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23rd October 2015, 06:10 AM
NEWS OCTOBER 22, 2015
Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom

News 8 Louisiana – Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer…

NEWS OCTOBER 22, 2015
Woman Shoots Veterinarian After He Refuses To Do Sex Re-Assignment Surgery On Her Dog

A New Hampshire woman, who doctors say suffers from schizophrenia, shot a local veterinarian after he refused to do a sex reassignment surgery on her beloved dog. Workers at the VCA Animal Hospital say 46-year-old Tabatha…

PUMPKIN
NEWS OCTOBER 22, 2015
FDA Pumpkin Carving Warning: Hundreds Of Spiders Found Hatching Inside Halloween Pumpkins
News 8 – A new warning released by the FDA has pumpkin carving lovers a bit creeped out this Halloween. There have been nearly 2000 complaints across the US just in the last week stating…

ASTEROIDS
NEWS OCTOBER 21, 2015
Enormous Asteroid Discovered Last Week Will Whizz Past Earth, Shaking Things Up On Halloween
NASA – Two asteroids will making a near miss with the earth this Halloween. The first is 2009 FD, a particularly dark astroid, which will make its closest approach on October 29.

ATTACK
NEWS OCTOBER 20, 2015
Several Injured In Zombie-Like Attack At Tennessee Walmart, As Man Tries To Eat His Victims
An unidentified man entered a Tennessee Walmart on Tuesday, armed with nothing more than his own teeth. Eyewitnesses say the man, who look like he had been living off the streets, entered the store looking…

BURIED ALIVE
NEWS OCTOBER 19, 2015
Woman Buried Alive, Funeral Goers Hear Screams From The Grave
A 34 year old woman in now recovering from a most bizarre scene, one you only hear about in the movies. A Chicago family was grieving the loss of their son, as they said their final…

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NEWS OCTOBER 18, 2015
White Woman Gives Birth To Black Baby, Claims The Ghost Of Michael Jackson Impregnated Her
News 8 – A 32-year-old Los Angeles woman is claiming that she was impregnated by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, and is now suing his estate. Kiera Johnson, the married mother of two, claims…

cats
NEWS OCTOBER 16, 2015
Elderly Woman Arrested For Making Purses Out Of Neighbors “Missing” Cats
News 8 – A gruesome story coming out of Grand Haven, Michigan has residents at this small town shocked and disturbed. Marjorie Reynolds, 91, was described as a quiet elderly women who waved at strangers…

FDA RAID
NEWS OCTOBER 16, 2015
FDA Confiscates Several Thousand Chickens From KFC Farms As Mutations Worsen
News 8 – KFC’s largest chicken supplier in Springdale, Arkansas was reportedly raided by the FDA on Monday due to suspicions of mass mutations taking place in their chickens. It has been no secret that…
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BEAVER BUST
NEWS OCTOBER 16, 2015
Arkansas Man Arrested For “Pimping Beavers” On Craigslist Out Of Dirty Motel
One Arkansas man is under arrest, and 7 beavers taken to safety, after an undercover sting operation led them to a dingy motel. Michael Leonard, 48, was running a type of “beaver sex trafficking operation” out…

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mick silver
23rd October 2015, 07:37 AM
wow . shit like this you just cant make up no more . time is running out

ximmy
23rd October 2015, 01:07 PM
I like cats but that is freakin awesome man!

I want a cat purse.

http://now8news.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cats.jpg

osoab
23rd October 2015, 03:54 PM
some of them stories are completely fake. others are not. KFC one is fake.

Santa
23rd October 2015, 05:24 PM
I feel like I'm standing in a slow line at the grocery store looking at the magazine rack.

Hitch
23rd October 2015, 06:24 PM
I feel like I'm standing in a slow line at walmart looking at the magazine rack.

fixed that for you.

govcheetos
23rd October 2015, 06:33 PM
I like cats but that is freakin awesome man!

I want a cat purse.

http://now8news.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cats.jpg

Can she make me a hat?

midnight rambler
23rd October 2015, 06:36 PM
I like cats but that is freakin awesome man!

I want a cat purse.

http://now8news.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cats.jpg

Hey, still active at 91. You go girl.

Are those magic marker eyebrows?? ???