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ximmy
7th April 2015, 01:32 PM
Gay couples suing God because they cannot have babies
A class lawsuit was filed against God today on behalf of gay couples everywhere.
The lawsuit claims that God is a homophobe who has denied the right of gay couples to conceive babies.
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/gays_against_god_4.jpg
https://tfparsons.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/0_4358.jpgOne gay couple said:
"This isn't fair, we love each other and have devoted our lives together.
The outcome of that love should be offspring of our own."

http://www.wisbechstandard.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.962170.1310566302!/image/3884573107.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_225/3884573107.jpgAnother gay lover said:
"God has discriminated against gays by requiring a men and a woman to produce offspring.
This is pure intolerance toward our freely chosen alternative lifestyle.

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/08/11/3816514/gI_0_DylanVoxArm.jpg"I hate God, God made me Gay but apparently God didn't provide me with the proper gay tools to conceive a child.
It is so disgraceful."

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/best-lesbian-baby-announcement-1-665x385.jpg"We are suing God instead of some alien creator, because we don't believe aliens made us.
Aliens are more advanced in their cultural understandings and considerate toward same sex relationships.
It is God who has conspired against us. Nominalized our reproductive rights as gay creations."

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s222/chrisneros/gayrights.gif
Lawyers for the gays have told us God could not be reached for comment.

StreetsOfGold
7th April 2015, 01:41 PM
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Twisted Titan
8th April 2015, 08:34 AM
Notice all the picture are of white people?

Where is the diviserty?

Where is the latin fruities ? Get la raza on the phone now!

Where are the darkies? Paging al sharptounge!

Where are the jews? We need a shekel shakedown asap!

ximmy
8th April 2015, 10:16 AM
Notice all the picture are of white people?

Where is the diviserty?

Where is the latin fruities ? Get la raza on the phone now!

Where are the darkies? Paging al sharptounge!

Where are the jews? We need a shekel shakedown asap!

Good catch. No conspiracy here though, when I made this up. I live in my white world. I will try to be more diversified in my choices of images from this point forward... :p

mick silver
8th April 2015, 02:05 PM
they need to try harder some times it take doing it more then once .....................http://www.mybaycity.com/images/LaughingFace.gif

Neuro
13th April 2015, 12:04 PM
they need to try harder some times it take doing it more then once .....................http://www.mybaycity.com/images/LaughingFace.gif
Exactly it may be their technique that is faulty. You just can't blame God for all your own shortcummins