Completing The Circuit

[palani]

"Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it forms into lightning, which is attracted to the Earth by golfers. After entering the ground, the electricity hardens into coal, which, when dug up by power companies and burned in big ovens called 'generators,' turns back into electricity...where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for beer, which passes through the consumers and back into the ground, thus completing what is known as a "circuit"........Dave Barry

[Dogman]

Good one.

:)

[Horn]

I'm confused, wouldn't you need to at least piss off from an airplane and into the clouds?

Sorry if I'm being too technical.

[Glass]

what ever you do, don't whiz on the electric fence.

[palani]

Lightning is also attracted to bicyclists as well as golfers but it is well known among them that the circuit cannot be completed if you ride with one hand in your pocket.

[Horn]

Talk about completing the circuit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQrlDzqUCA

No do.