Oy Vey! Need some help on being a JEW... Mazel Tov!

[Spectrism]

My sister told me last night that we have some Jew blood in our line from a DNA test. Some of you already sniffed it out.... and it smelled like bagels. So, what should I do... and no..... Patcolo, suicide is not an option.

Can anyone tell me how I get connected to all the big $$$?

Seriously though... I wouldn't be surprised if many Europeans have the same marker. The 10 tribes of Israel that were scattered northward got absorbed into the world tribes. So, what's your favorite bagel?

[Cebu_4_2]

My sister told me last night that we have some Jew blood in our line from a DNA test.

That sucks.

[Spectrism]

That sucks.

I know. I have been beating my face with anything I can get my hands on. So far, it has only been bagels.

[7th trump]

My sister told me last night that we have some Jew blood in our line from a DNA test. Some of you already sniffed it out.... and it smelled like bagels. So, what should I do... and no..... Patcolo, suicide is not an option.

Can anyone tell me how I get connected to all the big $$$?

Seriously though... I wouldn't be surprised if many Europeans have the same marker. The 10 tribes of Israel that were scattered northward got absorbed into the world tribes. So, what's your favorite bagel?

Just what do you mean by "world tribes"?
If by that you mean people who were already in that area before the ten went north.....they are of the same race and creed.
Caucasian is caucasian is caucasian.....they are the same.
The world was being populated by the race Christ would come through since the begining.

[mick silver]

maybe you need to take a trip to your homeland and talk with the leader of your new church hell they may build you a new home on someone else land also that would be something to also look in to . hell I bet they will also you some of the best fire arm so you can keep your new home from the one's they took the land from . hope your trip a safe one ... oh yay just look at it this way all the new family you will have in your new homeland , plus a new job fucking with people on the net

[Twisted Titan]

Those tests are HIGHLY and i mean HIGHLY inaccurate.

I think 20/20 did a special on them i think they followed 3 familes one of them was a cattle rancher aand he found out he had black relatives the reason why i rember that one was because even though they were different they have similar facial features. I was statisfied that test was accurate.

The other two were very much in conflict with each other and when pressed why they cited the margin of error.

IMHO i would be very suspect of these commercialized test because what is the yardstick they are measured by.

[Spectrism]

Those tests are HIGHLY and i mean HIGHLY inaccurate.

I think 20/20 did a special on them i think they followed 3 familes one of them was a cattle rancher aand he found out he had black relatives the reason why i rember that one was because even though they were different they have similar facial features. I was statisfied that test was accurate.

The other two were very much in conflict with each other and when pressed why they cited the margin of error.

IMHO i would be very suspect of these commercialized test because what is the yardstick they are measured by.

Hey- don't ruin my dream so quickly. Let be a Jew for a couple days at least..... or until I can break into the big money.

[7th trump]

maybe you need to take a trip to your homeland and talk with the leader of your new church hell they may build you a new home on someone else land also that would be something to also look in to . hell I bet they will also you some of the best fire arm so you can keep your new home from the one's they took the land from . hope your trip a safe one ... oh yay just look at it this way all the new family you will have in your new homeland , plus a new job fucking with people on the net

The land isnt theirs bud.
That land belongs to the Israelites...all 12 tribes of Israel....the Germans, the French, the English, Polish, Russian, Swiss, Canadians, australians, austrians, italians, Holland, Greenland, Iceleand...and where ever any caucasians settled.
They would become many nations having many languages....as many as the sands of the seas and stars of the sky.....you cant count them.
Sorry if you dont like it.....but the camel jockeys and the rest lost out of being the favorites of God.....take it up with God if you dont like it.

[Spectrism]

Since I am now a Jew, you should all feel honored to know me. Send me your money and I will report this to God so He can bless you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRe3uf8-s8s

[EE_]

My sister told me last night that we have some Jew blood in our line from a DNA test. Some of you already sniffed it out.... and it smelled like bagels. So, what should I do...?

We are very sorry to hear this, but we're here to help!

1. Resist the urge to cheat and steal from us lowly Goy
2. Resist the urge to view and distribute Gay porn
3. Control any sexual desire you might be feeling toward children
4. Resist your strong love for money and gold (this may be the hardest)
5. Remember that you "used" to be one of us, when another tribe member offers you a job in high finance and politics
6. Do not take a trip to your homeland , or visit the Wailing Wall
7. Do not grow curley sideburns, or start wearing a kippah
8. Try not to get offended when gsus members speak poorly of, or wish death on your family
9. Unlike your other tribe members, please be kind to animals
10. Please don't play the "I'm a victim" around us
11. Remember, Palestine has a right to exist!
12. Jesus Christ is our savior, not Satan!

Hope this helps

[Spectrism]

We are very sorry to hear this, but we're here to help!

1. Resist the urge to cheat and steal from us lowly Goy
2. Resist the urge to view and distribute Gay porn
3. Control any sexual desire you might be feeling toward children
4. Resist your strong love for money and gold (this may be the hardest)
5. Remember that you "used" to be one of us, when another tribe member offers you a job in high finance and politics
6. Do not take a trip to your homeland , or visit the Wailing Wall
7. Do not grow curley sideburns, or start wearing a kippah
8. Try not to get offended when gsus members speak poorly of, or wish death on your family
9. Unlike your other tribe members, please be kind to animals
10. Please don't play the "I'm a victim" around us
11. Remember, Palestine has a right to exist!
12. Jesus Christ is our savior, not Satan!

Hope this helps

But these are so hard. God only gave 10 commandments in the Torah. Now I have 12 more? Can a vampire not drink blood? Can a zombie not lust after human brains? Can a banker not dream of money? This is devastating. I might just turn full Jew and ignore this... turn my back on my brothers & sisters in this disrespectful forum. I might even report you to the mossad, ACLU or JDL.


Oh, I can't do that. I want to bless you. I am setting up a PayPal account for you to send your seed faith money so that you can be blessed.

[EE_]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLMb6awoTA8

[Santa]

Spect, your Semitic ancestors may have converted to Islam when Zevi made his conversion back in 1666.

[osoab]

blood transfusion? but you would have to verify that the new blood didn't have heeb in it too.

[EE_]

Maybe you'll enjoy this movie even more now?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRKXkWt7kEM

[mick silver]

thanks 7th for all the new info , my head is clear now . maybe I will have to see if I have some jewish blood in me so I can be one of the choosen one's and help rule the world

[Spectrism]

As I have said, it takes one to know one.... and now that I am a brand new Jew, I am starting to see many of you as Jews. Yeup... it can happen to anyone. One day you think you are normal in a primitive goy sort of way, and then BAM! You are suddenly a master of the world and a bright shining new Jew with super sensory other Jew perception.

My spideyJew senses are telling me Mick is really a Jew. Be careful everyone. I bet he even has a star of David flag tacked up in his garage. And I saw someone that looked like Santa visiting the keeper of the Zohar. Watch out for that one too.

[7th trump]

thanks 7th for all the new info , my head is clear now . maybe I will have to see if I have some jewish blood in me so I can be one of the choosen one's and help rule the world

Ohhhh....I didnt know you thought jews ruled the world.
Please show me where the jews rule the world.
Last I knew, heard or read it was God who is in control.

Hey Mick since I have your attention.....have you ever noticed how the Bible is written?
How many banker jews or any jew for that matter understand husbandry?
You do know what husbandry is right?
If not, its farming. Yeah thats right husbandry is farming.
What have you noticed about the Bible?
The Bible's setting is husbandry.....farm life....not city life or banking....but tending the fields and live stock.

Heres a clue as to who the chosenites really are.
Show me one jew whos a farmer.
Trust me when I say this Mick...when you start seeing Christian, like they are beginning to now, being persecuted across the US, burnt, beat up, shot up, and rallied against because they are white and Christian.....you'll start to see God's hand coming down.
The signs are everywhere...all across the globe of white or christian persecution.
Just what do you think is going to happen to those black thug loving protestors in missouri are gonna feel when the Holy hammer falls?
It isnt going to be pretty....just as it isnt going to be pretty for those ISIS thugs over in the ME....nor is it for the fake chosen.
Be very careful Mick...dont allow yourself to be fooled and go the way of folly!

Take in the details Mick.....they are always overlooked!

[gunDriller]

So, what's your favorite bagel?


Hemp seed. But in a pinch, I can live with Sesame, Onion, or Poppy seed.


I have a Jewish grandmother on my father's side. I don't know if that means
I'm 1/8 or 1/16 descended from her.

If she was like most of us, she'd give the Rabbi a bunch of sh.t for promoting
the Talmud.

I would like to believe.

[EE_]

It must suck to find out you're a Jew after years of outing them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLDE4mRwfSQ

[crimethink]

What is the marker showing up? Is it real Hebrew, or Khazar? Real Hebrews settled in ancient Britain and the Rheinland long ago.

[Spectrism]

What is the marker showing up? Is it real Hebrew, or Khazar? Real Hebrews settled in ancient Britain and the Rheinland long ago.

LOL... don't know yet. It is a neice who ran the scan so the info filtered back through a non-technical channel. My father's side is from Poland. It is possible that one of the tribes, like Daniel, had some travelers through the area.

Mother's side is Scot-Irish.

But I am an African-American.

[mick silver]

hey spec I got your new avatar ... hope you like it .http://rlv.zcache.com/trust_me_im_a_rabbi_funny_jewish_humor_sticker-r4eb97b5f881b4e08ac33ac45d7af5393_v9waf_8byvr_512. jpg

[mick silver]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8365/8517518254_f943afd24b.jpg

[osoab]

where's percival when you need him?

[crimethink]

Since I am now a Jew, you should all feel honored to know me. Send me your money and I will report this to God so He can bless you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRe3uf8-s8s


John Fagee, Anti-Christ:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ktH3eknsak

Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son. Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

[crimethink]

LOL... don't know yet. It is a neice who ran the scan so the info filtered back through a non-technical channel. My father's side is from Poland. It is possible that one of the tribes, like Daniel, had some travelers through the area.

Have you signed up for eternal "reparations" from the Goyim for the Holocaust™ yet?

[Spectrism]

Have you signed up for eternal "reparations" from the Goyim for the Holocaust™ yet?

See whuttamean? I need some help. I never thought of that. I knew you Jew experts would come through. Since I am also African-American, maybe I can do both at the same time.


As for my avatar... I guess nobody figured that out.

[crimethink]

See whuttamean? I need some help. I never thought of that. I knew you Jew experts would come through. Since I am also African-American, maybe I can do both at the same time.


Sign up for your eternal blessing here: http://www.claimscon.org/

"African-American™" is qualifying only if you are Negroid. Whites/Jews born in Africa don't count.




As for my avatar... I guess nobody figured that out.

Figured what out? That it's Pacino as Shylock? I laughed the first time I saw it.

[Tumbleweed]

As for my avatar... I guess nobody figured that out.

I've had my eye on you for a while because of that avatar Shylock and also because you seem to like to pick on muslims and not to many here like to do that.

[Spectrism]

Sign up for your eternal blessing here: http://www.claimscon.org/

"African-American™" is qualifying only if you are Negroid. Whites/Jews born in Africa don't count.

Hey, that's raciss. When I is afro-merikan, doan be lookin at my skin color.





Figured what out? That it's Pacino as Shylock? I laughed the first time I saw it.

Daggnabbit! Yuh got me. You must be a Jew too.

[Spectrism]

I didn't even notice.... I got over 6,000 posts. Now I find out I'm a Jew on top of being an African-American. The world must be coming to an end soon. What's worse than that is PatColo was right. But I got a surprise for him. I figured out that he is an undercover IDF agent. Once I get fully morphed into Jewishness I won't be able to tell you folks these inside secrets anymore. Just remember that PatColo is trying to hide his identity by saying things opposite of his beliefs about Jews. Its his form of Jew-Jitsu.

[PatColo]

spec, I tried to help you ~1.5 year ago, in Thread: The Story of Mohammed (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?71052-The-Story-of-Mohammed&p=646717&viewfull=1#post646717)





Rabbi Spectrism accidentally speaks the TRUTH! (http://zioncrimefactory.com/jew-world-order/):o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K44RKCZBdSY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K44RKCZBdSY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K44RKCZBdSY)


You and Poncho really got me figured out. What can I do now? You found my secret videos and you didn't even have to look into the secret pages of the koran. I guess I am in trouble at my next rabbi convention. They will vote me out of the chief controller of the goyim under zionism position. I am ruined. Now I will have to go back to my banker job, making loans to goyim with money that does not exist. At least that magic trick never fails.


You've taken the first step, acknowledging the problem, by admitting "My name is Spectrism, and I'm a JOO." http://gold-silver.us/forum/images/smilies/300%20%28206%29.gif

Your Goy-By-Choice friends here at GSUS are here to help you, friend. :)

You've seen our bus ads? (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?32651-CS-Monitor-Anti-Scary-Moozlem-bus-ads-appear-in-major-cities&p=278214&viewfull=1#post278214)


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1_WxkOeIxkk/TFDHELMlavI/AAAAAAAAAbg/Y55pipBw-ts/s320/anti-jew-bus-ad.jpg

[Spectrism]

You see that? You got into my subconscious and brought out the Jewness in me. Nobody could have done that but a fellow Jew!! I love you like a brother since now I know we are of the same blood. PatColo is my bestest Jew buddy.

Now what am I supposed to do? Should I go count some money? I need to make plans to visit local churches and tell them I am a Jew and they can bless me if they want God's blessing. That seems to work every time too.

[PatColo]

^ tried swinging a chicken yet?


http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/456470222-an-ultra-orthodox-jewish-man-swings-a-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QT1g0VXfCsq3UtRHczt%2FrQ8YCL gB0zCwMV1DiRd427tr


Or U could tour around with that HAWT Joowess Pam Geller, and your handsome blood bro Robert Spencer, and your chicken; and dance around at public events holding your "NO SHARIA LAW!" sign & swinging your chicken? Just thinking out loud...


http://theblacksphere.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pam-1024x764-e1371654465684.jpeg

[Spectrism]

swing a chicken? not familiar with that phrase.

[gunDriller]

well, if push comes to shove, most guys have done the hard part.


i wonder why circumcision is so important to Western doctors. why do they push it on the Goyim ?

[EE_]

well, if push comes to shove, most guys have done the hard part.


i wonder why circumcision is so important to Western doctors. why do they push it on the Goyim ?

Because the Nazi's would pull yer pants down to see if you're a Jew. (only Jews were circumcized until after WWII) They didn't want that to happen again.
Where do you think the saying "he got caught with his pants down" came from?

Okay, I made this all up, but it could be true?

[gunDriller]

Because the Nazi's would pull yer pants down to see if you're a Jew. They didn't want that to happen again.
Where do you think the saying "he got caught with his pants down" came from?

Okay, I made this all up, but it could be true?


actually i think it is true. male Jews were identified by their one-eyed trouser snakes.


at some point the practice of circumcision became widespread in America. was it post-Holohoax ?

[PatColo]

swing a chicken? not familiar with that phrase.

Yeah right rabbi; AS IFi!! :(

jewish swing chicken (https://startpage.com/do/search?cmd=process_search&cat=web&query=jewish+swing+chicken&language=english&no_sugg=1&ff=&abp=-1)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Agci2eL2w

[Spectrism]

I swing chickens, and will probably swing at least two today. These are birds that need to be culled from the flock- 2 leghorn roosters and some old hens. These won't be good eating since there is so little meat... except the roos are young and I might be able to get a meal from the two.

Many ways to kill a bird. Holding them by the head and swinging them with a violent twist will break the neck quickly. If I am going to cut them or chop a head off, I will swing thing in a wide circle to settle them and daze them for a minute.

My chicken swing has nothing to do with the fake sin transferrence. That concept is insulting to Messiah who already paid the full price of sins of men who will yiled to Him. A chicken cannot take away a single sin.

[crimethink]

My chicken swing has nothing to do with the fake sin transferrence. That concept is insulting to Messiah who already paid the full price of sins of men who will yiled to Him. A chicken cannot take away a single sin.

Your DNA test was in error. No true Talmud Jew could "mock the Sages" as you do.

[mick silver]

you can make stock out of them there spec

[Spectrism]

Talmud Jew? Heavens no! Talmud is crap.

[crimethink]

Talmud Jew? Heavens no! Talmud is crap.

You will be tormented in Hell in "boiling hot excrement" for that statement!

(yes, the Talmud actually says that: http://www.come-and-hear.com/dilling/202.html)

[Spectrism]

You will be tormented in Hell in "boiling hot excrement" for that statement!

(yes, the Talmud actually says that: http://www.come-and-hear.com/dilling/202.html)


Hmmm... sounds like what a perfect and pure God would say.

[crimethink]

Hmmm... sounds like what a perfect and pure God would say.

Only a demon would come up with shit like that...no pun intended.

Christ's punishment, according to the "Sages" of the Talmud, is "boiling hot semen." (quote unquote - see the same link above).

[Spectrism]

It is because of the wickedness, pride, unbelief and love of tradition over the word of YHWH that most of Israel was broken off the vine. This gave non-Israel bloodlines the place to be grafted in. Some foolish christians think that Israel is the core vine. They worship an evil tribe and neglect the Messiah who is the vine.

[mick silver]

hey spec you need this for your new years party .... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/Liten_askenasisk_sjofar_5380.jpg/360px-Liten_askenasisk_sjofar_5380.jpg (http://gold-silver.us/wiki/File:Liten_askenasisk_sjofar_5380.jpg)Rosh Hashanah (Hebrew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_language): רֹאשׁ הַשָּׁנָה‎, literally "head of the year") is the Jewish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism) New Year (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year). The Biblical name for this holiday is Yom Teruah (Hebrew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_language): יוֹם תְּרוּעָה‎, literally "day [of] shouting/raising a noise") or the Feast of Trumpets. It is the first of the High Holy Days (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Holy_Days) or יָמִים נוֹרָאִים Yamim Nora'im ("Days of Awe") which usually occur in the early autumn of the Northern Hemisphere (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Hemisphere). Rosh Hashanah is a two-day celebration, which begins on the first day of Tishrei (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tishrei). Tishrei is the first month of the Jewish civil year, but the seventh month of the ecclesiastical year.
The day is believed to be the anniversary of the creation of Adam and Eve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_and_Eve), the first man and woman, and their first actions toward the realization of humanity's role in God (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_in_Judaism)'s world. Rosh Hashanah customs include sounding the shofar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shofar) (a hollowed-out ram's horn) and eating symbolic foods such as apples dipped in honey to evoke a "sweet new year".

[mick silver]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Jemenittisk_sjofar_av_kuduhorn.jpg/375px-Jemenittisk_sjofar_av_kuduhorn.jpg (http://gold-silver.us/wiki/File:Jemenittisk_sjofar_av_kuduhorn.jpg)

[Spectrism]

The shofar will be blowing soon. It signals war, and is a means of alerting others.