You've heard of the "Dirty Sanchez"...I call this the "Filthy Schwartzstein"

[EE_]

I've been noticing more and more Jews wearing the "filthy Schwartzstein" lately. Even the Jew suit models for Jos. A. Banks are sporting this look.
You don't see Caucasians wearing this nasty ass scroungy stubble beard look.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2011/08/harvey_a.jpg
http://dealbreaker.com/uploads/2015/02/carlicahn3.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02535/blank_2535110b.jpg

[BrewTech]

The only reason I don't grow a beard (which seems to be required for the contemporary brewer, lol) is that I would look just like that for a while... homeless and creepy.

[Hitch]

The only reason I don't grow a beard (which seems to be required for the contemporary brewer, lol) is that I would look just like that for a while... homeless and creepy.

A few days into my workweek, I tend to look like that. Not by choice, and it really sucks shaving at that point as well. Beards are the fashion now though. Lumbersexuals, lol. I went out to eat wearing my work clothes, unshaved, after a few days and nobody looked at me funny.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lumbersexual

[Neuro]

George Lucas got it right with Watto...
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081222024729/starwars/images/e/eb/WattoHS.jpg

[Neuro]

The only reason I don't grow a beard (which seems to be required for the contemporary brewer, lol) is that I would look just like that for a while... homeless and creepy.
Perfect look for your JEWBREW!