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Ponce
18th February 2014, 01:42 PM
Coming out of the grocery store there was a man and a woman with two dogs and a sign...."HUNGRY, CAN YOU HELP"...so, I stopped in front of them walk to the rear of my DUV, pulled out a fifty LBS of dog food and put it in front of them, opened my walled and pulled out a ten dollar bill......I gave it to them and said "Sorry I don't have anything smaller" hahahahhah, you should have seen their faces, they didn't know what to say......I love pulling crap like this on people, glad to make them feel good.
Situation here in town is getting really bad.....more street people than ever.
Yours truly: Saint Ponce hahahahahahah.
madfranks
18th February 2014, 03:04 PM
If they're truly homeless a 50 lb bag of dog food might be hard for them to deal with. I hate to say it but they probably abandoned the dog food and took the $10.
But, good on you Ponce for being a generous person. :)
Ponce
18th February 2014, 03:19 PM
They will probably share it with five more dogs being held by five more homeless that were standing at the other entrance of the parking lot...........I know Franks, I beat you to it....why do you think that I called myself Saint Ponce? hahahahahahaahhah
By the way, before I went to the store I collected a large loan that I gave to someone with no interest, the only rule that I have is that they pay me whey they say that they will do it......the only one to failed me was my lawyer......but that's another story and I don't cry about it.....there is always a rotten apple in the bucket.
V
madfranks
18th February 2014, 03:43 PM
Your lawyer failed to return a loan you made him? That's a twist, normally it's the lawyers that have all the money.
...by the way Ponce, you want to loan your old pal franks some money? Ha ha, I kid, I kid.
Ponce
18th February 2014, 04:04 PM
Never loan money to the host of a forum........or you will be kicked out, blocked, and forgotten hahahahahahah.......I might be crazy but not dumb.........................well, a little bit :(
All the money?, do you really think that I am rich....is how I handle the little bit that I have what's makes me "rich".
V
mick silver
18th February 2014, 04:37 PM
some people will never understand that part ponce ...is how I handle the little bit that I have what's makes me "rich" .... do more with less
chad
18th February 2014, 04:53 PM
hey ponce, can i borrow some money?
Ponce
18th February 2014, 04:57 PM
In other words, is not what you have but what you do with what you have.......remember the wicks from the cotton mops that I posted a few days ago?.....that's how my world works.
Chad, Chad, Chad?.........who are you? hummmmmmmmmmmmm
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mick silver
19th February 2014, 05:36 AM
ponce can you loan me a monster box of silver eagles . i will gladly pay you back some day with tp
Tumbleweed
19th February 2014, 06:47 AM
Coming out of the grocery store there was a man and a woman with two dogs and a sign...."HUNGRY, CAN YOU HELP"...so, I stopped in front of them walk to the rear of my DUV, pulled out a fifty LBS of dog food and put it in front of them, opened my walled and pulled out a ten dollar bill......I gave it to them and said "Sorry I don't have anything smaller" hahahahhah, you should have seen their faces, they didn't know what to say......I love pulling crap like this on people, glad to make them feel good.
Situation here in town is getting really bad.....more street people than ever.
Yours truly: Saint Ponce hahahahahahah.
You sure those wern't just a couple of stray dogs that were following them around ponce? They might send those dogs on their way and eat the dog food themselves when the ten dollars is gone.
hoarder
19th February 2014, 07:52 AM
You sure those wern't just a couple of stray dogs that were following them around ponce? They might send those dogs on their way and eat the dog food themselves when the ten dollars is gone.Or fatten the dogs up before slaughter. Mmmmmmmm...Chinese food!
Ponce
19th February 2014, 09:55 AM
You sure those wern't just a couple of stray dogs that were following them around ponce? They might send those dogs on their way and eat the dog food themselves when the ten dollars is gone.
Two of them I have seen before and all seven had a collar and rope attached......now then, how come I had a fifty (actually it was 30) pound bag in my SUV?, actually I had three from when I got them three weeks ago......to lazy to unload them, did it yesterday and even found a box of bacon, still good because of the cold weather.
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StreetsOfGold
19th February 2014, 02:55 PM
a box of bacon
The Maple kind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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