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Glass
19th August 2015, 10:21 PM
This might fit into the category of YCMTSU. not sure.


Presidential Candidate "Deez Nuts" Surges In Polls
If Donald Trump’s unlikely rise to the top of the polls tells us anything, it’s that Americans (or at least GOP primary voters) are sick of business as usual in Washington.


The endemic corruption, crony capitalism, rampant regulatory capture, and licentious logrolling that many voters have come to associate with the American political process has created a deep-seated desire for change and if there are two names which most certainly do not portend a break from business as usual inside the Beltway they are "Bush" and "Clinton." Indeed, the prospect that America will once again be faced with a choice that really isn’t a choice by being compelled to choose between two candidates from Washington’s political aristocracy has only served to boost Trump’s appeal.


All of the above certainly seems to suggest that America is fully prepared to accept and embrace the candidacy of those who promise anything but the political status quo, which, we imagine helps to explain why the dark horse candidate "Deez Nuts" is now polling at 9% in North Carolina.
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user92183/imageroot/2015/08/DeezNutsTV_0.png



Deez Nuts is running for president. This is a true statement. pic.twitter.com/834etY4cMH (http://t.co/834etY4cMH)
— Josh Moon (@Josh_Moon) August 19, 2015 (https://twitter.com/Josh_Moon/status/634130075567431680)





The specter of Trump running as an independent candidate in the general election continues to be a big potential problem for Republicans. In such a scenario Clinton leads with 38% with Bush at 28% and Trump at 27% basically tying for second place. Trump wins independents with 38% (to 28% for Clinton and 24% for Bush), takes 38% of Republicans, and 14% of Democrats.

Finally another declared independent candidate, Deez Nuts, polls at 9% in North Carolina to go along with his 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa in our recent polling. Trump leads Clinton 40/38 when he's in the mix.

Finally Deez Nuts get 9% in NC to go with their 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa. Pretty consistent support: http://t.co/EIPkTvW3Ti
— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) August 19, 2015 (https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/634018711385604096)


http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user92183/imageroot/2015/08/DeezNuts_0.png


Breaking down the polling data, it looks like 9% of voters who chose Mitt Romney in 2012 would go with Deez Nuts in 2016 while an astonishing 25% of voters who voted for someone other than Obama or Romney would prefer Nuts over Clinton or Trump. Most of Nuts' support looks to come from the center of the policitcal spectrum and when broken down by gender, men seem to have a more favorable view of Nuts than women. When it comes to age, voters 18-29 were far more likely to have a favorable view of Nuts although surprisingly, when Nuts is pitted against Trump and Clinton, a shocking 15% of voters 30-45 say they would choose Nuts.



As one astute ZeroHedge reader commented. They'd vote for theirs.

ZeroHedge and more (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-19/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-surges-polls)

gunDriller
20th August 2015, 06:11 AM
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Therefore, let it be resolved that, even with research tools like UrbanDictionary & Jewgle, we don't need to know everything.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

And to not Give a WTF Who or What Deez Nuts is.


But I did look up YCMTSU. :)

Spectrism
20th August 2015, 01:02 PM
Deez Nuts is a 15 year old kid - Randy Orton, playing around. He likes Bernie Sanders. Dopey kid spoofed the candidacy list.

Ares
20th August 2015, 01:22 PM
Deez Nuts is a 15 year old kid - Randy Orton, playing around. He likes Bernie Sanders. Dopey kid spoofed the candidacy list.

Every day I'm reminded that Idiocracy was a future documentary.


Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glass
20th August 2015, 05:25 PM
I thought it was funny. I hope the kid gets a gig somewhere to put that humour to good use.

osoab
20th August 2015, 06:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3sG8Wz2edM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3sG8Wz2edM

took me awhile to remember this one.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKkcG2lOIuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKkcG2lOIuQ

osoab
22nd August 2015, 01:00 PM
Deez Nuts On Top Of Hillary Clinton (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-22/deez-nuts-top-hillary-clinton)