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ximmy
5th August 2015, 08:06 PM
Death of Hitchhiking Robot a Sad Commentary on America By Richard Edmondson (http://www.veteranstoday.com/author/edmondson/) on August 3, 2015

http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hitchbot.jpg
America has a reputation of being one of the most violent nations on earth, and it looks like it has just lived up to its reputation–that is, if you consider the dismemberment of a friendly, hitchhiking robot to be an act of violence.
The creators of “Hitchbot” are a couple of Canadians named Frauke Zeller and David Harris Smith, who programmed the talking robot it so that it would appeal for rides from passing motorists, and then be friendly and communicative once picked up by them.


For Zeller and Smith it was basically a social experiment. And it was going rather well, too! Last year Hitchbot successfully hitchhiked all the way across Canada–and after completing its Canadian odyssey, it then proceeded–once again by thumbing rides from the side of the road–to traverse Germany and The Netherlands as well!

“Americans are saying, ‘Yeah, they’re doing that up in Canada. Canadians are crazy. It’ll probably work in Canada. It would never work here, because here in the States we would put it into the ditch or shoot it.’”
Smith’s comment, as I say, was made a year ago, and the words have now proven to be remarkably prophetic. About two weeks ago, Hitchbot was brought to the US to begin another hitchhiking journey. The trip started in Boston; the robot made it as far as Philadelphia.


You can go here (http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-hitchbot-destroyed-20150803-story.html) to read an article posted today in the L.A. Times about the sad demise of Hitchbot, who, as the report puts it, was “found maimed and battered beyond repair over the weekend in Philadelphia.”



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvYbcEhSbA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pWNQ3yUTJo

Whoever Found hitchBOT Brought Him to Meet Kevin Smith Last Night (http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/whoever-found-hitchbot-brought-him-to-see-kevin-smith-l-1722226588)
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--c-ypjMLg--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1372407282396433480.jpg

The hitchBOT story just keeps getting weirder. After getting beheaded in Philly (http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-robot-lasts-just-two-weeks-in-us-because-hu-1721544551) this past weekend some people thought he’d be lost forever. But that little hitchhiking robot has popped up again. This time hitchBOT made an appearance in Brooklyn with director Kevin Smith.
Apparently whoever found hitchBOT contacted the Canadian researchers that made him and promised that he’d return the mangled robot. But hitchBOT’s rescuers are reportedly huge fans of Kevin Smith and thought hitchBOT should make a little detour.
They reached out to a podcaster named Scott Holden (http://youtube.com/thatmanonfatmanpodcast), host of a podcast about all things Kevin Smith, who encouraged this anonymous person to bring hitchBOT to a Mallrats screening in Brooklyn last night. Which is precisely what they did. Interestingly, they didn’t bring hitchBOT on stage.
Holden emailed me these photos of hitchBOT, taken near last night’s Nitehawk Cinema event. He says that he’ll be telling the whole story about the anonymous person who found hitchBOT on his podcast (http://thatmanonfatman.com) later today.

Shami-Amourae
5th August 2015, 08:26 PM
What they don't tell you is it was found and destroyed by Dindus.

Can't let that get out.

Ares
5th August 2015, 08:28 PM
What they don't tell you is it was found and destroyed by Dindus.

Can't let that get out.

I knew the bot wasn't going to make it across America.

Glass
5th August 2015, 08:29 PM
why is hitch suddenly a bot? What have they done with our hitch?

Shami-Amourae
5th August 2015, 08:31 PM
If you don't believe it was Dindus:


New CCTV footage has hit the interwebs showing the moment HitchBOT got culturally enriched in Philadelphia. HitchBOT was a robot that relied upon the kindness of strangers to travel to its destination. As I mentioned in another write up yesterday, HitchBOT traveled across Europe and across Canada before attempting a trip across the United States from Boston to San Francisco. HitchBOT was able to do this primarily out of the kindness shown from White folks.


As expected the CCTV footage reveals that HitchBOT was attacked and destroyed by a violent individual of Basketball American descent. This is just another reason why we need these creatures out of our lands.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgjZQgL5gWs

http://www.dailyslave.com/cctv-footage-reveals-the-moment-hitchbot-got-culturally-enriched/

Hitch
5th August 2015, 08:32 PM
What they don't tell you is it was found and destroyed by Dindus.

Can't let that get out.

Or, is it possible the hitchbot said the wrong thing? That one guy told it to shut up. It's not like it was a living thing, if it pissed me off by talking too much I'd probably toss it out a window. Maybe the guy thought it was data mining and tracking him.

It was probably a GSUS poster who did this.

I don't like drones either. Any man who shoots down an annoying drone gets my thumbs up as well.

Glass
5th August 2015, 08:47 PM
in the YT home brew community there is this traveling SS Bomber doing the rounds. So far it has traveled many miles in many states, It has given up much beer and been refilled with much fresh and tasty beerverages.

The bomber is a 2L (1/2 quart) Flask in stainless.

I think if hitchbot was giving out free beer he might of made it.

Can they rebuild him? Make him faster better stronger than he was before. Give him the ability to brew beer?

Hitchbot is male, no?

Hitch
5th August 2015, 08:58 PM
I think if hitchbot was giving out free beer he might of made it.

It's obvious the guys who built hitchbot were geeks, completely clueless.

He should have given out free beer, good idea. He should also be a she, with a sexy woman's voice, and a just not so annoying to begin with.

This could have all been planned better, with success in mind.

Serpo
5th August 2015, 09:28 PM
Thats not you is it Hitch , hitch hello .......ah no they have taken Hitch down.............





Its only a flesh, i mean circuit wound................

Hitch
5th August 2015, 09:37 PM
Thats not you is it Hitch , hitch hello .......ah no they have taken Hitch down.............





Its only a flesh, i mean circuit wound................

Nope, not me, I apologize to say I'm alive and well. Life has never been better. I'm sure that dissatisfies some here on the forum, of my well being.

I hope I can't be dispatched as haphazardly as a trusting hitchbot, I'd like to think I'd put up more of a struggle.

Serpo
6th August 2015, 04:33 AM
Nope, not me, I apologize to say I'm alive and well. Life has never been better. I'm sure that dissatisfies some here on the forum, of my well being.

I hope I can't be dispatched as haphazardly as a trusting hitchbot, I'd like to think I'd put up more of a struggle.


For a minute there I thought you had lost a main frame..................

Silver Rocket Bitches!
6th August 2015, 06:34 AM
They should have the thing set to self destruct upon being abused.

BrewTech
6th August 2015, 07:05 AM
They should have the thing set to self destruct upon being abused.

Or in the presence of basketball americans...

Horn
6th August 2015, 08:42 AM
Somebody suicided him by leaving him in South Philly...

Is just like the apostles leaving jesus in Jerusalem, buncha louts.

Central America would've scrapped him for parts out on the street the first night out. He would've ended up parts on someone's portable generator or pool equipment. lol!

madfranks
6th August 2015, 10:29 AM
Death of Hitchhiking Robot a Sad Commentary on America

It's not a sad commentary on America, it's a sad commentary on black culture in America. Think about it, the robot made it through Canada, Germany, and the Netherlands safely. All of these countries are primarily white, and White/European/Caucasian culture resulted in safe passage of the robot. The first instance of black culture it ran into, there you go. Had the robot wandered into the Congo, Zimbabwe, or some other hotbed of black culture, the same thing would have happened.

Ares
6th August 2015, 11:55 AM
It's not a sad commentary on America, it's a sad commentary on black culture in America. Think about it, the robot made it through Canada, Germany, and the Netherlands safely. All of these countries are primarily white, and White/European/Caucasian culture resulted in safe passage of the robot. The first instance of black culture it ran into, there you go. Had the robot wandered into the Congo, Zimbabwe, or some other hotbed of black culture, the same thing would have happened.

That will teach that racist robot. He was culturally enriched and his intolerant racism was put in check by his decapitation.

Dogman
6th August 2015, 11:58 AM
I wonder when it was in Canada it was called a "HitchBot-Aboot" eh! >?<

;)

GeneBlaze
6th August 2015, 12:58 PM
If you don't believe it was Dindus:


New CCTV footage has hit the interwebs showing the moment HitchBOT got culturally enriched in Philadelphia. HitchBOT was a robot that relied upon the kindness of strangers to travel to its destination. As I mentioned in another write up yesterday, HitchBOT traveled across Europe and across Canada before attempting a trip across the United States from Boston to San Francisco. HitchBOT was able to do this primarily out of the kindness shown from White folks.


As expected the CCTV footage reveals that HitchBOT was attacked and destroyed by a violent individual of Basketball American descent. This is just another reason why we need these creatures out of our lands.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgjZQgL5gWs

http://www.dailyslave.com/cctv-footage-reveals-the-moment-hitchbot-got-culturally-enriched/

funny how so many here so quick to blame blacks for this.

here's your perp.....

http://i.imgur.com/VvTrNfV.jpg

this whole thing was exposed a few days ago as being a gigantic hoax played on the media.

http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/08/write-this-down.html

Ares
6th August 2015, 01:02 PM
funny how so many here so quick to blame blacks for this.

here's your perp.....

http://i.imgur.com/VvTrNfV.jpg

this whole thing was exposed a few days ago as being a gigantic hoax played on the media.

http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/08/write-this-down.html

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/thumb/1425/73/1425732146530s.jpg

ximmy
6th August 2015, 01:28 PM
funny how so many here so quick to blame blacks for this.


HITCHBOT BEFORE BEING CULTURALLY ENRICHED...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/02/20/2B0B8DEF00000578-3183126-Friendly_HitchBOT_was_designed_to_be_a_talking_tra vel_companion_-a-2_1438545344267.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/02/17/2B0B8DF700000578-0-image-a-20_1438534520448.jpg

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03395/hitchbot-kiss_3395744k.jpg

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hitchBOT-car-storify.jpg

http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzA4LzAzLzUwL2hpdGNoYm90LjM4ZjEzLmpwZwpwCX RodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/e4873232/dcf/hitchbot.jpg

madfranks
6th August 2015, 01:39 PM
funny how so many here so quick to blame blacks for this.

here's your perp.....

http://i.imgur.com/VvTrNfV.jpg

this whole thing was exposed a few days ago as being a gigantic hoax played on the media.

http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/08/write-this-down.html

Whatever that guy is, he's not exhibiting white culture in that photo. That's black culture, no doubt about it.

Let's be honest, there is a difference between white culture, and black culture. There are blacks who subscribe to white culture, and for the most part they are all successful, honest and safe people. Then you have whites who adopt black culture, who wear oversized shirts, wear their hats backwards, and have no respect for other people's property.

Cebu_4_2
6th August 2015, 04:05 PM
Whatever that guy is, he's not exhibiting white culture in that photo. That's black culture, no doubt about it.

Let's be honest, there is a difference between white culture, and black culture. There are blacks who subscribe to white culture, and for the most part they are all successful, honest and safe people. Then you have whites who adopt black culture, who wear oversized shirts, wear their hats backwards, and have no respect for other people's property.

Thank you both for the clarification and update. White niggers, same as white trailer trash has no purpose in a civilized society.

Serpo
6th August 2015, 04:18 PM
RIP



https://soundcloud.com/scotty-mars/marsterpiece-theater-hitchbot-funeral

Cebu_4_2
6th August 2015, 04:23 PM
RIP



https://soundcloud.com/scotty-mars/marsterpiece-theater-hitchbot-funeral

No Go Fund Me page?

Serpo
6th August 2015, 04:47 PM
No Go Fund Me page?


what

Cebu_4_2
6th August 2015, 05:01 PM
gofundme.com