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osoab
22nd February 2015, 05:39 PM
Florida Man Dies Doing What He Loved: Fighting Batman (http://gawker.com/florida-man-dies-doing-what-he-loved-fighting-batman-1687208725)



Sure, when it's your time to split you could die of a heart attack or stroke like everyone else—or you could go down swinging with a little chin music from the World's Greatest Detective, like Stephen Merrill did earlier this month.

"Stephen Merrill, 31, passes away February 12, 2015," read the Florida man's obituary in The Ledger (http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/theledger/obituary.aspx?n=stephen-merrill&pid=174158574&fhid=7783), "due to a uppercut from Batman."

Lacking an official cause after Merrill's sudden death, the deceased's family says they improvised when writing his obituary. From WFTS (http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/winter-haven-mans-obituary-lists-cause-of-death-uppercut-from-batman):

"I made a joke," said [close friend Brandon] Moxam, "Say the cause of death was an 'uppercut from Batman.'"

Moxam said everyone in the room including Merrill's family, fiancée and close friends, all started laughing. According to Moxam, that's when Merrill's dad, Larry Merrill, said, "Yeah, the cause of death was an uppercut from Batman."


As a fan of comic books and absurd humor, Merrill's family believes he would have appreciated the announcement.

"He would have been honored to have died by an uppercut from Batman," said fiancée Stephanie Vella.

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Glass
22nd February 2015, 06:31 PM
he was a villain then? Not the boy wonder.

Ares
22nd February 2015, 08:05 PM
Holy uppercut batman!!

Neuro
24th February 2015, 09:58 AM
No cause of death determined for a 31 year old? That is more odd than an uppercut from Batman killing him... His family and friends seems very weird too. I would be very disturbed by not finding a somewhat plausible cause of sudden death in someone this young...

EE_
24th February 2015, 10:37 AM
No cause of death determined for a 31 year old? That is more odd than an uppercut from Batman killing him... His family and friends seems very weird too. I would be very disturbed by not finding a somewhat plausible cause of sudden death in someone this young...

They probably know, that's the reason for the warped Batman story.
My guess is he probably Robin Williams'd himself, belt around neck, pants down and a Wonder Woman comic book on his lap.

Neuro
24th February 2015, 12:06 PM
They probably know, that's the reason for the warped Batman story.
My guess is he probably Robin Williams'd himself, belt around neck, pants down and a Wonder Woman comic book in his lap.
Yeah I got to thinking that myself. Or he Philip Seymour Hoffmann'd himself. Interesting that it was in the Ledger journal... Wasn't Heath Ledgers last film Batman?

ximmy
24th February 2015, 02:13 PM
reads better than died by auto-erotic asphyxiation...

osoab
24th February 2015, 04:28 PM
reads better than died by auto-erotic asphyxiation...

My thought came to this movie clip.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAG7GvX8Zv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAG7GvX8Zv4

Cebu_4_2
24th February 2015, 05:50 PM
My thought came to this movie clip.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAG7GvX8Zv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAG7GvX8Zv4

Hahaha!!!

ximmy
24th February 2015, 06:10 PM
My thought came to this movie clip.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAG7GvX8Zv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAG7GvX8Zv4

That was funny! (I could never reach)

Hitch
24th February 2015, 06:11 PM
I think the movie Clerks basically says it all, with regards to this forum.

osoab
24th February 2015, 06:12 PM
That was funny! (I could never reach)

pervert

osoab
24th February 2015, 06:12 PM
I think the movie Clerks basically says it all, with regards to this forum.

malaise?