two major computer cliches in one day?

[EE_]

United Airlines and the NYSE
What's going on?

I'd like to see the whole computer system go down for a week, as a wake up call to everyone that relies so heavily on digital.
I would imagine a lot of cash would come out of the banks, the second they came back online.
People need a wake up call.

[EE_]

The losses are piling up!

http://38.media.tumblr.com/21155e0d9e49c629f14eebf480fb9d11/tumblr_nb1fcknjKj1sctiaro1_500.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLANLzerfa0

[midnight rambler]

A computer cliche?? I've never heard of such a thing, WTF is that?? ???

[EE_]

A computer cliche?? I've never heard of such a thing, WTF is that?? ???

Clich = more then one major glitches :)

[midnight rambler]

Clich = more then one major gliches :)

Now I'm even more confused...WTF is a 'clich' or 'gliches'?? ??? Can't find anything remotely like either in the dictionary.

[Dogman]

Think he was spelling with a new southern accent! ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glitch

[midnight rambler]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glitch

Now you're talking about something completely different, something I already comprehend the meaning of, it's the very first time the word 'glitch' has been used in this thread.

Now would you kindly define 'clich' and 'glich' for me? TIA

[Dogman]

Now you're talking about something completely different, something I already comprehend the meaning of, it's the very first time the word 'glitch' has been used in this thread.

Now would you kindly define 'clich' and 'glich' for me? TIA

Dialects ! LoL!

The whys of his use of the words escape me other than maybe humor and misspelling or what I favor is writing in the local dialect of the hinglish language!

;)

[JohnQPublic]

I am currently being affected by the first glitch, as I finished my second Breckenridge Avalanche. I should be landing now, but instead I'm looking at 9-10 o'clock tonight.

[Cebu_4_2]

I am currently being affected by the first glitch, as I finished my second Breckenridge Avalanche. I should be landing now, but instead I'm looking at 9-10 o'clock tonight.

At least you weren't in the air when this happened or you could have been in a permanent time/space continuum.

[JohnQPublic]

At least you weren't in the air when this happened or you could have been in a permanent time/space continuum.

That would have been a real bummer.

[palani]

SKYNET has become self-aware.

Time to scorch the atmosphere.

[JohnQPublic]

http://p1.pichost.me/i/54/1775354.jpgDo you guys recognize this type of continental aircraft? I just saw one take off from Denver to Chicago as a United flight.

[JohnQPublic]

http://p1.pichost.me/i/54/1775354.jpg

[Cebu_4_2]

Do you guys recognize this type of continental aircraft? I just saw one take off from Denver to Chicago as a United flight.
If you posted a picture that also is in a time space continuum.

[JohnQPublic]

If you posted a picture that also is in a time space continuum. it is really difficult on an iPhone. The plane I saw was a 737, and apparently had a Wi-Fi antenna or marking on it as someone noted. I just wonder where they dredge the plane out of. UA1159

[JohnQPublic]

Just talked to a pilot. It was a 75th anniversary continental plane. Apparently continental crews are still running continental planes and vice versa for United.

[Glass]

cyber attack?
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2015/06/norse%20big_2_0.jpg
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-08/what-first-world-cyber-war-looks-global-real-time-cyber-attack-map

[Sparky]

Two? You're omitting the computer problems at the Wall Street Journal today.

Exchange, Wall Street Journal, and United Airlines all downed by technical glitches (http://www.salon.com/2015/07/08/bizarre_new_york_stock_exchange_wall_street_journa l_and_united_airlines_downed_by_technical_glitches/)

BTW, a "glitch" typically refers to a nuisance technical problem, not major systemic failures like these.
(http://www.salon.com/2015/07/08/bizarre_new_york_stock_exchange_wall_street_journa l_and_united_airlines_downed_by_technical_glitches/)

[Santa]

Description of ongoing glitches.

China to US. "We want what you owe us now, please."
US to China. "We don't speakee Chinee."
China to US. "Give us what you owe, you round eye devils, or we shoot down your airplanes."
US to China. "There seems to be a few glitches in communications."

[osoab]

cyber attack?
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2015/06/norse%20big_2_0.jpg
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-08/what-first-world-cyber-war-looks-global-real-time-cyber-attack-map

Ticker forum was claiming that the St. Louis Fed was the target.

I would think either Monsanto, the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency - Wikipedia, the ... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Geospatial-Intelligence_Agency), or Edward Jones (https://www.edwardjones.com/en_US/company/headquarters/index.html) would be better targets.