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Cebu_4_2
31st March 2014, 03:24 AM
Strangest thing I saw so far today...

The Virtual Bay So, first we ditched the trackers.
We even got rid of the torrents.
Then we left the servers to enter the clouds.

Now, we're about to take the biggest step in our history.

As piracy is about to change from sharing of files into the sharing of everything, we're planning our departure from this earthly form. Preparing our final ascension into the transcendence. The final conflux.

No, this is no longer science fiction. With the next version of this humble venture, you'll be able to see, hear and feel everything that is a part of The Pirate Bay. How you use it is up to you.

In cooperation with russian, israeli and japanese neuro scientists, we are developing a device that will embrace your entire mind. Using laser projections directly onto the retina it'll no longer be any resolution but 100%. The sound will be delivered in a range from 12Hz to 79kHz and will cancel all noise from the outside world.

Using a simple plugin into the the brain, you will no longer only be able to see and hear a movie, a game or whatever it is you want. You'll be able to live it. Play the main character. Tweak any story in any way you want.

Using your brain power and nervous system, we will be able to speed things up. Every part of The Pirate Bay will be stored within you and everyone else that dares to participate in this step into the future. The more we are, the faster everything will be. Our scientists calculate that if we become at least 1 333 337 nodes, everything will be shared instantaneously.

Forget about the outside world. This is the new.

The Virtual Bay - 12/13/14

Glass
31st March 2014, 03:45 AM
hehe. I have "seen" this. in the past week in my mind. I thought f' what a good Idea. I thought it was mine. Seems not. I want to say what it will be but I'm hoping this is not what I think it is, then I can keep it to me for a little while longer.

What is 12/13/14?

Cebu_4_2
31st March 2014, 03:47 AM
What is 12/13/14?

Saturday? 12 days before Christmas?

mick silver
31st March 2014, 11:59 AM
it will not be long before i can take a trip and never leave the farm . are have i and just cant remember

Shami-Amourae
31st March 2014, 12:49 PM
It's an April Fools joke.

Original:
http://thepiratebay.se/blog/236

Cebu_4_2
31st March 2014, 02:39 PM
It's an April Fools joke.

Original:
http://thepiratebay.se/blog/236

Hmm... it must be tomorrow wherever they are cause it's still today here.

Glass
31st March 2014, 04:30 PM
well thats a relief. the idea I have could still be in mine head. April fools jokes don't work unless delivered before midday on the day. Before or afters a dud. at least that's the rules we are playing with down here.

Cebu_4_2
31st March 2014, 04:40 PM
GS-US is shutting down and will restart on another server and as another name. All forum posts will be saved in a cloud which you will never be able to edit or delete... But searchable for all eternity.