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10th September 2014, 05:01 PM
DHS will ask stores to watch customers’ buying habits for terrorist clues
By Stephen Dinan - The Washington Times - Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said his department will be issuing new guidance to retailers this week giving them pointers on how to spot potential terrorists among their customers by looking at what they’re buying.

While saying the government cannot prohibit sales of some everyday materials, Mr. Johnson said retailers should be trained to look for anyone who buys a lot from what he described as a “long list of materials that could be used as explosive precursors.”

He said it was an extension of the “If you see something, say something” campaign launched by his predecessor, former Secretary Janet Napolitano, which tries to enlist average Americans to be aware of their immediate environment.

“We can’t and we shouldn’t prohibit the sale of a pressure cooker. We can sensitize retail businesses to be on guard for suspicious behavior by those who buy this kind of stuff,” Mr. Johnson said during a question-and-answer session after a speech at the Council on Foreign Relations.

Other than pressure cookers, Mr. Johnson did not say what other products might appear on the guidance that will be sent to retailers.

Mr. Johnson said he is aware of the tenuous balance between security and freedom, and does not want to upset it with his moves.

He also said there is no current credible information indicating that Islamic State militants, who are on the advance in Iraq and Syria, are plotting immediate attacks in the U.S.

He said, though, that there is a potential long-term threat, particularly given the number of foreign fighters from countries that have visa waiver privileges from the U.S.

He said the government should be looking for patterns in someone’s travel or purchasing that raise questions — particularly if they are buying what he called “explosive precursors.”

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Serpo
10th September 2014, 05:54 PM
also

underpants .....under wear bomber

mobile phones ......every terrorist needs one for detonation

shoes ......shoe bomber

Dogman
10th September 2014, 05:56 PM
Soon or already here knitted RDX clothing with a smell proof coating!

osoab
10th September 2014, 07:48 PM
also

underpants .....under wear bomber (Intelligence Agency Supplied)

mobile phones ......every terrorist needs one for detonation (Barry phone)

shoes ......shoe bomber (picked from George and Hillary's stages)

fucking added text.

Cebu_4_2
10th September 2014, 07:58 PM
Ultimate Shoe Bomber:


http://youtu.be/HWt3-kPBQ4A

http://youtu.be/HWt3-kPBQ4A

mick silver
11th September 2014, 09:01 AM
whats this called when they tell you what you can an cannot do

Hitch
11th September 2014, 09:53 AM
whats this called when they tell you what you can an cannot do

Tyranny. I bought my pressure cooker off of craigslist. I feel like such a criminal!!

mick silver
11th September 2014, 11:10 AM
I think I am going to start a UTOPIAN , can I tax the one's I let in

gunDriller
11th September 2014, 04:04 PM
Soon or already here knitted RDX clothing with a smell proof coating!

That's got to be on the top 10 list of things not to talk about in airport security lines.


I can see some mischievous programmer naming their code using the names of high explosives and airplanes. So then 2 programmers talking about it will use combinations like

(dynamite(747) X);
return void;

Imagine if a popular program like Linux adopted this practice. The DHS would get billions of leads and red-flags, 'false positives' as it were. They would be knocking on people's doors and hearing things like, "Don't bother me, I just upgraded to Ubuntu 15, it's not my fault they got wierd function names."

Although a project like this would take some very brave and well-prepared programmers and early adopters, it could put a dent in the NSA's ability to ruin our lives.

You could have a full outlaw version with naughty comments like
//** Israel did 9-11 **//
(it's been a while, I forget sentence punctuation rules ... but I hope you get the idea. :) )

palani
11th September 2014, 04:32 PM
Craigslist ad: Wanted. Pressure cooker that will fit my backpack. I like to go camping a lot and enjoy homecooked meals.

Dogman
11th September 2014, 04:56 PM
That's got to be on the top 10 list of things not to talk about in airport security lines.

I can see some mischievous programmer naming their code using the names of high explosives and airplanes. So then 2 programmers talking about it will use combinations like

(dynamite(747) X);
return void;

Imagine if a popular program like Linux adopted this practice. The DHS would get billions of leads and red-flags, 'false positives' as it were. They would be knocking on people's doors and hearing things like, "Don't bother me, I just upgraded to Ubuntu 15, it's not my fault they got wierd function names."

Although a project like this would take some very brave and well-prepared programmers and early adopters, it could put a dent in the NSA's ability to ruin our lives.

You could have a full outlaw version with naughty comments like
//** Israel did 9-11 **//
(it's been a while, I forget sentence punctuation rules ... but I hope you get the idea. :) )

Yes I did, no problem!

Lmfao

It for dam sure would screw with their minds! Force them to mod their filters!

Loving it!

Serpo
11th September 2014, 04:58 PM
http://www.busaheba.org/Busaheba/25th%20Issue/Kitchen/Kitchen_files/Kuhn-Rikon-3344-pressure-cooker-pressure-regulator-e1337600273289.jpg

WMD..............................Especially if the Auntie is doing the cooking.....................hehe