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Ponce
8th May 2014, 09:20 AM
A mummy..........

A doctor named Kurt Mikat from Windermere, Florida was granted this patent yesterday for a sealed burial chamber with a vacuum pump to pump all the gas or water vapor from the interior, which is supposed to dry out the corpse, and prevent any further decomposition.

So what is the plan for the device patented under the title “Method and Apparatus for Preserving Human and Animal Remains?" Well, the blog Improbable Research discovered that Mikat is actually starting a small business in the greater Orlando area called “Everlasting Preservation Systems,” which will use this patented process for exactly what you imagine.

It'd be easy to chalk this up to living so close to the rumored hiding place of Walt Disney's frozen head causing one to look at death and decay differently. But the Everlasting Preservation Systems gives a different reason, actually making an appeal to the environment, which I didn't see coming.

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A diamond......

Rinaldo Willy's job is to transform dead people into precious stones.

Willy, 33, is the founder and CEO of Algordanza, a peculiar funeral home based in the lovely town of Domat/Ems in western Switzerland. Algordanza—which in the local Romansch language means “remembrance”—is one of the leaders in the production of so called “memorial diamonds.” If you fancy a blinged-out eternal sleep, Algordanza will put the latest technologies at your service to convert your ashes into a synthetic diamond.

The price for this transfiguration ranges between 4,500 and 20,000 Swiss francs ($5,000-$22,000), depending on how big a diamond you want to become. That includes the packaging of your shiny remains into what the firm’s website describes as a “noble wooden box.” But it will then be up to your loved ones to decide whether to leave you in your noble box or put you on a ring or pendant so they can carry you around with them.

Every year, 850 former-people enter Algordanza’s laboratory to emerge some years later as a precious gem. While shortage of land and increasing population are calling the traditional cemetery model into question, perhaps the future of corpse management could lie in this unusual blend of mortuary science and jewelry.

To further investigate, I caught up with the man himself, Rinaldo Willy.

Motherboard: So, can you tell us how you got the idea of making diamonds from corpses?

The idea first struck me ten years ago, when I was a student of economics. One of my teachers gave me an article by a Russian scientist to read; it was about the production of synthetic diamonds to be used in the semiconductor industry. The article explained how such diamonds could be made from ashes, and I misinterpreted it, thinking it was referring to human ashes–while in fact it was talking about vegetable ashes.

I liked the idea, and I asked my teacher for more information on that process of transforming human ashes into diamonds. He quickly told me that I had got the whole thing wrong. But he found that my mistake was quite intriguing, so he got in touch with the author of the article, who just happened to have some diamond-making machines here in Switzerland. Together, we started to set up what would become Algordanza.

Dogman
8th May 2014, 10:00 AM
Most mum's I know just love diamonds!

Win, Win!

Neuro
8th May 2014, 10:20 AM
Algordanza...

If this is not an invitation to Al Gore to reduce his carbon footprint, I don't know what is. Heck I'll chip in if he is put in the vacuum chamber ASAP. I'll pledge $ 1,000! Maybe we could send him a gift card with an expiry date at lets say the summer solstice, and put the cash in an escrow account to show we are making a serious offer!

Come on he is worth it!:)

madfranks
8th May 2014, 12:47 PM
There's something macabre about turning your dead mom/dad/whatev into a diamond that you can wear. If I lost my parents, I would rather grieve and let time heal than wear their physical remains on a ring every day.

midnight rambler
8th May 2014, 12:51 PM
There is no such thing as death, we only shed the mortal coil, so it really won't make a shit to me what happens to my remains when I pass from this very strange world.

Neuro
8th May 2014, 12:52 PM
There's something macabre about turning your dead mom/dad/whatev into a diamond that you can wear. If I lost my parents, I would rather grieve and let time heal than wear their physical remains on a ring every day.
I agree, but to have an Algore-diamond forever is priceless. Come on chip in!

milehi
8th May 2014, 01:31 PM
There is no such thing as death, we only shed the mortal coil, so it really won't make a shit to me what happens to my remains when I pass from this very strange world.

This is true. I was mountainbiking in a remote part of the Sierra. It was 115* out with no breeze, just dead air and I had severe heat stroke. I had already ditched my bike and was down climbing a canyon trying to get to a road. My brain had already stopped working and I couldnt complete a thought. Except for one. Should I stash my body so the critters couldnt rip it apart? Or should I leave it in the open for recovery so the was family closure. (At the time I never bothered to tell anyone where I was)Right then I realized my body was only a vessel and there was no fear.

Neuro
8th May 2014, 01:45 PM
Milehi? How did you survive?

Dogman
8th May 2014, 01:55 PM
Milehi? How did you survive?
He did not!


He is a ghost in the machine!




6343


;D

Libertarian_Guard
8th May 2014, 02:23 PM
A few years back I went to the beach by myself, there were lots of other people swimming, but none were out much past standing up depth. When I was younger I was a very good swimmer, so out I went, way out and did my thing back and forth between the lifeguard area. No problem.

A week or so later I went back to the beach with my wife and her sister, the waves were a bit rougher, but I was confident. Big problem! I bit off more than I could chew. Unknowingly I got caught in the undertow on the way in. I fought against it with all I had. Much of the way thinking 'is this how it all ends?' The lifeguards were watching me, but I didn't know that you must wave your hands in the air in order to get help. I eventually made it in on my own, but I was SCARED and exhausted. After I got back to the beach blanket my wife asked me if I was alright, she knew I was shaken-up.

When you're fighting for your life, it can be a panic stricken event. Think about a fire.

Neuro
8th May 2014, 02:45 PM
A few years back I went to the beach by myself, there were lots of other people swimming, but none were out much past standing up depth. When I was younger I was a very good swimmer, so out I went, way out and did my thing back and forth between the lifeguard area. No problem.

A week or so later I went back to the beach with my wife and her sister, the waves were a bit rougher, but I was confident. Big problem! I bit off more than I could chew. Unknowingly I got caught in the undertow on the way in. I fought against it with all I had. Much of the way thinking 'is this how it all ends?' The lifeguards were watching me, but I didn't know that you must wave your hands in the air in order to get help. I eventually made it in on my own, but I was SCARED and exhausted. After I got back to the beach blanket my wife asked me if I was alright, she knew I was shaken-up.

When you're fighting for your life, it can be a panic stricken event. Think about a fire.
If you get caught in a rip current you swim sideways until you are out of it, then you can swim in. Remember that!

milehi
8th May 2014, 02:52 PM
Milehi? How did you survive?

Just after I was comfortable with death, I saw the top of a telephone pole and knew I was good. I made it to the highway and passed out. A local picked me up and took me to the hospital. I was in such bad shape I couldnt even sign myself in and spent the night in the ER.

It was a bad weekend. The day I arrived, I was stung by a swarm of bees. The next day, a girl was swept down the river. I tried to save her but she was just out of grasp. I was wisked down 400 yards of rapids before I pulled myself out. Luckily for the girl my brother was able to get to her. She climbed on top of his head and scratched the shit out of his face. He punched her in the side of her head and saved her. The Kern River is no joke. I learn the hard way. Just last July I spent another 13 hours in the same ER for the same thing.

Libertarian_Guard
8th May 2014, 03:06 PM
If you get caught in a rip current you swim sideways until you are out of it, then you can swim in. Remember that!

I could not recognize that I was caught in the undertow. In hindsight I should have known, because waves kept breaking over my head, washing me and pushing me under and out. I was likely swimming in pretty much the same spot for several LONG minutes.

In my mind I just needed to swim in a few feet and I would be able to stand-up. It was pure luck that I didn't take water into my lungs.

mick silver
8th May 2014, 03:56 PM
ive been in a few fights and did not know if i was going to make it back home alive , at that point it made you stronger and fight harder just to make it back home . i still dream about that shit some times

Neuro
8th May 2014, 04:58 PM
I could not recognize that I was caught in the undertow. In hindsight I should have known, because waves kept breaking over my head, washing me and pushing me under and out. I was likely swimming in pretty much the same spot for several LONG minutes.

In my mind I just needed to swim in a few feet and I would be able to stand-up. It was pure luck that I didn't take water into my lungs.
This is important to recognize. You may not actually believe you are in the undertow!

Santa
8th May 2014, 05:24 PM
I'd like to be compressed into a small artificial diamond and added to a sheet of sandpaper, so I could continue to rub things the wrong way. :)

milehi
8th May 2014, 05:50 PM
If I should pass with my body intact, I'd like to be melted down and spread. I think the burial process is selfesh and don't want to take up any real estate.

Neuro
8th May 2014, 07:44 PM
Make me soap and lampshades!

Hitch
8th May 2014, 08:23 PM
I would like to be buried at sea. At work, we sometimes escort an old Navy ship from WWII from the dock, out on their cruise, then back into the dock. The ship's crew has an average age around 70 years old. When a shipmate died, they would take the ship out and do a burial at sea, spread the ashes off the stern. This ship was part of the Normandy invasion. The brotherhood over the years is still there today.