StreetsOfGold
9th December 2014, 12:13 PM
My Building Permit
Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The Building Inspector and the County Planning Commission told me; "Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country.
Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights,
and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The Building Inspector and the County Planning Commission told me; "Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country.