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JohnQPublic
11th December 2014, 01:37 PM
What It’s Like to Date a Horse (http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/11/what-its-like-to-date-a-horse.html)


I left out some of the explicit stuff...

"So you had your first kiss after you lost your virginity? Did you lose your virginity to a horse or a human?
A horse. "

"How did you find a sex partner?
One of my friends had access to a nice female pony, and he let me have sex with her. She was a Shetland-cross, and she had dorsal stripes — the black line across the spine — and that’s something that’s turned me on ever since.

What was it like?
My friend was there at the time, and he was holding her head. He didn’t have to do that — it’s not like we were doing things that she wasn’t enjoying — but he was there to protect me. He had his back to me, and he was holding the lead rope to make sure that she was okay and also to prove that I’d actually done it. The sexual experience itself was incredible. To this day it was the best sex I’ve ever had. But in some ways I regret that first time.

Why?
Because I didn’t get to know her first..."

"How can you tell when a mare is having an orgasm?
She tenses up a lot and “winks” her clitoris repeatedly. She makes noises and grunts. "

"Do you wish you could be out and proud?
Absolutely. I’ve always been a very political person, and one of the reasons I started seeing a therapist is because I found that lately I’m having trouble with what people say about zoophiles. The same arguments over and over again, and nobody can support me because they get labeled..."

"Do you want the law to change?
Having sex with an animal should be legal. There’s nothing wrong with it. "

"How do you feel about zoophiles who aren’t monogamous?
I try not to judge, but I tend to be unhappy when people are so focused on the number of animals they’ve had sex with, when the only goal is to have another notch on the belt. I met someone who keeps a spreadsheet of the width and girth of every stallion he’s ever slept with. That objectifies the animal, and it removes the personal relationship. "


LGBT + Horseys

Serpo
11th December 2014, 01:43 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rhdvXb-jxyY/TmMuXVhIOHI/AAAAAAAAAN4/uP3ov8-Yig8/s1600/n807990295_4815080_1495.jpg

midnight rambler
11th December 2014, 01:58 PM
There's a term regarding this country folks use - 'stump-broke'.

steyr_m
11th December 2014, 09:50 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rhdvXb-jxyY/TmMuXVhIOHI/AAAAAAAAAN4/uP3ov8-Yig8/s1600/n807990295_4815080_1495.jpg

Where in the heck does one come up with that?

ShortJohnSilver
11th December 2014, 10:03 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khajuraho_Group_of_Monuments#Arts_and_sculpture

Pretty sure (though they don't show it) that is where the above image is from.

crimethink
12th December 2014, 08:44 AM
The race to tolerated/accepted/legalized pedophilia or bestiality - or both - is on.

crimethink
12th December 2014, 08:44 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rhdvxb-jxyy/tmmuxvhiohi/aaaaaaaaan4/up3ov8-yig8/s1600/n807990295_4815080_1495.jpg

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!