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Silver Rocket Bitches!
24th April 2014, 08:11 AM
The Alcohol, Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau has approved Palcohol, a powdered alcoholic drink mix, for sale and distribution.
Palcohol is exactly what it sounds like: Kool Aid for the 21+ set. (Don't worry, it's not actually affiliated with the Kraft Foods brand.) Simply add five ounces of water to the powder and enjoy a mixed drink that is “equal to a standard mixing drink” in strength. Created by Mark Phillips, a wine expert, the product took four years to get approved.
The powder comes in four flavors: Cosmopolitan, Mojito, Powderita (which apparently “tastes just like a margarita”), and Lemon Drop. In an email correspondence from the brand, we have confirmed that no pricing information is publicly available yet, because you can't actually buy it yet, and might not be able to for some time. However, a prior draft version of the Palcohol website (http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/alcohol-beverages-generally/powdered-alcohol) did allude that the product is marketing to cheapskates: “What’s worse than going to a concert, sporting event, etc. and having to pay $10, $15, $20 for a mixed drink with tax and tip. Are you kidding me?! Take Palcohol into the venue and enjoy a mixed drink for a fraction of the cost.” Because exactly what sporting events need is more drinking.
So, how did this thing actually get approved? Phillips told BevLaw that it took almost four years to get the approval, and that the TTB was very cautious. Because it contains liquor, even though it is a food product (the draft Palcohol site touts it as a potential seasoning for cooked food) it does not have to go through any FDA screening, only TTB.
It is unclear when Palcohol will hit shelves because the approval process is not quite over. Unlike food products where the labels are considered to be compliant unless proven otherwise, liquor product labels go through an extensive label approval process before they hit the market, and Palcohol's labels (http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/powder.pdf) seem to have hit a snag. The original labels caused a stir (pun intended) due to a discrepancy on fill level, or the amount of powder in the bag. As of 4:30 p.m. today, the TTB and Palcohol came to a “mutual agreement for [Palcohol] to surrender the labels.” (http://www.palcohol.com/home.html)
John D. Messinger, attorney at Lehrman Beverage Law (http://www.bevlaw.com/attorneys-messinger.php), explained in a phone interview with The Wire that not all is lost when a label is surrendered: “The TTB can put pressure on someone to surrender labels, a voluntary surrender of labels. The approvals belong to the permitee, like a driver’s license. The government can’t just take it away unless you go to court. The TTB can do that, but that would be a hearing process. To do it quickly, they put pressure on the permitee, saying ‘we need the label back’. I’m not sure what exactly happened in this insistence, but it appears that the TTB and the producer came to some kind of understanding and they surrendered the labels. I believe they will file new labels for approval.”
Palcohol is believed to the be first powdered liquor product of its kind in the United States, and the first Messingner has seen get this far in the approval process: “There may have been others 10, 20, 30 years ago, that were approved but did not get very far.”
Not that any of that will prevent the inevitable controversies that are sure to arise when parents find out about this newest innovation in drunkenness. Powdered booze will almost certainly join the glorious likes of Jell-O shots, alcoholic whipped cream, wine popsicles, and "alcopops" like Four Loko (http://alcoholjustice.org/campaigns/stop-alcopops.html) in the annals of questionable beverage options that just might appeal to teens. Not to mention the guys sprinkling it on their hot dogs at baseball games.

http://www.thewire.com/technology/2014/04/powdered-alcohol-is-now-mostly-legal/361006/

madfranks
24th April 2014, 08:59 AM
Simply add five ounces of water to the powder and enjoy a mixed drink that is “equal to a standard mixing drink” in strength

It may be equal in strength but I bet it tastes like shit.

Silver Rocket Bitches!
24th April 2014, 09:23 AM
Still tastes better than PBR.

Hitch
24th April 2014, 09:43 AM
It may be equal in strength but I bet it tastes like shit.

I like the idea, but wonder what other crappy ingredients are in the powder. HFCS anyone?

Hitch
24th April 2014, 01:19 PM
I looked into it a little more, and they claim the ingredients are powdered alcohol, natural flavors, and sucralose. Now sucralose is not good, but not as bad as hfcs, imo. This poduct looks pretty cool. Imagine going backpacking and having a mojito with your mountain house meal. Pretty damn cool. I'll give it a try if/when it comes out. Might make a good prep item too, small and lightweight.

http://www.palcohol.com/home.html

Ponce
24th April 2014, 01:28 PM
If you have an open package next to you, while driving a car, and once in a while you dip into it and touch your tongue....and a cop stops you and sees the open package, can he arrest you for powdering while driving?......powdered 402?

V

Hitch
24th April 2014, 01:31 PM
If you have an open package next to you, while driving a car, and once in a while you dip into it and touch your tongue....and a cop stops you and sees the open package, can he arrest you for powdering while driving?......powdered 402?

V

No, the cop will assume that powder is an illegal drug. Then he will hand cuff you, search the whole car, have the car towed, and the powder submitted as evidence in the police report arresting you of a crime.

Horn
24th April 2014, 01:36 PM
No, the cop will assume that powder is an illegal drug. Then he will hand cuff you, search the whole car, have the car towed, and the powder submitted as evidence in the police report arresting you of a crime.

Assuming you are on public property,

these powder packages may be handy when pulling into private driveways.

That way you can take a quick snuff before he reaches your vehicle on foot.

chad
24th April 2014, 01:37 PM
kids will sniff it and die.

Hitch
24th April 2014, 02:02 PM
The link I posted they give a warning that you shouldn't sniff it. Only darwin award contestants would do something like that anyway. It's an adult beverage and should be treated as such, responsibly.

Horn
24th April 2014, 02:18 PM
It's an adult beverage and should be treated as such, responsibly.

Wasn't it you that said wine and sailing go together?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zaysPrlyOw

Hitch
24th April 2014, 02:25 PM
Wasn't it you that said wine and sailing go together?

Yup, sure did. That and everyone swigs from a rum bottle upon departure. That's good luck, for a good sail.

Powdered wine, now that sounds great! :) Get to work on that, Horn.

Horn
24th April 2014, 02:31 PM
Do sailboats come with labels as to how many shots of rum they should be mixed with?

Hitch
24th April 2014, 02:48 PM
Do sailboats come with labels as to how many shots of rum they should be mixed with?

The labels are the sails, and the sheets.

The term "three sheets to the wind" comes to mind. If you can't handle your sheets, that's bad, and too many shots of rum. :)

Horn
24th April 2014, 08:14 PM
The labels are the sails, and the sheets.

The term "three sheets to the wind" comes to mind. If you can't handle your sheets, that's bad, and too many shots of rum. :)

You're getting better at this skipper.

JohnQPublic
24th April 2014, 08:17 PM
I had a similar idea years ago- dehydrated water. Comes in a package, real cheap. Just add water.

VX1
25th April 2014, 01:05 AM
I had a similar idea years ago- dehydrated water. Comes in a package, real cheap. Just add water.
Bottled dehydrated water, now that's where the money is.