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Tumbleweed
26th March 2014, 08:32 AM
http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/jamesedwards/meet-new-crimean-attorney-general/


Natalia Poklonskaya is Putin’s choice to become the new attorney general in Crimea.http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/jamesedwards/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/crimea.jpg (http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/jamesedwards/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/crimea.jpg)
I thought y’all might like this. (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/internet-swoons-over-battleready-heroine-crimean-attorney-general-natalia-poklonskaya-9212474.html)


The Crimean crisis may well be the “biggest threat to European security” since the Cold War, sparking outrage, panic and prompting feverish talk of global war.Observers of the conflict, primarily in Japan, have become preoccupied, not with the potential implications of Russia’s annexing of Crimea and massing of troops on the Ukrainian border, but rather with the region’s newly-appointed attorney general Natalia Poklonskaya.As the world shudders at the thought of a potential showdown between Russia and the rest of the world, the Japanese are swooning over a clip of Ms. Poklonskaya giving a press conference.The video of 33-year-old Poklonskaya has been viewed nearly 300,000 times after being widely posted across Japanese social media platforms.Ms. Poklonskaya, who previously served as a prosecutor for the Ukrainian Prosecutor General’s office, was appointed to the job of attorney general on 11 March.(Snip)The video footage of her first press conference has since gone viral around the world making her an internet sensation and drawing widespread media coverage.According to the BBC reports, many internet commenters have depicted the feisty legal eagle as a “battle-ready heroine”.Website RocketNews24 has helpfully collated some of the comments Japanese netizens were making about Poklonskaya.“She’s just my type!”, says one correspondent.“Ukraine has such a high percentage of devastatingly beautiful women. This is a battle I cannot avoid. Be right back; going to Crimea,” offers another.(Snip)For Poklonskaya, however, things are little more serious.In response to her branding of the change of government in Kiev an “anti-constitutional coup” the Ukrainian government has since launched a criminal case against her and stripped her of the civil service rank of “counsellor of justice”.


Here is her press conference with English subtitles.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bwf8Sp82iA

I don’t think it was clear in the article but the background was that Ms. Poklonskaya was working in Kiev prosecuting a high profile racketeering group in early 2014. In February this year, the gang joined the Euromaidan movement and got support from the new government, which instead filed fabricated criminal charges against Poklonskaya. She got angry and frightened and left for her native Crimea when she understood that Crimea was seceding and the attorney general was resigning. The rest is internet history.

Shami-Amourae
26th March 2014, 08:47 AM
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Natalia_Poklonskaya

mick silver
26th March 2014, 09:19 AM
Natalia took the job as Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on March 11 after 4 men turned the position down, having no idea she was about to make every 4channer's 3 inch penis to stand up. After holding a press conference calling the Ukrainian officials devils from the ashes she was noticed by the internet, mainly 4chan and the Japanese (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Japan) YouTubi News jewtube (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Jewtube) channel. The users of 4chan being the basement dwelling Cheetos (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Crap) addicted lifeless losers (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Luser) they are, they started digging up information on her and thus began the obsession. To their disappointment they were later reminded that they'll never get to touch her beautiful silky smooth skin and kiss her soft lips, and thus began the obsession of Natalia Poklonskaya of Crimea.
It soon spread to other cancerous sites like rebbit (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Reddit) where she gained even more attention and fame, spawning groups and threads on several sites like Facebook (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Facebook) and Lolwut forums (https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3163027)

Hatha Sunahara
26th March 2014, 09:54 AM
It appears that in Crimea, the attorney general is a real general with uniform and stars on the epaulets. She's an attractive young lady, but I can't get beyond the fact that she is a prosecutor. Every prosecutor I know of on this planet is an authoritarian. I have never met or heard of a prosecutor who is sympathetic to other human beings. These are the front line soldiers in the 'Punishment Industry'. I think she would look really cool in a dominatrix outfit with whips and chains, and a riding crop, and lacy black lingerie.


Hatha

Horn
26th March 2014, 10:16 AM
I think she is a very opinionated, and beautiful decoy duck.

mick silver
26th March 2014, 12:04 PM
here she is horn just for you .... https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/6/66/Nyan-prosecutor_-_IRL_-_01.jpg

Horn
26th March 2014, 12:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO_sDtI2bYk

Horn
26th March 2014, 12:47 PM
http://memeguy.com/photos/images/natalia-poklonskaya-96738.png

Serpo
26th March 2014, 12:52 PM
Only uniform Ive ever liked.............http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607991464524713465&pid=15.1&H=120&W=160

Buddha
26th March 2014, 04:00 PM
hmmm... only 2 stars, I'll give her a third.

Does she actually command troops? LOL this is hilarious.

Platoon #'s 4 and 7, go to the Walgreens and get me some heavy flow pads, use a traditional pincer movment. Platoon #'s 2 and 3, bring the 5th armor brigade and get me some dark chocolate, don't fire unless they are out, milk chocolate is unacceptable.

Horn
26th March 2014, 05:32 PM
http://global3.memecdn.com/natalia-doge_c_2982749.jpg

Buddha
26th March 2014, 05:36 PM
oh God, we have /b/ memes here, I think my time is running out...

Horn
26th March 2014, 05:56 PM
oh God, we have /b/ memes here, I think my time is running out...

Oh come on Buddah, they are completely appropriate given these events.

6164

Buddha
26th March 2014, 06:12 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/720/365/655.jpg

Jewboo
29th January 2016, 05:03 PM
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1414/05/1414054321637.gif










:o

Cebu_4_2
29th January 2016, 06:45 PM
I'd tap that for sure.