iWatch question?

[EE_]

When I get my new Apple iWatchu, what hand/wrist should I wear it on? The bible says I should receive my chip in my right hand, but I'm right handed and it may be hard to work the controls. What to do, what to do?

http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/iwatchc_martinhajek_clean_31.jpg

[Dogman]

Be true hell trying to operate the controls with your off hand.


I will keep my Timex.



Rabble rouser !

;D

[Neuro]

Apple spywatch... They'll monitor your physiological reaction (pulse, skin moisture and blood pressure) with the websites you visit, and phone conversations you have, so you can be convicted of pre-crime, and introduce your greatest fear as torture method. Big brother will have a far better understanding of you than yourself or your mother. In the beginning you'll just help them with the research effort if you get one of these...

[EE_]

Apple spywatch... They'll monitor your physiological reaction (pulse, skin moisture and blood pressure) with the websites you visit, and phone conversations you have, so you can be convicted of pre-crime, and introduce your greatest fear as torture method. Big brother will have a far better understanding of you than yourself or your mother. In the beginning you'll just help them with the research effort if you get one of these...

the world is lining up for these...what's not to like?

http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzA5LzA1LzQ4L0xpbmUuYzBlYmUuanBnCnAJdGh1bW IJOTUweDUzNCMKZQlqcGc/a5bd1d0c/155/Line.jpg

[Libertytree]

This works better :)

http://media.barproducts.com/catalog/product/cache/2/image/500x500/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/i/sign-8-beer30.jpg

[Dogman]

Like that!

What time is good for you?

Oh about 6 beer thirty!

[Neuro]

Like that!

What time is good for you?

Oh about 6 beer thirty!
Beer burpy?

[Dogman]

Beer burpy? International 24 hour clock time would be a hoot!

One case a day with no repeats!

[Libertytree]

International 24 hour clock time would be a hoot!

One case a day with no repeats!

WTF? You trying to kill me? lmao

[madfranks]

Apple Watch: An NSA Tracking Device for the Upper Middle Class (http://teapartyeconomist.com/2014/09/10/apple-watch-nsa-tracking-device-upper-middle-class/)

[Dogman]

WTF? You trying to kill me? lmao Friend you started this shit, deal with it, or try and live up to it......Grin!

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6745&stc=1

[Libertytree]

Friend you started this shit, deal with it, or try and live up to it......Grin!

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6745&stc=1

Alright, you talked me into it....bigger GRIN!

[Dogman]

Your way too easy!

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6745&stc=1

[Libertytree]

Your way too easy!

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6745&stc=1

Path of least resistance and much happiness :)

[Dogman]

Path of least resistance and much happiness :) Kudos!

Very ZEN!

[Neuro]

International 24 hour clock time would be a hoot!

One case a day with no repeats!
I suppose one could redefine time also, where one case drunken equals to one day, and each beer an hour, no matter how quick or slow one drinks, you go under Dogman beer standard time, don't you dare losing track of time now! And you don't even need your timex anymore! :)

[Libertytree]

I suppose one could redefine time also, where one case drunken equals to one day, and each beer an hour, no matter how quick or slow one drinks, you go under Dogman beer standard time, don't you dare losing track of time now! And you don't even need your timex anymore! :)

You must be using new math...a beer an hour? Seems stingy and hateful. If you finish a beer in 40 mins do ya have to go thirsty for the remaining 20 mins?

[Dogman]

I suppose one could redefine time also, where one case drunken equals to one day, and each beer an hour, no matter how quick or slow one drinks, you go under Dogman beer standard time, don't you dare losing track of time now! And you don't even need your timex anymore! :)


OK, PUNK! http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6746&stc=1

This is a drinking game that I got taught by a senor chief master Sergent that was my boss at the time when in the USAF.

He matched me!

You opened "this" door that involves time!

Get your favorite brand 6-pack!

And drink one shot glass (One ounce) of beer per minute for one hour!

I was young and stupid and took him up on the bet.

Next morning at roll call, he showed up bright and chipper, with creases on his uniform parade ground ready!

I matched him!

Knew of his tricks, he has suckered many into his "game".

If you looked/acted hung over or your uniform was shoddy and then he pulled a Barack inspection on his victim and then would gleefully write them up for their "sins" then the rest of the day the victim was given the nastiness jobs in the section.

I can handle my beer, its the hard stuff that is the problem with me.

Senor Chief Master Sergent "Robby B. Jones" was both evil incarnadine and the best dam man I had the honor to serve with and ever know.


Edit:

BTW!

Have not wore a watch in close 9 years, get my time from my tablet when out and about.

I do not live by the "clock" anymore!

;)

[Neuro]

You must be using new math...a beer an hour? Seems stingy and hateful. If you finish a beer in 40 mins do ya have to go thirsty for the remaining 20 mins?
No the hour is still 60 minutes, it's just that each minute is shorter in your example... This system is more fair to the Svalbardian coal miners than natural time, though I did learn when I was there that they have alcohol rationing, though no alcohol taxes.

[Libertytree]

No the hour is still 60 minutes, it's just that each minute is shorter in your example...

So, does that mean the day is shorter or longer? :)

[Neuro]

So, does that mean the day is shorter or longer? :)
Yes! ;D

[Dogman]

So, does that mean the day is shorter or longer? :)


Yes! ;D

Rotflafao!