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Cebu_4_2
8th October 2014, 07:18 PM
Menu From a 1912 London Brothel
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/80e669baf91540cffe52c9db54147c2f/200884151/brothel-menu.jpg

govcheetos
8th October 2014, 07:31 PM
Since there's no discount for cash, run me a tab then.

milehi
8th October 2014, 07:33 PM
I'll take the lot.

Hitch
8th October 2014, 07:51 PM
Wow, that's quite a menu!

Cebu_4_2
8th October 2014, 07:53 PM
Not allowed now, illegal.

midnight rambler
8th October 2014, 08:42 PM
The 30£ item must be the house special.

crimethink
8th October 2014, 08:44 PM
If it's from a London brothel, why is it in Dollars ("$3.50")?

BrewTech
8th October 2014, 09:40 PM
If it's from a London brothel, why is it in Dollars ("$3.50")?

If this question can just be answered, I will feel much better about having clicked on this thread.

crimethink
8th October 2014, 09:47 PM
http://karenstollznow.com/this-is-not-a-menu-from-a-1912-london-brothel/

It's a hoax. The evidence is in the first line: "Mrs. FAT asse."

expat4ever
8th October 2014, 10:13 PM
I cant imagine having wind blown up my ass hole with a goose quill is worth 30.00 today or any other day.

crimethink
8th October 2014, 10:15 PM
I cant imagine having wind blown up my ass hole with a goose quill is worth 30.00 today or any other day.

I suspect a Jewish punk created it with Photoshop, using his own degenerate fantasies as the "menu," with a few variants added for aura of reality.

WTF is with the anal fetish of so many nowadays? Must be a Talmud thing.

Glass
9th October 2014, 12:39 AM
yes the language and terminology struck me as being fairly modern.

Half Sense
9th October 2014, 01:12 AM
I thought it was the script for Seth Rogan's next "comedy".

Serpo
9th October 2014, 01:34 AM
I thought it was the script for Seth Rogan's next "comedy".

It is.......

madfranks
9th October 2014, 08:29 AM
http://karenstollznow.com/this-is-not-a-menu-from-a-1912-london-brothel/

It's a hoax. The evidence is in the first line: "Mrs. FAT asse."

Ha! I didn't notice that the first time!!

Cebu_4_2
9th October 2014, 02:35 PM
http://karenstollznow.com/this-is-not-a-menu-from-a-1912-london-brothel/

It's a hoax. The evidence is in the first line: "Mrs. FAT asse."

WHy you shitting all over my parade?

JK

crimethink
9th October 2014, 02:40 PM
WHy you shitting all over my parade?

JK

That will be $6.50.

Cebu_4_2
9th October 2014, 03:12 PM
That will be $6.50.

Does that come with the option of a goose quill?

Hitch
9th October 2014, 03:18 PM
Call me naïve...but wtf is a goose quill?

Dogman
9th October 2014, 03:24 PM
Call me naïve...but wtf is a goose quill?


Some here are kinky!


;)

crimethink
9th October 2014, 03:33 PM
Call me naïve...but wtf is a goose quill?

Shut up and stop asking questions while you are ahead. What has been visualized cannot be unvisualized.

crimethink
9th October 2014, 03:34 PM
Does that come with the option of a goose quill?

The whole goose is free.

BrewTech
9th October 2014, 04:39 PM
Is that where the term "getting goosed" came from? Serious question...just occurred to me...

crimethink
9th October 2014, 06:28 PM
Is that where the term "getting goosed" came from? Serious question...just occurred to me...

I love linguistics & etymologies, but I'm not sure I want to research this.

Cebu_4_2
9th October 2014, 08:01 PM
I love linguistics & etymologies, but I'm not sure I want to research this.

There might be something to this but not sure the wife will partake. Hard to accomplish alone.

BrewTech
9th October 2014, 09:42 PM
There might be something to this but not sure the wife will partake. Hard to accomplish alone.
Aww come on! Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? :)

Cebu_4_2
10th October 2014, 03:45 PM
Not expensive:
http://www.mudhole.com/Fly-Tying/Feathers/Goose-Quills-Pair

Various scientific and medical organizations worldwide began offering prizes for acceptable means of determining death. Antoine Louis proposed that an enema of tobacco smoke would do the trick. A physician placed a tube in the body’s anus, then took in a bit of tobacco smoke from his pipe and blew it forcefully into the back end of the recently deceased. In 1784, Dr. P.J.B. Previnaire improved on the idea by constructing an elaborate smoke enema apparatus called Der Doppelblaser. It consisted of a series of pipes - one end thrust into the anus of the supposed corpse and the other attached by a powerful bellows to a stove full of tobacco smoke. Though the practice didn’t enjoy much longevity, it did contribute to an expression we still use today: “blow smoke up your ass.”




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