Cannabis Products

[EE_]

I was watching a program last night on the cannabis convention in Colorado. I was amazed at the vast array of products they are putting cannabis oil in.

I thought I'd come up with a few of my own. Maybe they already make them?

cannabis Viagra - Get stoned to the boner!
cannabis ketchup and mustard
cannabis salt and pepper
cannabis Tampons - For a high hoohah
cannabis vaginal itch cream
cannabis novelty baby food (for adults)
cannabis meat tenderizer - A new way to beat your meat
cannabis Cheerios - Breakfast of under-achievers!
cannabis suppositories - Butt candy
cannabis Exlax - That's how I spell relief!
cannabis condoms - You'll be fucking high!
cannabis Georgia pine needle tea - Get high as a Georgia Pine!
cannabis novelty dog treats (for adults)
cannabis Ensure - You won't know you're getting old
cannabis underarm deodorant - Who cares if they see ya sweat
cannabis Visine eye drops - gets the Red in!
cannabis aspirin
cannabis edible underwear
cannabis bread - To get toasted
cannabis vitamins - A healthy high
cannabis toothpaste - You won't stop smiling!

Add your ideas, maybe we can in on the action?

[crimethink]

High-THC cannabis or "hemp"? I would never endorse things like high-THC cannabis condiments. High-THC cannabis is medicine, not a mundane food.

[EE_]

High-THC cannabis or "hemp"? I would never endorse things like high-THC cannabis condiments. High-THC cannabis is medicine, not a mundane food.

They don't have to call high-THC cannabis 'medicine' anymore in Colorado, they won the battle.
It's for recreation and for profit.

I was just trying to find the few items they've missed.

I think there's still a few childrens items they haven't spiked yet.
Flintstone children vitamines? Children's cherry cough syrup?

They already have condiments, coconut oil, butter, vinegar, mayo, on and on. It's being put in all foods.
http://cannabiscondiments.com/

They're Magically Delicious!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzpscTwZt1qk405wo1_500.jpg

[old steel]

I was watching a program last night on the cannabis convention in Colorado. I was amazed at the vast array of products they are putting cannabis oil in.

I thought I'd come up with a few of my own. Maybe they already make them?




cannabis aspirin

Add your ideas, maybe we can in on the action?



This is absolutely true x100. If you have a headache, after a few hits it is totally gone, instantly.

I'm convinced this herb will eventually make many pharmaceutical drugs obsolete.

[gunDriller]

This is absolutely true x100. If you have a headache, after a few hits it is totally gone, instantly.

I'm convinced this herb will eventually make many pharmaceutical drugs obsolete.


we're not talking about legalizing, exactly.


it's more like re-legalizing.

I don't have a LOT of time to research pharma. history.

But I'm pretty sure that until the big Reefer Madness Sweep in the 1930's, i.e. the first 160 years of the nation's history, preparations & tinctures of 3 drugs were the most commonly proscribed meds.

Those 3 drugs were -
Cannabis
Opiates
Cocaine derivatives.

Also, speed was available by prescription. I don't know how it ranked by usage.


For a few months in 1985 or so I had a case of "my boss stabbed me in the back in front of his boss" related heartburn. I got a prescription for Tagamet & Zantac. Then my neighbor just shared some weed with me. Then my neighbor on the other side, who was a chef, shared 2 1/2 pounds of butter he had made using 10 pounds of butter, and 1 1/2 pounds of sinse.

Those were much better heartburn medicines. :)

[EE_]

we're not talking about legalizing, exactly.


it's more like re-legalizing.

I don't have a LOT of time to research pharma. history.

But I'm pretty sure that until the big Reefer Madness Sweep in the 1930's, i.e. the first 160 years of the nation's history, preparations & tinctures of 3 drugs were the most commonly proscribed meds.

Those 3 drugs were -
Cannabis
Opiates
Cocaine derivatives.

Also, speed was available by prescription. I don't know how it ranked by usage.


For a few months in 1985 or so I had a case of "my boss stabbed me in the back in front of his boss" related heartburn. I got a prescription for Tagamet & Zantac. Then my neighbor just shared some weed with me. Then my neighbor on the other side, who was a chef, shared 2 1/2 pounds of butter he had made using 10 pounds of butter, and 1 1/2 pounds of sinse.

Those were much better heartburn medicines. :)

What happened to these? Why hasn't some chemist reproduced them for the black market?

http://cdn.postgradproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/d99938954b76a4c1c4f84a7cbd94395c.jpg

[gunDriller]

What happened to these? Why hasn't some chemist reproduced them for the black market?



I never thought of Quaaludes as being healthy, but then I've never read much about it.

I've seen cocaine, cannabis, and opiates used daily by healthy people. (not concentrated cocaine, and the opiate was morphine for a guy I knew in Canada. He managed an apartment building and was very clear-minded.)

Is Quaalude similar to Valium ?


There's a website named "Erowid" where they have synthesis instructions, but the chemistry tends to be very heavy-duty. The recipe's & Stoichiometry I've looked at used chemicals like "LiH4", a Lithium Hydride of some kind.

You could look it up, almost all the chemicals listed at Erowid are available at places like Sigma-Aldrich, for example.

But good luck getting Sigma-Aldrich to sell to you. Or if you have a business, you could order it, but that could be difficult for some employees.

So I'd say that's the main problem with homebrew chemistry. The task becomes more complex than that of an industry chemist, because they don't have to synthesize their input chemicals.

You have to be even smarter than an industry chemist to replicate a process homebrew. You'd be sitting there with Lithium batteries and water, performing electrolysis to get the hydrogen. 3 months or 6 months to obtain Lithium Hydride, when the industry chemist just buys it off the shelf.

[osoab]

What happened to these? Why hasn't some chemist reproduced them for the black market?

http://cdn.postgradproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/d99938954b76a4c1c4f84a7cbd94395c.jpg

I doubt you have ever heard Pork, but give his version a listen. The guy was a hoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-WFJzTj4A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-WFJzTj4A

[crimethink]

They don't have to call high-THC cannabis 'medicine' anymore in Colorado, they won the battle.
It's for recreation and for profit.

I realize that, and it's not my point. High-THC cannabis is medicine, period, "legal" or not. It shouldn't be used as mundane food. Being high all the time merely for "recreation" is not beneficial to anyone.