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EE_
13th June 2015, 02:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj8dFahj3pM&feature=em-uploademail
Neuro
13th June 2015, 05:33 AM
May he live an interesting life!
Spectrism
13th June 2015, 07:29 AM
He was given much and chose to use his wealth for evil. There is a special place in hell reserved for him.
StreetsOfGold
13th June 2015, 08:55 AM
Luke 18:25 For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Why?

A rich man will TRUST IN HIS WEALTH and not be prone to look to God

1 Timothy 6:17 Charge them that are rich in this world, that they be not highminded, nor trust in uncertain riches, but in the living God, who giveth us richly all things to enjoy;
singular_me
13th June 2015, 09:08 AM
how many heart transplants already... 3 or 4? he had the latest one last month if I recall well
Cebu_4_2
13th June 2015, 09:39 AM
how many heart transplants already... 3 or 4? he had the latest one last month if I recall well

I think the last one posted here was regarding his 6th but it was satire.
Twisted Titan
13th June 2015, 12:26 PM
He was given much and chose to use his wealth for evil. There is a special place in hell reserved for him.


I can imagine ....someone that has done THAT MUCH evil in his life
Must be terrified everytime he goes to sleep that his master is coming to claim him.
Every morning when his eyes open he must be astounded.
He lives in fear of his own shadow
ShortJohnSilver
13th June 2015, 12:28 PM
At some point you have to wonder what ungodly things he does in order to stay alive.
midnight rambler
13th June 2015, 12:36 PM
There's gonna be a dance party on that turd's grave...when he ultimately croaks and goes to Hell. Everyone's invited.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3B85387z4
midnight rambler
13th June 2015, 12:37 PM
At some point you have to wonder what ungodly things he does in order to stay alive.

He signed his soul over to Satan himself therefore that body is more Satan than David R.
Serpo
13th June 2015, 02:51 PM
http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/stargazing/2012/11/02/us_election_the_simpsons_mr_burns_endorses_mitt_ro mney/mrburns.jpeg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpeg
Cebu_4_2
13th June 2015, 08:17 PM
I can imagine ....someone that has done THAT MUCH evil in his life
Must be terrified everytime he goes to sleep that his master is coming to claim him.
Every morning when his eyes open he must be astounded.
He lives in fear of his own shadow

Has no fear, he is untouchable in this world and he flaunts it. How or why is that his force is Satan. Perhaps to him in his belief Satan is God? Either way he wins.