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Glass
25th February 2015, 08:17 PM
I won't post the photo of the offending penis, you will have to click the link. Sorry, I know threads need pics but decency or envy prevails here.

PS: I only post the important stuff.


Perth hens in war of words after entertainment 'cock up'

A war of words has erupted on social media after a group of Perth women on a hen's night claim they were shafted by entertainment providers.
The tension began after the bride-to-be's sister Alex gave a less than glowing review of the service provided by Get Bucked Entertainment, on the business' facebook page.

Alex was upset that the mechanical bucking penis (that's right a bucking penis that is ridden and operated in a similar style to the traditional bucking bull) they had organised arrived an hour and a half into their scheduled two hour booking.

According to the post the maid of honour was further infuriated when the operator of the machine was allegedly consuming alcohol during the activity. After just half an hour the mighty mechanical male member was packed up and moved on leaving most of the women unsatisfied after failing to get a ride on the device.

Alex refused to pay the full $400, instead forking out $250 to the operator and promised to give the owner feedback on her disappointment.

True to her word Alex posted what she believed to be an honest and accurate account of the service on the facebook page of Get Bucked Entertainment.

'Very unfortunate experience with this company on the weekend. Turning up 90 minutes late, operator was smoking and drinking while operating the equipment' the review alleges.

The response to the review from the management will probably serve as a case study in how not to deal with negative customer feedback.


'Well. What a sly and nasty piece of s*@t you are' the response to the post begins.

It continues on to apologise for not realising she was pregnant because 'I thought you were just fat and ugly like the rest of your foul mouthed friends'

'I don't care for anyones recommendations as I'm booked out and earn more money in a week than you would in a month' the post ends.



Not an onion story (http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-hens-in-war-of-words-after-entertainment-cock-up-20150226-13opoz.html)

Pleasing to see that good taste and intelligence hard at work.... .somewhere, just maybe not here.

BrewTech
25th February 2015, 09:00 PM
Wait... whaaaaT?

midnight rambler
25th February 2015, 09:05 PM
It's just your regular old mechanical bull but with a cover resembling a penis rather than looking like a bull. BFD I was thinking it would have been something that the hens would really get off to, like a Sybian.

This would make for a much more lively party -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzC4SSPrx6w

Hitch
25th February 2015, 09:09 PM
A quote from the article. "Very unfortunate experience with this company on the weekend. Turning up 90 minutes late, operator was smoking and drinking while operating the equipment' the review alleges."

I'm sorry, if I ever found myself at a point in life I was operating a bucking penis at a hen's night, I'd be drinking and smoking so heavily as well I'd want to just die.

The horrors that man must have seen.

Dogman
25th February 2015, 09:21 PM
http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7361&stc=1

BrewTech
25th February 2015, 09:33 PM
It's just your regular old mechanical bull but with a cover resembling a penis rather than looking like a bull. BFD I was thinking it would have been something that the hens would really get off to, like a Sybian.

This would make for a much more lively party -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzC4SSPrx6w

Thanks a lot... Mrs. BT just watched that video and... how much are those things? Jeeezzz...

Dogman
25th February 2015, 09:54 PM
Thanks a lot... Mrs. BT just watched that video and... how much are those things? Jeeezzz...

Some would say its only flat money,,,,,, ;)

Any birthdays, anniversary's in sight or maybe Xmas?


Lol.

Doomed !

midnight rambler
25th February 2015, 09:56 PM
Thanks a lot... Mrs. BT just watched that video and... how much are those things? Jeeezzz...

about a $1,000 but it will be one of the best investments you'll ever make.

warning NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eILFp20UwH8

Neuro
25th February 2015, 10:02 PM
about a $1,000 but it will be one of the best investments you'll ever make.

warning NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eILFp20UwH8
Do you sell them?

BrewTech
25th February 2015, 10:03 PM
about a $1,000 but it will be one of the best investments you'll ever make.



Little doubt about that... :cool:

Glass
25th February 2015, 10:05 PM
Valentines day just passed. shame. If you have a reciprocating saw you can knock something together. An appropriate size lump of latex and some cable ties. All set.

Warning: May require two people to operate.

midnight rambler
25th February 2015, 10:05 PM
Do you sell them?

no they're only sold direct by the manufacturer

midnight rambler
25th February 2015, 10:08 PM
Little doubt about that... :cool:

From what I gather the Hitachi Magic Wand rates pretty high and is much more economical, but not nearly as good as one of these.

Dogman
25th February 2015, 10:21 PM
From what I gather the Hitachi Magic Wand rates pretty high and is much more economical, but not nearly as good as one of these.

For the ultimate Brew..

Use one of these for power with an eccentric crank and saddle..

http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7362&stc=1




Tho may not rev high enough, but sure in hell can carry the low end power band, also known as shaking and baking.

Hitch
25th February 2015, 10:25 PM
about a $1,000 but it will be one of the best investments you'll ever make.

warning NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eILFp20UwH8

Oh wow. That would make a great valentines day gift.

Dogman
25th February 2015, 10:29 PM
Oh wow. That would make a great valentines day gift.

Her mind melted !

midnight rambler
25th February 2015, 10:31 PM
Oh wow. That would make a great valentines day gift.

It's Valentines' Day everyday if you gave one of these to your sweetie.

Dogman
25th February 2015, 10:33 PM
The danger that may be presented is will she or will she not, if the ultimate decision of a relationship rested on ether hit or miss, or a sure thing!

;)