THE HORROR - Apple pulls iOS update after widespread reports of disabled phones

[General of Darkness]

People are going to start jumping off building.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102029606

[EE_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoUJqH3SGwY

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Apple%20Faggot
1.
Apple Faggot
Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Tim Cook. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.

John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!
by vlad88667 March 13, 2010
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Merch

2.
Apple Faggot
Someone who brings apples to work in their lunch box.
"Hey look, Steve brought an apple to work. What an Apple Faggot."

[crimethink]

iDIOTS. LOL

[crimethink]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Apple%20Faggot
1.
Apple Faggot
Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Tim Cook. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.


http://www.thelogomix.com/files/u2/second-apple-logo.jpg

Rumor has it that Jobs picked the apple logo as a tribute to pederast (homosexual pedophile) Alan Turing, who committed suicide by eating a poisoned apple. Hence, the bite taken out. Apple the corporation denies this, of course.

[Neuro]

Luckily I managed to download it before they pulled it. Now I have the universe at my fingertips Whohahahahaaaaa! You mortals WILL die!

[crimethink]

Luckily I managed to download it before they pulled it. Now I have the universe at my fingertips Whohahahahaaaaa! You mortals WILL die!

Make sure you use the Wave charging feature before conquering us.

[Neuro]

Make sure you use the Wave charging feature before conquering us.
I can monitor Obama's heart rate.... Hmmm lemme see if I can tweak it also, must be an app for that too...

[Serpo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/24/1411522661018_Image_galleryImage_It_has_been_revea led_that.JPG

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2767465/On-bend-er-Just-days-iPhone-6-Plus-launched-come-reports-bends-leave-pocket-long.html

[Neuro]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/24/1411522661018_Image_galleryImage_It_has_been_revea led_that.JPG

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2767465/On-bend-er-Just-days-iPhone-6-Plus-launched-come-reports-bends-leave-pocket-long.html
Complaints, complaints, complaints you just need to superglue a 100 oz Ag bar to the backside and it won't bend, remember to drill a hole for the camera!

[crimethink]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/24/1411522661018_Image_galleryImage_It_has_been_revea led_that.JPG

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2767465/On-bend-er-Just-days-iPhone-6-Plus-launched-come-reports-bends-leave-pocket-long.html

Sent to me by my daughter:

http://img.theepochtimes.com/n3/eet-content/uploads/2014/09/24/o9zTE0t-480x426.png

[Glass]

I used to have a flip fone back in the day when it was hip. Apple didn't make flips back then so I'm ok. This would appear to be a value add. The release of a new apple is often a time splattered with moments of hilarity but it's unkind to laugh at the disabled. Remember boys and girls; stupid doesn't know it's stupid.

sent from my iFold

[Ares]

Apple as a company has never been creative or all that innovative. Only when Steve Jobs was at the helm dragging them kicking and screaming did the company produce anything that was innovative and or creative. I'm far from an apple fan boy, I absolutely HATE the Mac OS X platform. It's nothing but a bastardized Unix system with a shinny GUI. But I admit, even I was impressed when the iPhone came out in 2007. Up until that point if you wanted a smartphone to be able to get e-mail it was a Blackberry. 7 years later and Blackberry is all but dead. They just haven't realized it yet.

Without someone leading and forcing them to work and innovate, Apple will be right where they were in 1997. Just about 6 months shy of filing for bankruptcy. iOS8 is testament to their lack of innovation, testing, foresight, and coding ability. If Android, or Microsoft released an update like this you would see Google or Microsoft getting hammered by negative press (Just ask Microsoft how the Microsoft Pro tablet sales went in 2012 with Windows 8 for reference, hence it was a billion dollar write off, and Steve Ballmer ended up resigning.)

So in about 2-3 years, someone can probably make a killing shorting Apple's stock.

[Glass]

So in about 2-3 years, someone can probably make a killing shorting Apple's stock.

yes but only if the US.gov stop pomo'ing it.

[Horn]

Well I guess it had to happen sooner or later,

Apple will go down in a flame swirling tailspin henceforth.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znK652H6yQM

[Neuro]

Make something a large surface area, thin, lightweight in a malleable material and it can bend if you apply a force on it, where it is weakest... Duh! Simple Newtonian physics brought Apple down. The casing should have been cast Iron...

[Horn]

Make something a large surface area, thin, lightweight in a malleable material and it can bend if you apply a force on it, where it is weakest... Duh! Simple Newtonian physics brought Apple down. The casing should have been cast Iron...

It just needs some structural ribs designed into, but that would be too manly for Apple.

[Neuro]

It just needs some structural ribs designed into, but that would be too manly for Apple.
I thought ribs were the essence of femininity... But yes true...

[still afloat]

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6811&stc=1
Here is the solution , the itack .
Simply apply with glue to the surface of the iPhone thus preventing the placement of the phone in the back pocket and sitting on it. Change in behavior would eliminate the problem as well, change from text - sit - text - sit - text - sit, to one mass text "I'm going to do something productive" then eliminating the remaining text-sit.