one being 37 year old Ryan Henry Crane of Connecticut. Crane is the second JP Morgan Executive to die JP Morgan and his is the fifth death of an executive from various other high-profile Banks, within three weeks. It almost looks like a mafia situation where "The Bosses" are "cleaning-up loose ends" that might be a problem for them as multiple federal and state investigations into the Bank continue.



Ordinarily we would ignore the news of another banker's death - after all these sad events happen all the time - if it wasn't for several contextual aspects of this most recent passage. First, the death in question, as reported by the Stamford Daily Voice is that of Ryan Henry Crane, a Harvard graduate, who is survived by his wife, son and parents at the very young age of 37.



Second, Ryan Henry Crane was formerly employed by JPMorgan - a bank which was featured prominently in the news as recently as two weeks ago when another of its London-based employees committed suicide by jumping from the top floor of its Canary Wharf building.



Third: Crane was an Executive Director in JPM's Global Program Trading desk, founded in 1999 by an ex-DE Shaw'er, a function of the firm which is instrumental to preserving JPM's impeccable and (so far in 2013) flawless trading record of zero trading losses.



There was little detail surrounding the death:
http://www.turnerradionetwork.com/news/277-pat

7th trump
12th February 2014, 08:31 PM
Another JP Morgan Exec: DEAD
Wednesday, 12 February 2014 18:06

(TRN) -- Another Executive from JP Morgan has turned up dead; this one being 37 year old Ryan Henry Crane of Connecticut. Crane is the second JP Morgan Executive to die JP Morgan and his is the fifth death of an executive from various other high-profile Banks, within three weeks. It almost looks like a mafia situation where "The Bosses" are "cleaning-up loose ends" that might be a problem for them as multiple federal and state investigations into the Bank continue.



Ordinarily we would ignore the news of another banker's death - after all these sad events happen all the time - if it wasn't for several contextual aspects of this most recent passage. First, the death in question, as reported by the Stamford Daily Voice is that of Ryan Henry Crane, a Harvard graduate, who is survived by his wife, son and parents at the very young age of 37.



Second, Ryan Henry Crane was formerly employed by JPMorgan - a bank which was featured prominently in the news as recently as two weeks ago when another of its London-based employees committed suicide by jumping from the top floor of its Canary Wharf building.



Third: Crane was an Executive Director in JPM's Global Program Trading desk, founded in 1999 by an ex-DE Shaw'er, a function of the firm which is instrumental to preserving JPM's impeccable and (so far in 2013) flawless trading record of zero trading losses.



There was little detail surrounding the death:
http://www.turnerradionetwork.com/news/277-pat

Word on the street is these bankers are getting knocked off by other bankers so they don't talk.

Twisted Titan
12th February 2014, 11:10 PM
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people's

mick silver
13th February 2014, 06:00 AM
and i bet this is just the start