A Chinese man with 17 girlfriends....

[Hitch]

...gets a shock when he's in a car accident, and all 17 girlfriends show up at the hospital.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3027714/Chinese-Casanova-caught-car-accident-hospital-contacts-relatives-SEVENTEEN-girlfriends-turn-bedside.html

A Chinese man recovering in hospital after a car crash had a shock - when all 17 of his girlfriends turned up to see him.

Mr Yuan, from Changsha, was involved in the accident on March 24 and has been in hospital ever since.

None of the women knew he had been seeing anyone else - some for up to nine years - and one even had a son with him.

The women discovered his secret after doctors contacted all of them to let them know he had been injured.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3027714/Chinese-Casanova-caught-car-accident-hospital-contacts-relatives-SEVENTEEN-girlfriends-turn-bedside.html#ixzz3X1BGYCIi
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[Ponce]

He probably had a six inch dick where other Chinese men have only a three inch one......."In the land of short one's the one with the longest one is king" hahahahah

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[Twisted Titan]

I thought this was the beginning of a great bar room joke......

[BrewTech]

I thought this was the beginning of a great bar room joke......

We should dedicate a thread to building that joke! (Or just use this one...)

[Horn]

Did u ever here the one where the doctors office only contacts one person?

[osoab]

Did they all ride home in a VW Beetle?

[BrewTech]

One has to wonder how the doctor had contact info for all of them.

Doesn't make sense. Maybe the Daily Mail is taking a cue from the Onion for content ideas...

[osoab]

One has to wonder how the doctor had contact info for all of them.

Doesn't make sense. Maybe the Daily Mail is taking a cue from the Onion for content ideas...

looked at his cell phone. probably had them numbered. or it's all fake.

[BrewTech]

looked at his cell phone. probably had them numbered. or it's all fake.

Didn't consider that... a plausible explanation...

[Hitch]

You guys are racist.

What? a Chinese man can't have 17 girlfriends?

[Glass]

how would doctors know a list of 17 of his girl friends? He must of kept a book. Did the doctors not think it odd under the section ICE he listed 17 contacts? Was he delirious and he gave them a list of all his GF's? Did they go through his Tango, WhatsApp or FB and message everyone?

They must have txt'd everyone in his contacts. Only 1 kid. Thats a relief. Imagine the alimony. She doesn't love him anymore, but he loved her the most. I'm thinking to myself Karaoke much?