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Cops Arrest Woman, 58, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
July13, 2015
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A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly using a dildo to batter her female domestic partner during a fight in the couple’s residence, police allege.

The confrontation Saturday evening occurred while a Clearwater Police Department officer was inside the home of Annette Kielhurn and Gamze Capaner-Ridley, both 58.

The cop was present to oversee Capaner-Ridley’s removal of personal belongings from the house, a move apparently prompted by Capaner-Ridley’s filing the prior day for a civil domestic violence injunction against Kielhurn.

After the women tussled over possession of a dress, Officer Eric Blomgren directed Kielhurn not to touch Capaner-Ridley. However, “Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,” Blomgren reported.

As a result, the cop arrested Kielhurn for domestic battery. An arrest affidavit does not indicate whether the dildo was seized as evidence.

Seen above, Kielhurn--who has Capaner-Ridley’s first name tattooed on her chest--was booked into jail on the misdemeanor charge. She was released from custody after posting $500 bond. According to court records, Kielhurn was arrested in late-June for trespassing (and the case is pending).

Kielhurn, a former New York State corrections officer, served about three years in prison for narcotics trafficking after a 1996 police search of her rental car turned up 25 kilos of cocaine in the vehicle’s trunk.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902

[Glass]

3 years?


Kielhurn, a former New York State corrections officer, served about three years in prison for narcotics trafficking after a 1996 police search of her rental car turned up 25 kilos of cocaine in the vehicle’s trunk.

[ximmy]

3 years?

Shouldn't it be one year per inch?

[Hitch]

After the women tussled over possession of a dress, Officer Eric Blomgren directed Kielhurn not to touch Capaner-Ridley. However, “Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,” Blomgren reported.

This is a tough one. I'm not sure battery charges are applicable. It really depends if the dildo came in contact with the victim's face, and...if she did not consent to the dildo contact.

Basically, if you attack someone with a dildo, if that dildo does not come in personal contact with the victim. That is assault. If the dildo does contact the victim, that's battery.

[milehi]

This is a tough one. I'm not sure battery charges are applicable.

Maybe it uses a wall charger.

[osoab]

Woman Crashes Car Due to Furious Masturbation During Traffic Jam (http://jezebel.com/woman-crashes-car-due-to-furious-masturbation-during-tr-1717485128)


The seafood truck, as it happened, was equipped with a rear camera, and its unblinking eye caught everything, including the woman’s public indiscretions. In fact, what was caught on the video was so damning that Bro Bible suspects (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/mini-driver-causes-accident-rampant-rabbit-sex-toy-fish-van/) that the woman was not opposed to others seeing her, citing the fact that Mini Coopers are very low to the ground, and anyone driving a truck or a higher-sitting car would have been able to watch the woman going at it with reckless abandon.

Luckily, no one was hurt during the incident and the case is now with the seafood company’s insurance company. The company’s not commenting on the situation, but sources have reported that the accident happened during a traffic jam, and the vibrator is alleged to have been “rabbit-style.”

[Santa]

She's a tough old LGBT. I'd recommend Annette Kielhurn as Hillarie's running mate.

[Glass]

Woman Crashes Car Due to Furious Masturbation During Traffic Jam (http://jezebel.com/woman-crashes-car-due-to-furious-masturbation-during-tr-1717485128)

The seafood truck, as it happened, was equipped with a rear camera, and its unblinking eye caught everything, including the woman’s public indiscretions. In fact, what was caught on the video was so damning that Bro Bible suspects (http://www.brobible.com/life/article/mini-driver-causes-accident-rampant-rabbit-sex-toy-fish-van/) that the woman was not opposed to others seeing her, citing the fact that Mini Coopers are very low to the ground, and anyone driving a truck or a higher-sitting car would have been able to watch the woman going at it with reckless abandon.

Luckily, no one was hurt during the incident and the case is now with the seafood company’s insurance company. The company’s not commenting on the situation, but sources have reported that the accident happened during a traffic jam, and the vibrator is alleged to have been “rabbit-style.”


I don't know about you, but that story seems very fishy to me.