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madfranks
14th October 2014, 07:49 PM
Link Here (http://www.theonion.com/articles/police-pleasantly-surprised-to-learn-man-they-shot,37170/)

LEXINGTON, KY—Following a pedestrian stop Monday night during which they fired their weapons on a suspicious individual, patrol officers for the Fayette County Police Department were pleasantly surprised to discover the man they shot was armed, sources confirmed. “Well, what do you know—he really was carrying a gun,” said officer Dustin Hayes, smiling upon finding a 9mm pistol on the body of the 23-year-old individual shortly after the policeman and his partner discharged their firearms a total of 19 times. “I honestly had no idea if he had a handgun, so it’s pretty great to find one right there tucked into his waistband. This makes the rest of our week a whole lot easier.” Officers said they were further relieved after discovering the man had a petty theft charge on his record, ensuring they were 100 percent off the hook

Ares
14th October 2014, 07:52 PM
LOL The Onion. Almost bought this as reality instead of satire.

Hitch
14th October 2014, 08:10 PM
Sounds like Arizona cops, shooting up houses and all. He must have come from a long line of frontiersman...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmzbHUdNxfQ

Ponce
14th October 2014, 08:26 PM
The new law......."Have a gun, even with a permit, and we can shoot you dead"

V

Hatha Sunahara
14th October 2014, 08:39 PM
The new policy......."Have a gun, even with a permit, and we can shoot you dead"

V

There, I fixed it for you.


Hatha

mick silver
15th October 2014, 08:43 AM
I live in the state and have not heard this yet .

BrewTech
15th October 2014, 01:20 PM
I live in the state and have not heard this yet .

It's an Onion article, Mick. Satire. As always.