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ximmy
23rd February 2015, 01:06 PM
There’s really no wrong way to tell this story: Mike was an unnamed, anonymous 2.5-lb. bird living in Fruita, Colorado when he was chosen to die by farmer Lloyd Olsen who planned on eating him one evening in September 1948. After the hatchet was dropped and the rooster’s head severed from his body, Mike went through the usual indignant rigmarole over the abuse, flopping about and flapping his wings and the like. After a moment, however, he got over the affront and went back to the usual chicken (http://animals.howstuffworks.com/birds/poultry-info.htm) pastimes like pecking for food. Except without a head.
After they realized that Mike didn’t plan on succumbing to death anytime soon, and being humane and soulful people, Farmer Olsen and his wife chose to sustain the rooster’s life by feeding and watering him with the aid of an eyedropper. They also used the dropper to clear debris from his esophagus and didn’t have it with them in that motel in Arizona, which is why Mike died.

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7347&stc=1 http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7348&stc=1 http://interesting-posts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Mike-the-headless-chicken-and-his-manager-Hope-Wade-during-an-interview..jpg
http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7349&stc=1 http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7350&stc=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiLR_RAWQnE

More aware than 7th trumps brain!
(chickens apparently operate normally on the same level as a brain dead (http://health.howstuffworks.com/brain-death.htm) human who retains the ability to urinate in a hospital bed)

The Olsens were also curious people and they took Mike to the University of Utah, where 1940s scientists looked around his neck cavity and determined that Farmer Olsen had lopped off Mike’s head above the brain stem. This is the most primitive part of any brain, responsible for the most basic bodily functions. Which means chickens apparently operate normally on the same level as a brain dead (http://health.howstuffworks.com/brain-death.htm) human who retains the ability to urinate in a hospital bed and whose pupils may still dilate. The scientists concluded that Mike had no real problem with losing his head, aside from the loss of sensory input from the tongue and eyes. The farmer had missed an ear as well as the brain stem, so Mike could still hear, though not so good as he used to.

Jewboo
25th February 2015, 08:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/osRQTrY.webm

BrewTech
25th February 2015, 08:42 PM
Creepy, cool story! Surprised I've never heard of this before now.

Shami-Amourae
25th February 2015, 08:42 PM
Dude you're trying to get banned aren't you goyim?
:p

ximmy
25th February 2015, 08:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/osRQTrY.webm

Awesome! hahahaha

BrewTech
25th February 2015, 08:43 PM
Dude you're trying to get banned aren't you goyim?
:pI've a hunch that ximmy is safe.

ximmy
25th February 2015, 08:51 PM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7360&stc=1

omg...
http://rs671.pbsrc.com/albums/vv71/mycircleoflife/Rofl.gif~c200

Dogman
25th February 2015, 09:18 PM
Sorry to say, the same can be applied to others on this forum with agendas.

Neat way of expressing your thoughts and point ximmy! Nicely done and kudos!

Imo!

;)

ximmy
28th August 2015, 02:09 PM
Once again 7th trump proves a headless chicken has more brains than he...

More aware than 7th trumps brain!
(chickens apparently operate normally on the same level as a brain dead (http://health.howstuffworks.com/brain-death.htm) human who retains the ability to urinate in a hospital bed)


http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?84879-The-Donald-refuses-to-cite-a-favorite-quote-from-his-favorite-book&p=789390&viewfull=1#post789390 (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?84879-The-Donald-refuses-to-cite-a-favorite-quote-from-his-favorite-book&p=789408&viewfull=1#post789408)

milehi
28th August 2015, 02:39 PM
Creepy, cool story! Surprised I've never heard of this before now.

It's a big deal in Fruita. The Headless Chicken Festival is at the end of May. I've been to it, but not on purpose. I go to Fruita for the world class mountain biking.