palani
22nd March 2016, 12:08 PM
Craig’s List:
*FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER* $1.00 ( WASHINGTON, DC )
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling cow (bull) shit for amazing distances. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country, maybe Cuba. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house on Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.
*FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER* $1.00 ( WASHINGTON, DC )
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling cow (bull) shit for amazing distances. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country, maybe Cuba. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house on Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.