How to get $75,000 a Year from Uncle Sam

[madfranks]

Follow these easy, proven 13 steps to financial well-being…

1. Don’t get married to her

2. Use your mom’s address to get mail sent to

3. Guy buys a house

4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has two of his kids

5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a three-bedroom home

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t have to pay out the butt for family insurance

7. Girlfriend gets to go to college free for being a single mother

8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps

9. Girlfriend gets free cellphone

10. Girlfriend gets free utilities

11. Guy moves into home but uses mom’s house to get mail sent to

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes… now you both get to claim head of household at $1,800 credit

13. Girlfriend gets disability for being “bipolar” or having a “bad back” at $1,800 a month and never has to work again

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0.00 dollars.

An unmarried couple with stay-at-home mom nets:

$21,600 disability +

$10,800 free housing +

$6,000 free Obamacare +

$6,000 free food +

$4,800 free utilities +

$6,000 Pell grant money to spend +

$12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant +

$8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother

= $75,000 a year in benefits

[palani]

Yet we still have no clue as to what one dollar is actually defined as.

Let me help you out. My definition of one dollar is the value of a man's labor from sunrise to sunset.

[Shami-Amourae]

I used to hate these people, but more and more I respect them. The way I look at it now is you are either stolen from or steal from the United States government. Eat or be Eaten.

[midnight rambler]

So essentially the rubes (enablers) are the ones out there who are working their asses off to keep funding this charade.

[Neuro]

So essentially the rubes (enablers) are the ones out there who are working their asses off to keep funding this charade.
The Chinese slaves?

[Twisted Titan]

I used to hate these people, but more and more I respect them. The way I look at it now is you are either stolen from or steal from the United States government. Eat or be Eaten.

But the trade off is the lose any abilty to provide for themselves and the funds they get they party like its 1999

Its all skittles and unicorns until the clock strikes 12 and were are about a few strokes to midnight.

[Shami-Amourae]

But the trade off is the lose any abilty to provide for themselves and the funds they get they party like its 1999

Its all skittles and unicorns until the clock strikes 12 and were are about a few strokes to midnight.

When have the Skittles and Unicorns ever run out? The government uses the money it takes from us to get an enlarged spiked dildo and sodomizes us with it daily.

[madfranks]

When have the Skittles and Unicorns ever run out? The government uses the money it takes from us to get an enlarged spiked dildo and sodomizes us with it daily.

It will run out, and I am convinced it will be within our lifetimes. The freeloaders can enjoy themselves now, but one of these days the piper will be paid.

[expat4ever]

It will run out, and I am convinced it will be within our lifetimes. The freeloaders can enjoy themselves now, but one of these days the piper will be paid.
Wishful thinking. However, I wish it were true. Back in 1999 the debt was 5 trillion or so and we couldnt even imagine it going to 15 or 20 trillion in our lifetimes. In a blink of an eye it has and noone even cares. I'd say 1 in 10 Americans even could come within 3 trillion of guessing what the current number is.

Then of course all you have to do is look at the riots and whitey is gonna pay no matter what the cost.

[palani]

Weather channel has a special on how nature is taking back the old auto factories in Detroit. They project in 200 years there will be mounds where these concrete and steel structures are and the mounds will be covered with trees.

You cannot fool nature for long. Welfare people only exist because welfare exists. There is nothing natural about this state of affairs and it won't be tolerated for long.

[Dogman]

Weather channel has a special on how nature is taking back the old auto factories in Detroit. They project in 200 years there will be mounds where these concrete and steel structures are and the mounds will be covered with trees.

You cannot fool nature for long. Welfare people only exist because welfare exists. There is nothing natural about this state of affairs and it won't be tolerated for long.


Concrete depending on the mix sure does not last long. In Pecos TX and along the Pecos valley there are old aqueducts made of concrete that are crumbling into dust that were built when there was plenty of ground water and artesian wells were common. Here in my area there are a bunch of structures that were built during the first oil boom made of concrete and are doing the same, the first a tad over 100 years and the other a bit younger and things made by man unless they are massive and use natural materials will crumble in time and probably sooner than later.

[midnight rambler]

Concrete depending on the mix sure does not last long. In Pecos TX and along the Pecos valley there are old aqueducts made of concrete that are crumbling into dust that were built when there was plenty of ground water and artesian wells were common. Here in my area there are a bunch of structures that were built during the first oil boom made of concrete and are doing the same, the first a tad over 100 years and the other a bit younger and things made by man unless they are massive and use natural materials will crumble in time and probably sooner than later.

BUT those cement casings in those fracking wells are different and those will last FOREVER. Believe it.

[Cebu_4_2]

Weather channel has a special on how nature is taking back the old auto factories in Detroit. They project in 200 years there will be mounds where these concrete and steel structures are and the mounds will be covered with trees.

You cannot fool nature for long. Welfare people only exist because welfare exists. There is nothing natural about this state of affairs and it won't be tolerated for long.

The dirt under detroit is so poisonous that they covered the whole area with dirt to cover it up. Detroit, at least most was swamp land which the automakers paid to dump manufacturing sludge and later covered with dirt from far away. We dug a 5 foot trench for a McDongalds and I found glass from what looked like a tempered window. Looked pretty natural to me....

[Neuro]

A 5-foot fence for McDongalds? Is that for the guests to come out and puke in?

[Cebu_4_2]

A 5-foot fence for McDongalds? Is that for the guests to come out and puke in?

Trench not fence. A 5 foot deep trench for a footing to hold a new wall.

[monty]

Trench not fence. A 5 foot deep trench for a footing to hold a new wall.


That must have been one helluva wall. I would think 30" would be sufficient.

[Cebu_4_2]

That must have been one helluva wall. I would think 30" would be sufficient.

Between Detroit frost laws and high paid general contractors, they want 5 foot, we give them 5 foot. 5 Mexicans and shovels digging clay for a couple days. My job was to make sure how deep they were. GC read the blueprints wrong and subtracted the thickness of the concrete from the footings so they had to go back in and dig another 10 inches.

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[palani]

Between Detroit frost laws and high paid general contractors, ...

Did you look for Hoffa while you were down there?

[Cebu_4_2]

Did you look for Hoffa while you were down there?

No luck on Hoffa, found some cool glass and a silver ring though :)

[Heisenberg]

Follow these easy, proven 13 steps to financial well-being…

1. Don’t get married to her

2. Use your mom’s address to get mail sent to

3. Guy buys a house

4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has two of his kids

5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a three-bedroom home

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t have to pay out the butt for family insurance

7. Girlfriend gets to go to college free for being a single mother

8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps

9. Girlfriend gets free cellphone

10. Girlfriend gets free utilities

11. Guy moves into home but uses mom’s house to get mail sent to

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes… now you both get to claim head of household at $1,800 credit

13. Girlfriend gets disability for being “bipolar” or having a “bad back” at $1,800 a month and never has to work again

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0.00 dollars.

An unmarried couple with stay-at-home mom nets:

$21,600 disability +

$10,800 free housing +

$6,000 free Obamacare +

$6,000 free food +

$4,800 free utilities +

$6,000 Pell grant money to spend +

$12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant +

$8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother

= $75,000 a year in benefits
Doesn't work that way. The gub will ask who the father is in order to get bennies. Then they will send him the bill for reimbursement. Pell grants are not that high and you have to go full time, so that will run out after the first year.

[singular_me]

in the long run we are all eaten up


I used to hate these people, but more and more I respect them. The way I look at it now is you are either stolen from or steal from the United States government. Eat or be Eaten.

[Horn]

The Chinese slaves?

And Swedish ones too. Dont forget them...

[Dogman]

And Swedish ones too. Dont forget them... Are Swedish "bone whisperers" included in that list?

;)

[midnight rambler]

Doesn't work that way. The gub will ask who the father is in order to get bennies. Then they will send him the bill for reimbursement. Pell grants are not that high and you have to go full time, so that will run out after the first year.

Here's how it works with the housing authority here: couple gets officially married and have a couple of kids, then get divorce; 'ex'-wife applies for Section 8 and gets it (and whatever other bennies she/they can scam); 'ex'-husband moves into Section 8 rental after 'ex'-wife gets all settled in; local city housing authority inspectors KNOW this and turn a blind eye. Have personally seen a housing authority inspector turn a blind eye while I was standing right next to him with me saying to the housing authority inspector, "He (the 'ex'-husband) is definitely living here" as we do a walk-through inspection and seeing evidence all around us including beau coup men's clothes in the closet. Housing authority inspector's comment acknowledging the CLEAR evidence of the 'ex'-husband co-habitating with the 'ex'-wife (*officially* prohibited under Section 8), "Uh-huh." This was in '81 and was happening EVERYWHERE with Section 8 rentals in this area - much more the rule than the exception.

[Neuro]

Are Swedish "bone whisperers" included in that list?

;)
Hey my approach is more of shoving bones in line, I found bones are poor listeners... And I refuse to see my endeavors as work, I really enjoy doing it, and I keep my encounters with the beast system to a bare minimum. I'm not really feeding it...

[Neuro]

Trench not fence. A 5 foot deep trench for a footing to hold a new wall.
Just saw that I miswrote fence for trench. I was shocked. I really meant to write trench, and it would have been more practical to keep it for puke than a wall...

[Neuro]

And Swedish ones too. Dont forget them...
True last time I looked Sweden had a trade surplus, but that was 10-15 years ago...

[Neuro]

True last time I looked Sweden had a trade surplus, but that was 10-15 years ago...
It looks like the importation of Somali consumers and the exportation of Industry to China is improving the outlook...
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[Neuro]

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[Neuro]

It looks like the importation of Somali consumers and the exportation of Industry to China is improving the outlook...

The banksters need to lower the interest rate! -0.25% is depressing the economy!