Police: Off-duty officer bit man's nuts during fight

[EE_]

What a Flaig!

May 7, 12:56 PM EDT

POLICE: OFF-DUTY OFFICER BIT MAN'S GROIN DURING FIGHT


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BALTIMORE (AP) -- A Maryland police officer has been suspended after being accused of biting another man's testicles during a fight outside a bar while he was off-duty on Cinco de Mayo.

Anne Arundel County police say 31-year-old Cpl. Michael Flaig was arrested Tuesday in Baltimore. Police in the city say the victim accused Flaig, who was off-duty, of groping his female roommate. Flaig is charged with second-degree assault and public intoxication.

Police told local news outlets that during the fight, the victim straddled Flaig to keep him from getting away and Flaig bit his testicles.

County police spokesman T.J. Smith says Flaig's police powers have been suspended and he has been placed on paid administrative duties. Flaig didn't have an attorney listed in online court records.

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[Ares]

POLICE: OFF-DUTY OFFICER BIT MAN'S GROIN DURING FIGHT

Fag!

[midnight rambler]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

[Hitch]

They don't teach you that technique, in academy. :)

That's gotta hurt.

[Cebu_4_2]

Look at the badge name... lol

[ximmy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsoPWkX_3A

[groans] Hey. Oh.
Boy, my ass is sore.


[Dudley] Mine, too.


It's Woody's fault
for riding us so hard yesterday.


The human body wasn't made to straddle
something that big for that long.


Well, you know, it's gonna hurt a little
bit, and that's part of the experience.


That's why we didn't bring our wives.


[Bobby] What the...
What the hell?


Somebody wanna explain to me
why I'm the one in the dirt...


...when I got sore jaws
from three hours of blowing...


Please, please for the love
of God, finish your sentence.


Let's see, what, uh...


What exactly
do we have here?


We've got...


...one, two, three men...
in a bed... spooning?


This is not what it looks like.


This is a, uh... We, um...
What is it, Woody?


Camping.


I'll tell you just exactly
what it is there, Poindexter.


It is four counts
of indecent exposure,


two counts of lewd,
lascivious behavior, and...


...one count...
of pure jealousy.


- Huh?
- How you doing?


- Hey, look.
- Whoa, we're not...


Thanks for waking us up,
Officer.


- Oh, it was actually...
- I get it. You gotta get going.


That's terrific.


Five's a crowd? Is that
what I'm gleaning here?


Yeah, five's... uneven number.
Figure it out.


You guys can't see it, can you?
You're too close.


You don't realize how lucky
you are to have each other.


Oh, daddy... Damn lucky.


- I've always felt so.
- I know what you've felt.


I have too.