ximmy
7th April 2015, 01:32 PM
Gay couples suing God because they cannot have babies
A class lawsuit was filed against God today on behalf of gay couples everywhere.
The lawsuit claims that God is a homophobe who has denied the right of gay couples to conceive babies.
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/gays_against_god_4.jpg
https://tfparsons.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/0_4358.jpgOne gay couple said:
"This isn't fair, we love each other and have devoted our lives together.
The outcome of that love should be offspring of our own."
http://www.wisbechstandard.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.962170.1310566302!/image/3884573107.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_225/3884573107.jpgAnother gay lover said:
"God has discriminated against gays by requiring a men and a woman to produce offspring.
This is pure intolerance toward our freely chosen alternative lifestyle.
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/08/11/3816514/gI_0_DylanVoxArm.jpg"I hate God, God made me Gay but apparently God didn't provide me with the proper gay tools to conceive a child.
It is so disgraceful."
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/best-lesbian-baby-announcement-1-665x385.jpg"We are suing God instead of some alien creator, because we don't believe aliens made us.
Aliens are more advanced in their cultural understandings and considerate toward same sex relationships.
It is God who has conspired against us. Nominalized our reproductive rights as gay creations."
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s222/chrisneros/gayrights.gif
Lawyers for the gays have told us God could not be reached for comment.
A class lawsuit was filed against God today on behalf of gay couples everywhere.
The lawsuit claims that God is a homophobe who has denied the right of gay couples to conceive babies.
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/gays_against_god_4.jpg
https://tfparsons.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/0_4358.jpgOne gay couple said:
"This isn't fair, we love each other and have devoted our lives together.
The outcome of that love should be offspring of our own."
http://www.wisbechstandard.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.962170.1310566302!/image/3884573107.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_225/3884573107.jpgAnother gay lover said:
"God has discriminated against gays by requiring a men and a woman to produce offspring.
This is pure intolerance toward our freely chosen alternative lifestyle.
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2010/08/11/3816514/gI_0_DylanVoxArm.jpg"I hate God, God made me Gay but apparently God didn't provide me with the proper gay tools to conceive a child.
It is so disgraceful."
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/best-lesbian-baby-announcement-1-665x385.jpg"We are suing God instead of some alien creator, because we don't believe aliens made us.
Aliens are more advanced in their cultural understandings and considerate toward same sex relationships.
It is God who has conspired against us. Nominalized our reproductive rights as gay creations."
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s222/chrisneros/gayrights.gif
Lawyers for the gays have told us God could not be reached for comment.