Today's Lesson On Irony

[EE_]

These three statements tell you a lot about our government and

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, while also encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. Funny how that works.

And another statement for consideration ...

2. We constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. Why is it that we never hear about welfare running out of money? What's interesting is the first group 'worked for their money,' and the second didn't. Funny how that works.

Finally ...

3. This year, as last year, Social Services (welfare payments) is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free money ever. Meanwhile, Parks Services warns us: 'Please Do Not Feed the Animals.' The stated reason for this policy is because 'The animals will grow dependent on handouts, and they will not learn to take care of themselves.' Funny how that works.

That ends today's Lesson On Irony!

[mick silver]

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[Horn]

You should be able to find enough irony to make this atleast a bi-weekly thread.

[midnight rambler]

'The animals will grow dependent on handouts, and they will not learn to take care of themselves.'

But...but...but hue-mans are a *special* kind of animal.

[singular_me]

love #3 ;D

[Ponce]

And of course, after fighting for the state of Israel our Veterans will freeze to death on the streets so that the one that they fought for can get their three to seven billions dollars a year.

V

[Hitch]

This thread, folks, is why I love this forum.

EE, you not only hit a grand slam, that ball went out of the park!