OMG...Ximmy's Valentine Flowers Are Delayed...

[Jewboo]

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OMG...I was following the flower delivery guy to Ximmy's house when out of nowhere a big white car with a bunch of JESUS LOVES bumper stickers zigged and zagged past me and everybody else and crashed into the flower delivery guy's car. IT'S ON FIRE! OMG! My six dozen long-stemmed roses for Ximmy are burning up!!! Holy Shit! I can smell them from here! What am I gonna tell Ximmy? I promised her flowers for Valentines Day! BTW...where is Ximmy? Has she logged on yet today?

[Shami-Amourae]

There's no snow in Southern California.
:rolleyes:

[madfranks]

We all know you actually forgot to order the flowers, but the whole car crash on fire is a nice excuse, I wonder if that would work on my wife?

[willie pete]

There's no snow in Southern California.
:rolleyes:

or South FL.....it's 74°, clear and sunny right now :D

[Hitch]

I can smell them from here! What am I gonna tell Ximmy? I promised her flowers for Valentines Day!

Book, I'm going to help you out here. You've got to learn how to adapt. Take a look at that picture. The Fred's Beds delivery truck is not damaged. Go talk to the driver. Get Ximmy a new bed for valentines day. A new bed is much more romantic of a gift than flowers!!

[Spectrism]

I think Ximmy would stick those stems up your arse burned or not. Thorns and thistles will fix you.

[Hitch]

I think Ximmy would stick those stems up your arse burned or not. Thorns and thistles will fix you.

Yes indeed, the modern woman. If you bring flowers to a gal on a first date, she'll shove them up your ass while accusing you of expecting something from her. Yet, if you meet that same gal at a bar, she'll expect you to buy her drinks. Go figure.

[mick silver]

unban the ximmy and 7 and magnes and the nutty cat

[Jewboo]

http://cbsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/flower-drone.jpg?w=620&h=349&crop=1
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My florist agreed to try one more time. He's still kinda gloomy about his driver...but the customer always comes first.








http://www.modacity.net/forums/styles/smilies/shrug.gif I couldn't find any long stem roses laying around at the local cemetery

[Spectrism]

I don't think you get Ximmy. She is smart. She likes silver. :)

[osoab]

I don't think you get Ximmy. She is smart. She likes silver. :)

I agree. I think ximmy would really prefer a dozen of these.

http://www.naturalflora.com/prddetail/silverrose.ASP

http://www.naturalflora.com/images/platinumrose3.gif